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eadon-com:
BishopHavoc likes to believe in god. He is very
suggestible
BishopHavoc:
not only do I like to eadon, I do
TyroWarlock:
I don't have a spick with people who believe
in god
BishopHavoc:
God suggest himself
TyroWarlock:
I have a spick with people who try to get me
to believe in god :)
eadon-com:
God cannot be disproven. I only enjoy arguing
with religions that are absurd in other ways.
i.e. all of them.
BishopHavoc:
what is absurd about christianity?
eadon-com:
lol BishopHavoc, what isn't? talking donkeys,
miracles, burning bushes
BishopHavoc:
miracles are absurd?
eadon-com:
yup. fairytales.
wombats:
how is the idea of eating another's flesh to
gain everlasting life absurd???
TyroWarlock:
have you argued against Buddhism? I've found
that hard to argue against
BishopHavoc:
like spat, TyroWarlock
TyroWarlock:
I don't know.. my sister says spick a lot :)
eadon-com:
Buddhism is less absurd than most religions
I think. it is very vague.
Dudge:
TyroWarlock, for one, its propositions aren't
terribly clear.
BishopHavoc:
they were witnessed by thousands upon thousands
of people(miracles)
Dudge:
Buddhism in its original form made some bit
of sense...but it has been very distorted from
what Buddha wanted.
Dudge:
Some Buddhists even worship "Buddha" as a god.
How absurd.
TyroWarlock:
how about Shinto then?
wombats:
catholic or vampires or cannibals... take yer
pick
TyroWarlock:
vampires! :)
BishopHavoc:
I will pick catholic wombats :-)
TyroWarlock:
I don't know much about either
TyroWarlock:
eadon is left with cannibals
eadon-com:
ah! pass the Chianti! [Chianti is an Italian
wine, and one favoured with flava beans and
human liver by Hannibal Lecter in Silence of
the Lambs]
TyroWarlock:
hehe.. you wanna know how crazy upstate NY is?
We were warned not to donate blood to this one
group, because it would not go to help people,
but a group of people alleged to be vampires
BishopHavoc:
so, eadon, you are calling John, Luke, Peter,
Paul, Matthew, Thamos, Bartholomew, James, Andrew,
Timothy, John the Baptist and many others, liars?
eadon-com:
Are you calling all the non-christian followers
liars?
BishopHavoc:
who are the non-christians following??
eadon-com:
Are the authors of non-biblical religious texts
such as [names left out for the sake of wishing
to avoid incurring intolerant religious fundamentalist
terrorist attacks] liars for example
BishopHavoc:
yes
eadon-com:
in the same way that you (probably rightly)
condemn the authors of non-biblical religious
texts, I condemn the authors of the bible. I
have far more respect for the Brothers Grimm,
at least they knew they were writing fairytales
:)
dlh:
dlh [answered a previous question] in such a
way as to shrink his ego-------
dlh:
but I still have a lot of trouble with chess,
somehow, I feel differently when I win than
when I lose, LOL
eadon-com:
the ego pretends it is small, but.... when push
comes to shove, when the ego is massaged, then..
and then the ego's passion is undisguised
HammondEggs:
Are you sure you're talking about egos here,
eadon?
eadon-com:
Isolani, am I right there is no god?
Isolani:
That sentence makes no sense.
Isolani:
I don't even know perfectly that there are no
chairs in the universe, though I feel I'm sitting
on one.
Isolani:
Next subject please. Or if it must be God let's
define "God" at least first.
Isolani:
primum mobile?
BishopHavoc:
GOD, the creator
JGR:
I have a deeper question for Isolani....
Isolani:
That's beyond me. That's why Jesus is available.
Isolani:
Go JGR!!!
KGRG:
God: A supreme personal being-distinct from
the world and creator of the world.
BishopHavoc:
I'm in there eadon
Isolani:
Beyond my ken KGRG
JGR:
Why does a piece of cake and a few scoops of
ice cream on a plate seem so spiritual?
Isolani:
:) I dunno why?
JGR:
Hoping you could tell me...hehe
eadon-com:
I do
Isolani:
go eadon
Isolani:
tell it eadon I mean
eadon-com:
High sugar content stimulates pleasure centres
of the brain
eadon-com:
works every time
JGR:
aha!
JGR:
Yes, ice cream and cake is a good mix too.
Isolani:
If this were "Jeopardy" you would win, but please
phrase your answer as a question.
eadon-com:
'till the stimulation subsides and then you
ebb into a vague depression followed by ferocious,
anti-social fatigue where you fall asleep over
your computer keyboard
eadon-com:
zzzzzzzz
eadon-com:
fatigue is proof there is no god
JGR:
hmm. Yambags are proof that there is no god.
Isolani:
Because I get exhausted there is no god.. -
eadon ha ha\
eadon-com:
if a god wants us to pray for him, then why
waste time making people sleep, which is a non-praying
activity
eadon-com:
hehe, I have the xtians stumped there
BishopHavoc:
I agree, but will not picket against sleep
KGRG:
That's a stupid question eadon
Isolani:
Different ideas of "GOD" eadon, that's all,
hehe ya silly wanker.
eadon-com:
I am right!
Spearfish:
is bedwetting a form of nocturnal anointment?
BishopHavoc:
lets all tell eadon he is right, then he can
go to sleep ;-)
Isolani:
Bed-wetting is a virginal concupiscence which
aligns with the priapic adolescent.
JGR:
I saw a most interesting study released today
about how arctic ground squirrels control population
growth by abortions.....now unless you want
to talk about that...well, let's stick to the
sleep thing.
KGRG:
woa, artic ground squirrels performing abortions?
KGRG:
on other squirrels?
BishopHavoc:
oh my
JGR:
Mice do that KGRG, this is a self inflicted
thing though. There is a species of mice in
which the male secretes a chemical when meeting
a new female, it aborts any fetus' within the
female so he then can mate with her. Nature's
ways is most interesting.
eadon-com:
Hey
eadon-com:
did I tell you about Sooty the guinea pig?
Isolani:
eadon you have a guinea pig pet?
eadon-com:
Sooty the guinea pig lives in a cage in a Farm
in Wales. He escaped from his cage one night
and he entered the female cage and in the female
quarters there were 24 female guinea pigs. What
was curious was that Sooty made all 24 female
guinea pigs pregnant. The next morning they
found Sooty asleep in the corner of the female
guinea pigs' cage. He slept through the next
2-3 days solid.
eadon-com:
What a cool dude. All 24 females pregnant! 10
days later, Sooty's 43 children were born....
BishopHavoc:
score after 778 rounds Xtians 777 non-Xtians
1
Isolani:
Loving kindness isn't known on the earth, true
eadon.
eadon-com:
loving kindness is alien to Isolani?
Isolani:
My dogs would've been kind to those little chitlens.
eadon-com:
nature is indifferent to suffering
BishopHavoc:
Xtians 778 non-Xtians 1
eadon-com:
look at the common dust mite. The male has barbs
on his chopper
BishopHavoc:
Xtians 779 non-Xtians 1
eadon-com:
when he mates with a female his chopper literally
rips out her insides. After copulation the female
is in distress and obviously wounded. The female
non-virgins are less long lived than the female
virgins for this reason
BishopHavoc:
xtians 780 non xtians 2
Isolani:
I learn a lot here. I'm ashamed to say it
Spearfish:
I LUBS DEMS FAMALES
BishopHavoc:
Xtians 800 non xtians 2
JGR:
There is even something, I can't think of it
now, maybe a mite, where the male's lifespan
is 15 seconds or something. He is just used
to impregnate the his sisters and then the mother
bites his head off.
eadon-com:
help! drink is sapping my tell!
BishopHavoc:
some one send eadon mass quantities of coffee
and about 17 aspirins
Isolani:
BishopHavoc you judge.
BishopHavoc:
I?
Isolani:
Yet again.
BishopHavoc:
physician only, no judge
JGR:
Christians = 0 Non-christians = 666.
BishopHavoc:
just for that you will hereby address me as
Dr. BishopHavoc :-)
eadon-com:
struggling...neeed energy. sugar. god. what
ever.
BishopHavoc:
eadon are you OK?
Isolani:
A guy who drinks some beers or glasses of ale
is in need of a spiritual physician, namely
Christ. In the form of an adherent of Christ
with all its many idiocies.
Isolani:
idiocies, meaning pre-amble bullshit.
eadon-com:
yeah, a crutch, a crutch, my kingdom for a crutch!
Isolani:
True eadon, they want to suck you in, but you
can know Christ or about religion and truth
on your own terms. Organized religion in America
at least is the wet dream of fanatics.
BishopHavoc:
well Christ is no crutch...........but
Isolani:
Platitudes and parsnips.
BishopHavoc:
I think we're losing him
Isolani:
Not to say BishopHavoc that you aren't equal
to God or anything...
BishopHavoc:
I bow before the Throne of the ALLMIGHTY
Isolani:
Reason is gaining him. A rational view of the
entire corpus of Christianity.
BishopHavoc:
reason is driving him mad
Isolani:
History, other views that point toward a similar
thing, we're all human beings BishopHavoc. Or
did you forget that in your indoctrination?
BishopHavoc:
I'm quite aware that we are all human beings
Isolani:
Jesus is the way, his way the only way, but
his way also is Buddha's way, coincidence?
ShortCircuit:
that is a false statement
BishopHavoc:
Buddha is a false philosophy
Isolani:
Whose other way is the way? I tend to think
that - BishopHavoc you know nothing of the Buddha
so ... of course BishopHavoc, you're of that
my way or the highway scene.
ShortCircuit:
correction: Christ's way or Hell... rather simple
when you consider it
JGR:
Scare tactics are getting old here already guys.
BishopHavoc:
I am the way THE truth, and THE life...Jesus
Christ of Nazareth
Isolani:
True short rather simple. I'm sure he intended
it that way.
Spearfish:
when paranoid christians "threaten" you with
their fairy tale monster "god" they are merely
expressing their own personal perverted blood-lust
Spearfish:
then they say: oh, it's not ME
Spearfish:
it's GOD
Spearfish:
rofl
Spearfish:
God needs perverts to speak for him
Isolani:
No Spearfish, just converts.
Spearfish:
sorry, but it is perverts
Isolani:
Pervert is not a bad term or designation here.
I think it fits. Truth perverted.
BishopHavoc:
which God are you referring to Spearfish, if
I may be so bold as to ask
Spearfish:
yours BishopHavoc
JGR:
BishopHavoc is a good guy Spearfish. Not as
bad as PrayingMattress or other fundies here.
Isolani:
BishopHavoc don't take it personally, Spearfish
just has a low tolerance for crap. Recitation
isn't what Spearfish wants to hear.
BishopHavoc:
thx for support guys... I know Spearfish fairly
well
Isolani:
BishopHavoc you're a good Christian, it's obvious.
BishopHavoc:
thx
Isolani:
You're one in a million.
WillsGambit:
You are very unique.. just like everyone else...
Isolani:
One in a million vocal Christians are estimable.
Madpole:
[back from the pub] Madpole cometh and goeth.
And so is everybody else. So why Madpole is
so Mad about it? Because he is a selfish b(custard).
And so is everyone! ;-) Greetings Sisters and
Brothers!
Madpole:
Yeah Yeah Yeah! Shut up! Listen to your Inner
child baby! it is so difficult not to be judgemental
- or mental perhaps ? ;-)
eadon-com:
I want to be one of Isolani's pigs
HammondEggs:
Who doesn't, eadon?
eadon-com:
a happy pig, carefree in the Isolani household
Dudge:
Just got an email from this fundy friend of
mine, titled "A Letter to you From Satan." It's
the devil talking about why he liked me so much...
Madpole:
This is too fast for me - I am a slow slug in
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