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Spearfish:
I FIND GOD INNOCENT OF SANCTIONING STUPID CHRISTIAN
JACKASSES TO SPEAK IN HIS NAME!!!!
Madpole:
I do not wish anybody to leave in hell - there
is no reason for it all at all! The paradise
is here - in front of our eyes - but very few
are brave enough to accept it - Jesus said it
and so did Buddha!
FoamingFundy:
ok what's your present religion
Madpole:
words are dangerous and I hate them - they never
express what I think and feel. I have no present
religion - my current religion is "seeking for
one". I am catholic by birth but You showed
me bad ways of Catholism - which I knew anyway....
So I am looking for something better, more Universal,
I want to be a Servant to God and so to everybody
else. Is that bad FoamingFundy? Am I on the
wrong track again ?
FoamingFundy:
do you except the Holy Bible in its entirety?
and as the B.I.B.L.E. = basic instructions before
leaving earth?
Madpole:
I have not read it yet - forgive me for my ignorance
- I cannot not accept something I have not read
- but I would like to!
FoamingFundy:
ok start by first of all reading the first 4-gospels,
Matt. Mark, Luke, and St. Johns, find your self
a good church that teaches the bible to its
fullest.
Madpole:
I know passages from it - which I agree with
- but I do not Wholy Bible as a Whole!
FoamingFundy:
then avoid the Dark Side Crew interlectuals
[sic] of ICC such as eadon, spearfish, WarPriest,
etc.
eadon-com:
"interlectuals"?
Spearfish:
he has a hard enough time chewing on an alfalfa
stalk, we can't expect him to SPELL too
eadon-com:
warning to madpole Matthew is utter BS.
Spearfish:
don't worry god, humans will do a lot lot lot
better than these christian morons are doing...and
the rest of us won't insult you with pure STUPIDITY
like the bible. Of course, the ignorant barbarians
who wrote the bible must be forgiven. They didn't
know any better
Madpole:
FoamingFundy - I know about intellectuals and
always avoided them as such -but I try to be
understanding as well.. is that bad? Or shall
I read a Bible first ?
Spearfish:
however modern people thumping such utter stupidity
must be looked at very very closely
FoamingFundy:
read the Bible first, it will thoroughly teach
you about these blood sucking satanic leaches
of a so called friend that you now presently
entertain with
Madpole:
No - FoamingFundy has a good point - Intellectuals
are simply intellectuals. Interlectuals are
Inter-intellectuals - simple!
eadon-com:
er, yes madpole, You are right, as a non-interlectual
:)
Madpole:
OK FoamingFundy- but then You will have to be
patient - I will hopefully get back to You in
few months time!
Spearfish:
reading the bible is terrific, because it becomes
obvious at first glance that it is utter moronic
crap. Good suggestion FoamingFundy
Madpole:
Have You read it in its ORIGINAL LANGUAGE Spearfish?
Why are You interpreting somebody else's interpretation
? And don't forget that Jesus HAS NOT written
a Bible - some other people did!
Spearfish:
you mean the original language in which the
word "virgin" as in virgin Mary is a mistranslation
of young woman?
Madpole:
Which kind of proves your point that there is
no point in reading it - Arghhhh!
FoamingFundy:
the dark-side crew are simply edumacated-interlectual
doomed rebel, that are seeking truth, without
any desire for sacrifice, but serving Jesus
will be demanding
eadon-com:
lol FoamingFundy
FoamingFundy:
eadon-com lol enjoy but I will get the last
laugh in eternity
eadon-com:
lol
Madpole:
FoamingFundy- don't get offended - but will
You laugh in eadon's face or just laugh ? Will
You be able to say - "Ha - I have told You,
didn't I ?" or am I just Earthy soul who gets
everything wrong again?
FoamingFundy:
when God calls for the Christians to begin judgement,
I'll ask for the ICC dark-side crew
Madpole:
and they (arrghh - not me hopefully) will have
to stand in front of You ? Will You be naked
?
FoamingFundy:
no I'll have on a white rob of righteousness,
but the dark-side crew if they don't repent
and get saved will be quite naked
PlanetEarth:
Good play on words there FoamingFundy "white
'rob' of righteousness'
Madpole:
what if they DO repent ? Will they be forgiven
?
FoamingFundy:
then they can be saved, salvation is for alllllllllllllll
Spearfish:
serving Jesus will be demanding all right....he
likes it up the bung shoot
PopePious:
When Spearfish gets muzzled [temporarily banned
from making tells to the chat channel by the
administrators] again he will blame 1) Himself
or 2) Everybody else?
PlanetEarth:
I choose the latter PopePious
eadon-com:
if I were spearfish I would definitely point
the finger of blame at an administrator, the
one who typed "+muffle spearfish" :)
PlanetEarth:
+muff Spearfish
PrayingMattress:
+mutt spearfish
FoamingFundy:
+ muff the dark-side crew
PlanetEarth:
+muffdive... hmm let me think... Pamela Anderson
Spearfish:
I don't blame these chumps for not wanting to
hear some truth, they are instructed to go deaf,
dumb and blind by their idiotic creed whenever
truth rears it's ugly head
Spearfish:
it's all mapped out in incredible detail in
"The True Believer" by Hoffer
PopePious:
Don't they normally muzzle dogs?
eadon-com:
let slip the dogs of war! - Shakespeare
PopePious:
Ah yes, the uneducated, unemployed author.
PrayingMattress:
yeh who you
going to believe Hoffer or God
PlanetEarth:
Who let the Dogs out.
PlanetEarth:
WOOF.... WOOF... WOOOF WOOOF
PopePious:
I will take God at his word, not some longshoreman.
Spearfish:
isn't a longshoreman a step up from a fisherman?
Spearfish:
*touche'*
Madpole:
why can't we just repent later and be saved
anyway ?
FoamingFundy:
I you don't behave now, then you won't behave
in Heaven , then it will get polluted just as
well as the earth has
PrayingMattress:
what's the
benefit of waiting?
Madpole:
the best things come to those who wait ?
FoamingFundy:
your conversion of behavior change, greatly
shows your faith in God concerning His promises
of Wrath to Come. on all rebels and anti-christ
Madpole:
I am not sure if You are talking to me FoamingFundy-
and I don't understand anyway!
FoamingFundy:
when we obey God, that show, that we believe
in His promises, both the negative ones and
the positive ones
eadon-com:
so god is negative?
FoamingFundy:
no but all of God promises aren't promise of
love and joy
eadon-com:
isn't that another way of saying god is satan?
eadon-com:
I thought, silly though I may have been to allude
and subscribe to such misconceptions, that god
was good!
Spearfish:
I hear that Jesus was hung like a water moose
FoamingFundy:
God is good, but God is justice also, and fair,
and a rewarder of both the doers of good and
evil
Spearfish:
golly, nice fairy tale!
Madpole:
so I have to try 10 times to get in...
eadon-com:
rewarder of the ass lickers and the yes men
Spearfish:
I like the robotic recitation too!
PlanetEarth:
God it good, God is great. Let us thank him
for this plate.
eadon-com:
suck up to geeeeeeeeeeesssssssssuussssss dudes
FoamingFundy:
yes it give in to Jesus or satannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
PopePious:
The integrity of the upright shall guide them,
but the perverseness of transgressors shall
destroy them. Proverbs 11:3
Spearfish:
Too bad PopeDick is impotent with his stupid
fairy tale, because you KNOW his true colors
are to want nothing more than to exact the horrible
punishment (ad baculum) which he ascribes to
"god"
eadon-com:
the integrity of the arslickers shall delusion
them but the pervertishness of the transvestites
shall bugger them pervs 666
FoamingFundy:
Satan's reward is hell fire, hot hot hot, just
ask the rich man in Luke 16:19-24
eadon-com:
how rich are you, FoamingFundy?
FoamingFundy:
I'm very rich because of Jesus
eadon-com:
do YOU have money FoamingFundy?
FoamingFundy:
I have more than money Satan's son
eadon-com:
you are VERY RICH???? oh dear....... You have
as much chance as reaching heaven as a camel
does of passing through the eye of the needle!
Spearfish:
rofl
Spearfish:
nor does his faith equal that of a mustard seed
eadon-com:
you are damned FoamingFundy! bad luck old chap.
Spearfish:
otherwise we could designate a mountain for
him to move
eadon-com:
According to Matthew, Jesus says if you are
VERY RICH???? You have as much chance as reaching
heaven as a camel does of passing through the
eye of the needle!
FoamingFundy:
it never said that it was impossible for a rich
man to go to heaven only that it was harder
for them, if they trust in their money, eadon-com
your pretty good at half quotes
eadon-com:
see you in hell, FoamingFundy
eadon-com:
see you in hell hell hell and we shall smoke
over Satan's BBQ together and sing the lords
praises
eadon-com:
do you know, FoamingFundy, what Jesus said to
the rich chap in Matthew?
eadon-com:
do you know what Jesus said?
eadon-com:
think about it, think about it....
PrayingMattress:
God can,
and does give prosperity to some of his children
eadon-com:
I can teach you, Sir, what Jesus said to the
rich chap, and thee be damned not to heed Jesus'
wise counsel
eadon-com:
you see, FoamingFundy, Jesus decreed that the
rich man should give unto the poor his house
and all of his possessions
FoamingFundy:
ok eadon give me your passage, and not from
the satanic bible
Madpole:
Is "passage" a rude word ?
eadon-com:
ALL of his possessions mind you, and only then,
according to the contradiction-free bible, shall
he be granted access to the kingdom of heaven
FoamingFundy:
give me your passage, eadon, for Jesus dealt
with the areas of the rich on more than one
occasion, so give me of the one your considering
eadon-com:
you're not saying, are you, that you have never
read Matthew, as I have?
FoamingFundy:
that's good eadon, you quote some of the bible
well, you know and understand that which benefits
you, don't all the other portions yet count
against you to
eadon-com:
not at all, FoamingFundy, because I don't subscribe
to it as a tome of truth
FoamingFundy:
no just give me , oh you don't know the passage
eadon-com:
I do know the passage FoamingFundy. This is
why I have described it to you. Do you deny
it???
eadon-com:
or do you chose to be disobedient to the teachings
of christ? Convenient eh?
FoamingFundy:
that was a case scenario, of one particular
rich man, and his personal problem that he had
within, Because Jesus knows all, but in another
passage Jesus gives the standard for all rich
people, so give the passage that you prefer
PopePious:
These mockers are horrible exegetes.
PrayingMattress:
When it was
evening, there came a rich man from Arimathea,
named Joseph, who himself had also become a
disciple of Jesus. Matthew 27:57
eadon-com:
I prefer the passage in Matthew I have presented
to you , FoamingFundy
Spearfish:
my, what a perfectly STUPID fairy tale, recited
by terrified credulous morons!
FoamingFundy:
rich people can go to heaven, so long a they
lord over their money and not allow their money
to lord over them
Kolton:
I wish I could lord over some money
FoamingFundy:
no sir, another passage deals with the rich,
need I get it?
eadon-com:
erm no, FoamingFundy, you have about as much
chance of squeezing through the gates of heaven
as a camel does as passing through the eye of
the needle
Madpole:
Money is a SIN Brother Kolton!
Kolton:
bring on the SIN!
eadon-com:
lets face it FoamingFundy, we will all drink
vodka in hell
FoamingFundy:
the love of money is a sin madpole.
Spearfish:
my what interesting creed
Spearfish:
my what interesting dogma
Spearfish:
my what interesting doctrine
Spearfish:
my what interesting crap
PrayingMattress:
Matthew 19:23
Christ does not say that a rich man could not
be saved (v. 26), but only that, for him, it
is more difficult, since such a person seldom
senses his personal need as readily as a poorer
man does. The blinded just do not understand,
they like to nit pik
eadon-com:
not true PrayingMattress, I repeat, according
to the bible, Jesus said that a rich man has
less chance of being sanctioned into heaven
as a camel does of squeezing itself through
the eye of the needle
FoamingFundy:
ok sorry, well the love of money is the root
of allllllllllllll evil
eadon-com:
and FoamingFundy loves to tell us how contradiction
free the bible is!
FoamingFundy:
that's not a contradiction, one rich man can
be at another level of different degree of greed
over another grow-up, professing themselves
to be wise they became fools
Kolton:
actually, I don't think money has anything at
all to do with it. It's the power in one's heart...
not $$$$
PrayingMattress:
Truly I say
to you, it is hard for a rich man to enter the
kingdom of heaven. 24 Again I say to you, it
is easier for a camel to go through the eye
of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the
kingdom of God. your quote
PrayingMattress:
it is hard
does not say give away all of your money
eadon-com:
In Matthew, Jesus commanded a rich fellow to
give away all of his house and possessions to
the poor so that he may gain entry to heaven
PrayingMattress:
because a
rich man is more concerned with his money, then
salvation from God
eadon-com:
quite PrayingMattress and I would say that FoamingFundy
fits that description
FoamingFundy:
no a rich man can be, not is PrayingMattress
PopePious:
Hey dark crew.... leave the exegetical work
to those who are qualified. Thanks.
FoamingFundy:
ok so to be rich isn't' a sin, but to allow
your riches to lead you into sin is the problem,
its not that difficult dark-side crew, sometime
you'll will just have to except some of the
simple matters of life, everything can be edumacate
stuffes , hehehehehe
eadon-com:
erm no, FoamingFundy, you have about as much
chance of squeezing through the gates of heaven
as a camel does as passing through the eye of
the needle
eadon-com:
not true PrayingMattress, I repeat, in Matthew,
Jesus said that a rich man has less chance of
being sanctioned into heaven as a camel does
of squeezing itself through the eye of the needle
PrayingMattress:
money can
buy a lot of sin
FoamingFundy:
GREED, HATE, LIES, ALL OF THE SOAPS THAT YOU
WATCH DAILY, THEY'LL SO YOU WHAT THE SIN OF
MONEY IS\
eadon-com:
I agree with FoamingFundy about the soaps :)
PrayingMattress:
When the
disciples heard this, they were very astonished
and said, Then who can be saved? 26 And looking
at them Jesus said to them, With people this
is impossible, but with God all things are possible.
the verses following your camel quote
Spearfish:
WASH ME IN DE' LYE SOAP OF DE' LAWD'S MILK TEATY
TEAT!!!!
FoamingFundy:
and eadon you'll have to eat the whole roll
of the Bible not pick and choose your preferences,
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