Atheist vs Christian Wars: Spearfish

Typical quote: "I LOVES TO MASTICATE OVER DE' JESUS FLESH WAFERS OF DE' CHURCH, AND DEN' I WASHES DEMS DOWN WITH A GLASS OF CHRIST HEMOGLOBIN!" - Spearfish (in satire mode)

Below is a transcript of channel 103 chat. Channel 103 is a place where religion is discussed, (atheists battle the Christians). (I am eadon-com by the way.)

Spearfish: WE DOES NOT EVER KNOW HOW DE' MUNIFICENT LAWD WILL KO-MUNIKATE HIS NEXT HOLY DICK-TUM

Spearfish: DE LAWD HAS DONE SPAKE TO ME THROUGH A MEAT LOAF!

Spearfish: I WAS WASHED IN DE' BLOOD OF THE FATTED MEAT-YAK!

Spearfish: I LOVES TO MASTICATE OVER DE' JESUS FLESH WAFERS OF DE' CHURCH, AND DEN' I WASHES DEMS DOWN WITH A GLASS OF CHRIST HEMOGLOBIN!

Spearfish: THE HOLINESS OF DE' FATTED MEAT-YAK HAS CAUSED ME TO BELIEVE IN DE' LAWD JEBUS!

Spearfish: I FEEL SO SORRY FOR ALL DESE PATHETIC ATHEISTS WHO DOES NOT KNOW DE' LOVE WHICH DE' GENOCIDAL MONSTER PERVERT GAWD OF CHRISTIANITY CAN EMBOSOM IN DE' SLAVES!

Richner: We must pray for them.

Spearfish: AMEN

Richner: You're not suggesting that pervertedness is bad, are you? ;P

Spearfish: only in church can we snack on gawd!

Spearfish: only in hell can we be barbecued by satan!

dlh: den de sweet smells ubz de chillen a roastin goes up to de lawds nostrils for a pleasant scent!

Spearfish: dat's right dlh

eadon-com: or microwaved by Beelzebub on full power for eternity until piping hot

Spearfish: de' sweetmeats of our sinning roasting flesh, will feel de' nosehairs of de' anointed seraphims in de' embosomed taberknuckle of salvation

dlh: der be not shortages of room in de lawds mighty underground barbecue!

Spearfish: although from time to time dey does run out of drumsticks

Spearfish: I FEEL SO SORRY FOR ALL DESE PATHETIC ATHEISTS WHO DOES NOT KNOW DE' LOVE WHICH DE' GENOCIDAL MONSTER PERVERT GAWD OF CHRISTIANITY CAN EMBOSOM IN DE' SLAVES!


eadon-com: The bible is fictional, contradictions or no contradictions. The presence of contradictions takes credibility away from the bible, where as the lack of contradictions proves absolutely nothing other than the lack of contradictions

FoamingFundy: the Bible is perfect, written by more the 42 writers that never met, no communicated, and yet not one contradiction can be found. the was over at least a 3000-5000 year span of writings.

eadon-com: Here is a contradiction - according to the timescale of the bible the earth is only 6000 years old. A bishop measured the timescale back to creation and it was only 6000 years. That is a contradiction because it is obviously untrue. There are thousands of similar instances where the bible contradicts reality

FoamingFundy: the earth is much more than 6000 year old, it can't be numbered

TheologeanX: The 6000 year biblical age of the earth is at variance with the modern interpretation of the physical evidence. But it is not an internal contradiction.

FoamingFundy: Gen 1;1 is a recreation, not a creation of the earth, study you Bible

eadon-com: modern science shows that the earth was created nearly 5,000 million years ago. That is impressive, and the bible is silent on this. The earth is just under 5,000 million years old, FoamingFundy.

FoamingFundy: eadon, the Bible does not age the earth at 6000 year old, the earth has been destroyed twice by floods for sin, but its foundation was never destroyed it is for ever.

dlh: the bible is a big tabloid FoamingFundy, a woman created from the rib of a man? A boat with a bunch of animals on it in a big flood? LOL

eadon-com: we also know the universe is about three times the age of the earth. The bible doesn't hint at that either. So as far as contradictions go, it is better to believe science, which is internally consistent, than religion that is speculation on unprovable and improbable stories

FoamingFundy: many think the earth has been destroyed only once due to the sin of the land, but the Bible clearly gives TWO ACCOUNTS OF THE EARTH BEING OVERFLOWED WITH WATER.

eadon-com: well science shows that there have been several mass extinctions over hundreds of millions of years and can date them. That is more impressive than the bible's floods.

DukeOBrunswick: "God is not man, that he should lie, nor son of man that he should repent." Numbers 23:19 But according to the Bible, God does repent?

FoamingFundy: yes God can and does repent, find something harder than that

sigrabmd: ) John 3:13 evil, what does "God" mean by this ..... "And no man hath ascended up to heaven, but he that came down from heaven, even the Son of man which is in heaven."


JDoss: as satan once said.... "but according to the bible, we're supposed to lose"............" Consider the source son!"--devil

JDoss: my favorite part of the translations...is the horrid job of doing the creation: there was no damn rib and women coming second in the original Hebrew :)

FoolSlayer: they did not know anatomy back then

FoamingFundy: The Bible never needs updating,

JDoss: that's possibly right.....the bible doesn't....but the King James version does :)

Carpathian: PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!!!!

Jupiter: Carpathian! you ozite ...

Carpathian: follow the yellow brick road

JDoss: who let Carpathian out?

Jupiter: why wasn't Dorothy told about intersections Carpathian?

Carpathian: THERE ARE NO INTERSECTIONS ON THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD LOL

Jupiter: yeppers there was... right where the scarecrow was...

Carpathian: OH NO are you SURE?

Batman: woof woof woof, woof woof.

JDoss: bow wow wow yippe yo yippe yeh

FoamingFundy: OK QUESTION DID JESUS SAY THAT MORE PEOPLE WOULD GO TO HEAVEN OR MORE TO HELL, AND THE SCRIPTURE TO , NO, FALSE QUOTES

Carpathian: Jesus didn't say anything he's a myth

eadon-com: it is acknowledged by theologians that Jesus was not quoted in the bible, but words ascribed to him which were often common sayings of the day

WarPriest: eadon, that may be acknowledged by some theologians (the minority)...but the majority would disagree

FoamingFundy: THE ROMAN, KEEP PERFECT RECORD, AND JESUS IS ON RECORD, SO QUIET satan

eadon-com: that is nonsense FoamingFundy, there was only one roman historian who noted Jesus in a page of writing, that is about the only evidence we have for Christ's existence

Carpathian: FoamingFundy I don't want to rain on your rant, but there is no direct evidence that the biblical Jesus ever existed

FoamingFundy: Carpathian, and eadon, you seem to be at war. There are many facts that Jesus truly lived on earth and that He's not a myth

Spearfish: actually there is no evidence that Jesus ever lived. None.

Spearfish: if you want to SAY there is, that's fine

eadon-com: when they found the Roman historian's document the early xtians crossed out sentences and supplanted their own to make the history seem more convincing. Later they found all the crossings outs!

DukeOBrunswick: "I the Lord your God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children to the third and fourth generation of those who hate me. . . (Ex 20:5)

DukeOBrunswick: "The son shall NOT suffer for the iniquity of the father, nor the father suffer for the iniquity of the son. . . .(Ezekiel 18:20)

DukeOBrunswick: That looks to me like either a contradiction or an updating of the Bible.

FoamingFundy: THE BIBLE HAS NOOOOOOO CONTRADICTIONS

DukeOBrunswick: How many will be disappointed if nobody burns in everlasting fire?




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