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Isolani:
Some Christians worship a book. Weird.
Spearfish:
the book of crap written by ignorant barbarians?
BibleBasha:
Some people don't worship God. Weird!!
Spearfish:
some people don't share BibleBasha's mental
disease? weird
sigrabmd:
"Why do trained theologians differ? Why do educated
translators disagree over Greek and Hebrew meanings?
Why all the confusion? Shouldn't a document
that was "divinely inspired" by an omniscient
and omnipotent deity be as clear as possible?"
- Mickey Mouse
Richner:
"Good manners are a part of good morals; and
it is as much our duty as our interest to practice
both." - John Hunter
BibleBasha:
Yeah, lots of good manners by you Christian
haters.
Spearfish:
why should we have good manners towards idiots
whose agenda it is to infect the earth with
their horrible mental disease? You are the greatest
enemy history has ever presented to the human
race
Isolani:
Perhaps an inordinate attention paid to the
canonical works in a Western version of scripture
has unduly influenced certain ... Christians.
Remember, Christianity is an Eastern religion.
BibleBasha:
At least I don't have the kind of hate that
infects you my friend.
Spearfish:
disease fighters don't hate: they eradicate
Viking:
born again type christians are haters by nature
Richner:
And very judgemental.
BibleBasha:
I hate no one
eadon-com:
. most christians I have met, are, in all honesty
ignorant and incapable of intelligent comprehension
of simple concepts. I have definitely observed
this too many times for it to be a fluke
BibleBasha:
God calls atheists morons. I just share the
truth, if that is judgemental, so be it. Read
Ps. 14:1 eadon
BibleBasha:
Neither is there salvation in any other, for
there is no other name under heaven given among
men whereby we must be saved. Acts 14:12 - Jesus
said, "I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life.
NO MAN can come to the Father but through Me.
Jn: 14:6
Spearfish:
BibleBasha lifts the lid off the most disgusting
garbage can he can find (the bible) and finds
his "truth" in it....along with the rats, vermin,
perverts and infected germs, meanwhile ignoring
all the reality of life
BibleBasha:
Boy, the demons are bouncing off the walls now.
hehe. But to as many as received Him, to them
He gave power to become the sons of God. Jn.
1:12 He that believes on the Son has everlasting
life: and he that does not believe the Son shall
not see life; but the wrath of God abides upon
him. Jn. 3:36
Spearfish:
I FIND GOD INNOCENT OF SANCTIONING STUPID CHRISTIAN
JACKASSES TO SPEAK IN HIS NAME!!!!
BibleBasha:
Yes, I am crazy about my Lord. I love Him dearly.
Censor me if you can't stand the truth.
Viking:
"truth"
Spearfish:
you can't blame BibleBasha, if he loses his
ability to beg for money with the collection
plate, he'll have to go out into society and
realize he's a misfit with no skills or potential
Isolani:
Preachers make good AmWay salesmen
JGR:
BIBLEBASHA IS A LIARS!
BibleBasha:
You all can even leave the channel, this is
the religious channel not the fool atheist channel.
eadon-com:
I will not censor stupidity, this is why I am
here, to drink in the idiocy like a fine performance
of a clown and fit only to be adored
Spearfish:
no need to censor the worst advertisement religion
could ever have
BibleBasha:
I am here to stay my friend. The truth is with
me, and blessed be the man that comes to Jesus.
Isolani:
"You can't HANDLE the truth!" - Jack Nicholson
BibleBasha:
You stop believing your lies. One day they will
destroy you.
eadon-com:
BibleBasha hasn't quite twigged that the bible
is a fairy tale of lies that stink so hard that
shit would move house to avoid it
Viking:
here is a question BibleBasha, when in heaven
do you think you will feel bad about the men
women and children burning in hell, beautiful
and caring human beings whose only "crime" was
to be born to a wrong culture
Spearfish:
don't forget their FREE WILL Viking
BibleBasha:
Wrong Viking. Like you, all men will be judged
by the light they had.
eadon-com:
BibleBasha, I think that Viking had a valid
question, do you deem fit to answer it?
RabbitMunch:
he answered it very well eadon
BibleBasha:
I did eadon.
Viking:
come on BibleBasha, sure you can do better than
that
eadon-com:
it must put a downer on guys in heaven if their
loved ones are in hell burning in Satan's ovens.
If your family were in hell, BibleBasha, would
you enjoy your stay in heaven?
Spearfish:
I think god is testing humans to see which ones
are moronic enough to subscribe to christianity.
When he sees, he'll simply roast all the christians
for all eternity for being so stupid, and in
that way create a world of happiness joy and
promise
eadon-com:
BibleBasha does not answer the question in grand
christian tradition of not answering simple
questions: Viking's question.
Spearfish:
they have to turn deaf dumb and blind on cue
eadon
RabbitMunch:
he answered the question, why do you guys keep
on asking?
BibleBasha:
I answered the only question I saw from eadon.
eadon-com:
but this answer is dodging the point
BibleBasha:
Read Romans 2-3. the question is answered there.
The answers are in the bible if you just read
it. Afraid of the scriptures?
eadon-com:
he cannot answer the question, it seems.....
sigrabmd:
I feel for all those cavemen who are burning
in hell as we speak.
Spearfish:
god is gonna' roast BibleBasha's ignorant butt
so BAD................
Isolani:
If BibleBasha ever admitted, "I dunno," or responded,
"Gee, good question, you got me there," I'd
see the humility and truthful self-inspection
BibleBasha:
God is the judge, I can't even comprehend hell.
eadon-com:
christians cannot comprehend.....anything it
seems
Spearfish:
I want a picture of BibleBasha's face as the
collection plate is being passed and the funeral
music is being played on the organ
BibleBasha:
hell is a terrible place of punishment and torment.
I am a christian. My beliefs are based on the
word of God.
BibleBasha:
Faith comes by hearing, and hearing by the word
of God Paul
Spearfish:
there is no evidence that Jesus ever lived
Spearfish:
BibleBasha was set afloat in a river and raised
by a pack of wild beavers
Isolani:
He was set in a basket on the Nile
BibleBasha:
Jesus is the truth.
eadon-com:
Jesus is a lie
BibleBasha:
he died for your sins that you might be forgiven.
Spearfish:
THATS IT.....ACT LIKE IT'S REAL....ACT LIKE
IT'S REAL... ACT LIKE IT'S REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
BibleBasha:
His blood is the only thing that can remove
your sins.
Spearfish:
that's disgusting and perverted BibleBasha,
just like you, sick bastards with their blood
crap. actually it's a shame you are mentally
ill and proud of it
BibleBasha:
The Lamb of God was slain that we might be saved.
Jesus is Lord and came in the flesh that He
might destroy the works of Satan. I am very
aware what it all means, it is a shame your
eyes are blind.
eadon-com:
BibleBasha you would love heaven even if your
loved ones went to hell?
Isolani:
Just as long as "I" don't get punished, "I"
am elite, "I" "I" "I" ... ad nauseam.
BibleBasha:
The gospel is the power of God unto salvation.
You know I'm one of your favorite people.
eadon-com:
If no one can tell a lie in heaven it must be
Hell because everyone must be brutally honest
with each other - which is lethal if you want
to avoid buggering tender egos. Heaven must
be extremely weird - no temptation or sin or
lies. There is no true freedom I imagine. Not
that I believe in such an odd construct mind
you, much as it would be really really nice
to go to a nice big garden when you've popped
your cork
eadon-com:
all the fun chicks will be in hell - that's
for sure. If Hell existed it would have the
best parties. Mother Teresa types would be in
heaven. I bet it's a riot up there. All the
saints would sneer at you piously for being
such a git (like me) on earth and totally failing
to get stoned/shot with arrows/burned at the
stake for the privilege of not denying some
belief or other.
eadon-com:
the heaven/hell belief system is truly bizarre.
Isolani:
Hey eadon and PriestessNova, what's the topic?
eadon-com:
Isolani, I was telling PriestessNova how charming
she was
PriestessNova:
<blush>
eadon-com:
such charm is wasted on God
Isolani:
Nice topic eadon. I'm sure she is charming.
But she is of the light side and you are of
the dark. It wouldn't work.
eadon-com:
opposites attract
Isolani:
Guess you're right. She's a woman, she needs
no other credentials.
eadon-com:
the meson is a particle bound together by the
attraction of matter and anti-matter
PriestessNova:
what is that
supposed to mean, eadon-com?
Madpole:
PriestessNova and eadon-com this time - dark
and light - complimentary sides of the circle
eadon-com:
what do you THINK it means, PriestessNova?
PriestessNova:
not really
sure, you tell me.
eadon-com:
well a meson is a doomed entity, it is very
sad, it is a subatomic particle, doomed to die
a fiery death. A meson is made of a particle
called a quark which orbits a particle called
an anti-quark. They are so attracted to each
other that they get closer and closer
Isolani:
Hmm sounds sexy, in a sub-atomic sorta way.
eadon-com:
but... when a particle MEETS and anti particle
they annihilate and are transformed into a blazing
flair of pure energy
Isolani:
Byronic!
eadon-com:
and so it is that the very thing that attracts
them causes their violent death!
Madpole:
that sounded like Mills and Boon story
PriestessNova:
and you are
comparing that to the relationship between men
and women?
eadon-com:
PriestessNova, the meson self destructs. We
are saying exactly the same thing :)
Isolani:
Does the meson drink Scotch on the tiles I wonder,
then type suggestively to its anti-partner?
eadon-com:
If God played himself at chess, would it be
a draw?
PriestessNova:
um..... don't'
know that one.
eadon-com:
Ask him.
PriestessNova:
why don't
you?
Dudge:
I'm bettin' on a draw, but Fischer seemed to
think at some point that white has a forced
win from the beginning with best play
eadon-com:
Wow! A forced win for white! I wonder how many
moves that would be
Dudge:
Hey, if the devil played god in chess it'd probably
be a draw too. A bit of symbolism there, perhaps?
eadon-com:
The devil would win I think
Dudge:
nah
PriestessNova:
in a way,
the story of Job was a chess game between God
and the Devil.
Dudge:
God will play chess perfectly...I assume chess
isn't complicated enough for the devil, to not
play perfectly also
PriestessNova:
could be,
you have to have a mean streak to play chess
well.
Dudge:
so draw
eadon-com:
Humans are fallible, chess is infallible PriestessNova,
those chessmen are not human.
eadon-com:
Assuming that God and Old Nick both play perfect
chess, the Devil would still win.
Dudge:
huh? :)
eadon-com:
Well, the Devil would cheat, he would win by
cheating.
Dudge:
Cant cheat at chess...
Dudge:
And if he tried, god would notice
eadon-com:
The Devil can. Evil knows no bounds
eadon-com:
He would pinch God's rook when He wasn't looking.
dlh:
eadon, saw where you programmed robots. I have
concluded that FoamingFundy is in reality a
robot programmed by eadon-com
eadon-com:
Shhhhh! I'm trying to keep it a secret Sir!
I see FoamingFundy failed the dlh Turing Test
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