eadon-com:
The more you know, the less plausible christianity
is
MagiciansHat:
you are obviously American. American christianity
is at odds with science
eadon-com:
I'm English. All christianity is at odds with
science by the way :)
Valkyrie:
English.! Lovely. I'm usually the only non-American
here. Much as I adore the Americans, I sometimes
like to see a European. Oh well I just remembered,
there are Canadians, too. I like the Canadians
eadon-com:
We must remember to like the yanks. But I forget
sometimes :)
Massacre:
I like the Mexicans
Valkyrie:
there are too MANY Mexicans in this channel
eadon-com:
do they say anything amusing?
Valkyrie:
yes they are awfully witty. Tears in my eyes
for laughter when they even appear
Massacre:
How can there be too many Mexicans in this Channel?
Valkyrie:
Massacre dear!!!!
Valkyrie:
it was a .....joke?
Massacre:
lol
Valkyrie:
ha
Valkyrie:
silly bird
eadon-com:
there can be one and that is too many. That
was a joke too, but you can take me at face
value if you like
Valkyrie:
well me I've never pretended to understand or
like humour
eadon-com:
that is because you are female !!!!!
Valkyrie:
exactly
eadon-com:
and possibly married?
Valkyrie:
no I'm not married, though do have a bf
Valkyrie:
but I'm female ----> humourless
eadon-com:
it must be an exclusive club to have gf's who
hang out in this channel
Valkyrie:
ha
eadon-com:
if you know any spare ones please let me know
Valkyrie:
sure, dear
Valkyrie:
well my 2 best friends happen to be female (YUCK!!!)
but they don't play chess
Valkyrie:
of course, neither do I, haha...
eadon-com:
Oh I wondered what all the talk was about
eadon-com:
I don't play chess either, I move pieces but
whether that is real chess I am in grave doubt
Valkyrie:
yes that's what I meant about me, too
eadon-com:
do you touch type?
Valkyrie:
no but I can type fast
eadon-com:
I noticed
Valkyrie:
I'm a WOMAN!
eadon-com:
- of course, women talk fast
eadon-com:
and type fast
eadon-com:
and nag fast :)
Valkyrie:
silly Spearfish professes to think I am a man
Valkyrie:
but I mean - look at the facts....
Valkyrie:
I talk a lot about nothing in particular, I
type fast and I have a low chess rating
Valkyrie:
WHAT DOES THAT SPELL??
Valkyrie:
hahaha
eadon-com:
w o m a n, I figure it out
eadon-com:
figure, what an awful American word. Sorry
Valkyrie:
right
Valkyrie:
haha eadon-com
Valkyrie:
its cool....
Valkyrie:
haha
eadon-com:
gross hehe
Valkyrie:
sucks big time
eadon-com:
I would like to visit with you
Valkyrie:
of course you would
eadon-com:
- notice the WITH you bit
Valkyrie:
yes, very British
Valkyrie:
I noticed
eadon-com:
but I would anyway, of course
Valkyrie:
notice that I always spell humOUR
eadon-com:
you are adorable for doing that. It adds ColOUR
to your prose
Valkyrie:
adourable
Valkyrie:
haha kidding
eadon-com:
I almost spelled it like that too
Valkyrie:
hahaha
Valkyrie:
one does get confused...
eadon-com:
interestingly humorous is not humourous
Valkyrie:
oh
eadon-com:
fascinating spelling fact that.
eadon-com:
a yank asked me what's up? apparently it just
means what's happening, not what's wrong
Valkyrie:
I know, but that is of course spelled whazzup
Valkyrie:
or wazzup
eadon-com:
but I dread to think how many times I've made
misunderstandings
Valkyrie:
hey wazzup man?
eadon-com:
cool dude
Valkyrie:
hahaha
eadon-com:
cool .... I guess.... I guess I gotten cool
Valkyrie:
British English is HEAPS richer than American
English. Amazing difference
eadon-com:
American English is an errant child and should
be quietly exterminated
CunningLinguist:
" I gonna bust a cap in yo momma's skank ass"
Valkyrie:
haha lovely, CL
eadon-com:
almost Shakespearean
CunningLinguist:
I was trying to find a way to get served coffee
faster and that is what my phrasebook suggested
Valkyrie:
good one, CL
eadon-com:
nice name cl :)
eadon-com:
CL, I actually saw you and went "finger [UNIX
command] cunnilingus" hahahahaha
CunningLinguist:
lol
Valkyrie:
haha eadon-com
eadon-com:
I thought "they're a bit liberal around here
aren't they, with all the kids (sorry MINORS)
kicking about the place"
CunningLinguist:
at least you didn't use the "observe" command
Valkyrie:
teens are the worst
eadon-com:
Is there a god/gods? Or is that a taboo subject
on this channel?
Valkyrie:
yes
Valkyrie:
we talk about anything, but not religion
eadon-com:
OK lets talk about sex
Valkyrie:
actually...thats pretty accurate
eadon-com:
perhaps they will set up another channel for
religion that really is religion
thesius:
So let's turn the talk to religion. What are
all of your reliefs [sic]?
Valkyrie:
hahaha????
Valkyrie:
our....reliefs???
Valkyrie:
omg
eadon-com:
LOL
thesius:
lol, it's toooo late, I meant to type beliefs.
thesius:
give me a break a B and a R look close enough
a like :)
Valkyrie:
I know!
Valkyrie:
mg too funny....
eadon-com:
its early in England, you should sync with our
hours in Europe :)
MagiciansHat:
I be a christian atheist
Valkyrie:
yeah guess what time it is here
thesius:
lol what do you mean MagiciansHat?
MagiciansHat:
soon to resign from the anglican church and
join the roman catholic church
thesius:
So do you all believe in god?
Valkyrie:
of COURSE
MagiciansHat:
you guys all live in the past, can't be healthy
Valkyrie:
haha MagiciansHat
eadon-com:
I'm an "UNBELIEVER" apparently
Valkyrie:
omg
Valkyrie:
a heathen
eadon-com:
its a polite way of saying I think religion
is utter nonsense
Valkyrie:
vade retro! at once!
eadon-com:
heathen! Yes Valkyrie, you have a wonderful
way with words
thesius:
I don't believe in god. I think that religions
are things came up with by the intelligent to
control the ignorant.
eadon-com:
I think religions evolved
Valkyrie:
you are all being very naughty
Valkyrie:
god wont like what you're saying
Valkyrie:
he will be ever so miffed
thesius:
lol
eadon-com:
tribes with a penchant for religion did better
because they killed other tribes
Valkyrie:
and you know what happens when god is miffed
eadon-com:
Armageddon I presume
Valkyrie:
yep
Valkyrie:
he gets really mean & nasty, does god
Valkyrie:
coz he is a little oversensitive....no forget
I said that! DON'T tell him I said that!!!!
plz!
thesius:
Now what do you have that makes you believe
in god besides what others have forced upon
you?
eadon-com:
perhaps He made you say that to make you feel
guilty?! And so you should!
Valkyrie:
yes he thinks guilt is a good thing
Valkyrie:
and he knows best
eadon-com:
you have put your finger on it Christianity
== guilt
Valkyrie:
yes, lovely
eadon-com:
well it is with the catholics that is for sure
Valkyrie:
eadon-com!
Valkyrie:
the catholics have a WONDERFUL time of it, its
the protestants that are most into guilt!
Jupiter:
christianity = hope and fear
eadon-com:
do you ever feel guilty about not feeling guilty
enough?
Valkyrie:
yes I do, eadon-com
Valkyrie:
the catholics just go and confess. Poor protestants
cant do that!
eadon-com:
so you are a catholic?
Valkyrie:
yes that follows, doesn't it?
eadon-com:
I'm very dense you see
Valkyrie:
I'm denser
eadon-com:
no I'M denser
Valkyrie:
I insist
eadon-com:
I got there first...
Valkyrie:
I'm denser
Valkyrie:
I'm afraid I have to correct you on that point
Valkyrie:
me ----> denser
eadon-com:
that makes you smarter than me
eadon-com:
because you corrected me
Valkyrie:
no!
Jupiter:
I agree with Valkyrie..
Valkyrie:
stop it at once!
Valkyrie:
this is an uncalled for, vicious attack
Valkyrie:
I thought id seen it all, here
eadon-com:
you just have to live up to your density failings
Valkyrie:
and now THIS
Jupiter:
lead with your chin...
Valkyrie:
you cruel person. I will complain about you.
You are merely proving your intellectual superiority,
and you know it
eadon-com:
that is a very clever observation. You are still
smarter
Valkyrie:
wow I stand corrected...therefore I win
eadon-com:
Gah!!!!! But you learned my trick. That was
clever
Valkyrie:
no I didn't!
eadon-com:
you are smarter again
Valkyrie:
see, I don't even have a clever answer to your
clever remark...i lose....therefore I WIN
eadon-com:
self defeating, that one
Valkyrie:
I'm not smart enough to understand that concept,
eadon-com
eadon-com:
you're too clever by half!
Valkyrie:
am not!
eadon-com:
and what a ruse to pretend to not understand,
very good!
Valkyrie:
well the guy is way over my head
Valkyrie:
because normally of course there are only Americans
here, but MagiciansHat is Australian, eadon-com
is English, and I am Dutch
MagiciansHat:
you type very well considering you are wearing
wooden shoes!
Valkyrie:
yes do remember I'm denser
eadon-com:
I forgot because I'm denser than you.
Valkyrie:
hahahahaha
eadon-com:
hohohohoho
Valkyrie:
ok you got me
eadon-com:
no I didn't
Valkyrie:
your laughter was more insipid than mine
Valkyrie:
yes you got me. You win
eadon-com:
please tell me what it is that I have won
Valkyrie:
you win my admission that you are way smarter
than me
eadon-com:
GAH! I was tricked! How foolish of me to fall
for that old chestnut
Valkyrie:
no, not foolish. It was devilishly clever of
you
eadon-com:
OK I can't compete with such cunning, the cunning
of a sly and sneaky woman
Valkyrie:
where? I see only a stupid, dense woman
Valkyrie:
if that aint a tautology
eadon-com:
aint??? Mind your language my dear
Valkyrie:
sorry eadon-com
Valkyrie:
it is this place
eadon-com:
I've never seen the words aint and tautology
in the same sentence before
eadon-com:
except that last one
Valkyrie:
hahaha
MagiciansHat:
twice now
eadon-com:
never and then two both at once
Valkyrie:
amazing
MagiciansHat:
the contagion spreads
Valkyrie:
they call that coincidence! I say there is MORE.....!
Valkyrie:
between heaven & earth
eadon-com:
what is between heaven and earth? Something
that makes people say "ain't" and "tautology"
in the same sentence? twice?
Valkyrie:
my god...
eadon-com:
you called?
Valkyrie:
hahaha
eadon-com:
hohoho
Valkyrie:
that IS pretty dense laughter, eadon-com!
eadon-com:
there can be light laughter and dense laughter...
Valkyrie:
laughter in black holes is AMAZING, that way
eadon-com:
OH MY GOD, you mentioned my favourite (notice
spelling of that word) subject!!!! {IN LOVE}
Valkyrie:
hahaha
Valkyrie:
omg the dense laughter in black holes.....
eadon-com:
Black holes evaporate via Hawking radiation.
So laughter can end up as little bits of light
Valkyrie:
yes isn't it just, eadon-com? That can go right
on a calendar
Valkyrie:
'laughter is little bits of light'
eadon-com:
I couldn't have done it if you hadn't have made
the black-hole-laughter connection
eadon-com:
<UTTERLY IMPRESSED>
Valkyrie:
haha
Valkyrie:
do you know 't Hooft?
eadon-com:
I do, a brilliant man by all accounts
Valkyrie:
yes. He's fun. I like him. Plus he knows a little
bit about black holes
eadon-com:
you know him????
Valkyrie:
I did meet him, but I don't know him
eadon-com:
he did some superstring cosmology did he not?
Valkyrie:
yep
eadon-com:
and I am chatting to a woman who met a god.
Did he teach you black holes?
Valkyrie:
he's cute. Fun
Valkyrie:
I also met hawking
eadon-com:
faint
Valkyrie:
we didn't talk....omg that was bad of me
eadon-com:
LOL!
Valkyrie:
haha
Valkyrie:
I DID meet hawking
Valkyrie:
but I prefer t Hooft anyway
Valkyrie:
he is fun!
eadon-com:
perhaps you might have done but he sucked your
speech into a black hole he hides in his wheelchair
Valkyrie:
haha
eadon-com:
you were in England when you met Hawking?
Valkyrie:
no he was in Holland. String [String, short
Superstrings, is a theory in physics which is
a candidate "Theory of Everything" that explains
all the particles and forces seen in nature]
conference of what, 2 years back? Amsterdam
eadon-com:
you were at the conference too? BTW I was in
Amsterdam 2 weeks ago
Valkyrie:
hey I'm a woman
thesius:
I once knew a woman.
MagiciansHat:
only once, Thesius?
thesius:
yes, only once
MagiciansHat:
no seconds ?
Valkyrie:
its unbecoming for a woman to attend a conference,
but I did go to all the social things, yes
eadon-com:
Are you a physicist?
Valkyrie:
no, my bf is
eadon-com:
you are going out with a string theorist?
Valkyrie:
and more than going out too, yes
eadon-com:
what is his main area of research?
MagiciansHat:
my guess would be Tulips
Valkyrie:
string theory
MagiciansHat:
or string theory
Valkyrie:
calabi-yau manifolds and what all ever [A caliabi-yau
manifold is a 6 dimensional shape used to describe
string geometries]
eadon-com:
Oh yes. Fantastic. They proved that any calibi-yau
manifold can mutate into any other seamlessly
Valkyrie:
oh
MagiciansHat:
seamlessly?
Valkyrie:
ha
eadon-com:
You must be smart to catch a string theorist
for a bf!
Valkyrie:
no I am DENSE
Valkyrie:
geez!
Valkyrie:
anyway, I've been to some of those summer schools
and things...FUN!!!!
Valkyrie:
only theoretical physicists about, and almost
NO WOMEN
Valkyrie:
paradise...
eadon-com:
string theorists only date smart chicks
MagiciansHat:
you think?
eadon-com:
I have no hope of winning Valkyrie now. <SIGH>
Valkyrie:
aww.........
eadon-com:
what do you do for a living, if I may intrude
Valkyrie:
be
eadon-com:
be??
Valkyrie:
yes
eadon-com:
oh I see, you just be, as in to be or not to
be?
Valkyrie:
yes
eadon-com:
so string theory brings home the bacon
Valkyrie:
have you heard of Les Houches?
eadon-com:
no
Valkyrie:
oh
Valkyrie:
was fun
eadon-com:
were they all fun?
Valkyrie:
I like physicists, but only theoretical ones,
the other ones are unclever
Valkyrie:
no not all of them were fun
Valkyrie:
but some were
eadon-com:
you don't like the experimental physicists?
Valkyrie:
nah
Valkyrie:
they're almost WOMEN, they're so practical and
humourless...
eadon-com:
but women have the consolation of being the
most perfect forms in the Universe
Valkyrie:
yuck
Valkyrie:
that aint my view on things
eadon-com:
you need testosterone to appreciate the art.
I feel sorry for you not deriving pleasure from
the female form
MagiciansHat:
yeah!
Valkyrie:
argh hahaha eadon-com!!!!
eadon-com:
you are deprived of an ecstasy
MagiciansHat:
one hell of a video, eh eadon-com
eadon-com:
videos, MagiciansHat
Valkyrie:
I'm kinda straight, dears...
MagiciansHat:
oh
eadon-com:
they all say that
Valkyrie:
I derive my pleasures from other sources....
eadon-com:
Gah I got disconnected
eadon-com:
just at the good bit
Valkyrie:
yeah...
eadon-com:
what were you saying about being a lezza, Valkyrie
Valkyrie:
hahahaha eadon-com
Valkyrie:
a lezza!!!!!
MagiciansHat:
wow....you missed the big admission
Valkyrie:
shriek
eadon-com:
OH NO!!!! please MagiciansHat, would you cut
and paste the last 2 mins of tells?
MagiciansHat:
it would appear I have similar err......tastes?
to another here
Valkyrie:
I got me one of the very few theoretical physicists
without glasses. How about that...
Valkyrie:
omg
Valkyrie:
so MagiciansHat, you also go in for the lads?
Valkyrie:
nothing wrong with that....
Valkyrie:
I totally understand
MagiciansHat:
huh, nope !
Valkyrie:
its ok dear!
Valkyrie:
nothing to be ashamed of
MagiciansHat:
I'm sure it would be....but all the same...no
thanks
Valkyrie:
I derive my pleasures from other sources....
Valkyrie:
other sources than the female body, was the
context, eadon-com
eadon-com:
those other sources, women's soccer team at
bath time?
Valkyrie:
the thought of women soccer players at bath
time...omg hahhaha....SO yuck!!!!!
Valkyrie:
god you know how to put things...
eadon-com:
you're definitely very odd. Oh well, more tottie
for the rest of us
hammond-eggs:
Valkyrie's odd?
eadon-com:
but not women soccer players because they are
in all likelihood connoisseurs of carpet
hammond-eggs:
You put that so elegantly, eadon-com.
CunningLinguist:
connoisseurs
of carpet ?? :)
hammond-eggs:
It seems the wrong person got the title of CunningLinguist
here.
MagiciansHat:
is this now the self-deprecating channel?
MagiciansHat:
If so...I should leave
hammond-eggs:
No, I'm just one self-deprecating bastard.
eadon-com:
I would be so proud to be one of those
hammond-eggs:
I think I've developed it as a foil to the inflated
heads over on 97.
Valkyrie:
gee I thought that was my invention, Hammond-eggs
Valkyrie:
I self-deprecate like mad
hammond-eggs:
It's just so much more fun, isn't it, Valkyrie?
Valkyrie:
oh yes
Valkyrie:
and it makes them so happy!
Valkyrie:
which I don't begrudge them
hammond-eggs:
And unlike the inflated ego, it doesn't need
to be backed up.
LadyGodiva:
Oh dear... I'm afraid I'm one of the inflated...
heads :)
Valkyrie:
exactly
Valkyrie:
it is the strongest position of all
Valkyrie:
now now LadyGodiva, I wont have you talking
of yourself that way
hammond-eggs:
Not at all, LadyGodiva. Your sense of self worth
is perfectly earned.
LadyGodiva:
aw shucks :)
Valkyrie:
self-deprecation isn't a bit wimpy, actually
LadyGodiva:
If Hammond-eggs says I've earned my place and
Valkyrie doesn't demur, I know they're quality
folks :)
LadyGodiva:
was it LaMort who said you could sneeze yourself
into an orgasm?
Valkyrie:
well it wasn't me
LadyGodiva:
'cause that was like my seventh one and I don't
feel a bit tingly :)
Valkyrie:
no as I say, I've never had that desire some
women have to 'cure' gay men
Valkyrie:
and though I don't mind if a man has something
feminine about him, effeminate things put me
off, I cant help it
eadon-com:
it is a fact that your fingers give away your
sexuality. If you look at the relative lengths
of your fore and index fingers... if you're
index finger is long compared to fore finger
then you fancy women. But if they are similar
in length then you fancy blokes
eadon-com:
whether you are a bloke or a bird yourself
Batman:
how similar is "similar"?
Valkyrie:
don't get worried now, Batman:
eadon-com:
close to same length
Batman:
no, I'm really worried.
Valkyrie:
yes one understands
Fragger:
Generally, if a man's index finger or his forefinger
is placed in another man's orifice, it's a sign
that he may be gay.
Valkyrie:
haha Fragger
Valkyrie:
that is vulgar but funny
eadon-com:
I'm sure there is a research paper in it
DeaconNihilo:
I have very little interest in who is gay and
who is not
Batman:
why is that DeaconNihilo?
Valkyrie:
note taken of that, DeaconNihilo
Fragger:
I don't care either
Batman:
I care.
eadon-com:
it matters a lot in the morning when you are
sober
Valkyrie:
I care too
Valkyrie:
definitely
Fragger:
why should I care where one prefers to place
his penis?
DeaconNihilo:
I'd judge more on personality and I don't think
its true that gays are necessarily effeminate
though I haven't known many gay people
Fragger:
why would that interest me?
Valkyrie:
I guess you haven't, DeaconNihilo!
Valkyrie:
hahaha....
Batman:
so you can judge them, duh.
Batman:
if I want an interior decorator, the first question
I ask is "Okay, are you gay though?"
Valkyrie:
though my gay friend Ruud certainly doesn't
have much about him one could call effeminate,
hahaha....
Valkyrie:
haha Batman:
Valkyrie:
my friend Ruud is bald and fat and the boys
LOVE him. Its amazing
ScaleElectrix:
I like gay
men.
Valkyrie:
of course you do, ScaleElectrix
Valkyrie:
(just being nice here)
ScaleElectrix:
I like to
suck on their dic*s
Valkyrie:
yes thank you, ScaleElectrix
ScaleElectrix:
oops, mistell
DeaconNihilo:
my bmi is 25 apparently which is not bad
Valkyrie:
geezes do you always talk about your body all
the time when no one asks about it, DeaconNihilo??
Valkyrie:
I have VERY little interest in your bmi
eadon-com:
mine is 90% alcohol
ScaleElectrix:
If that is
your real name
DeaconNihilo:
actually I don't I weigh myself like once a
month
Batman:
my body fat per centage is 9.
Valkyrie:
mine is 100%
DeaconNihilo:
so today is the first time I found out I lost
5 pounds in about a month since my last weighing
Valkyrie:
yes, and we have found that out 3 times, now
Valkyrie:
note has been taken
eadon-com:
when I dieted I was obsessed with my weight
DeaconNihilo:
I doubt you've heard me mention anything about
it in last month
ScaleElectrix:
How often
do you m/b Batman:?
Valkyrie:
why would you diet, eadon-com?
Batman:
m/b?
eadon-com:
in the end the obsession was worse than the
pounds
ScaleElectrix:
masturbate
eadon-com:
so I gave up the diet
Valkyrie:
you hefty, eadon-com?
eadon-com:
vanity Valkyrie
Batman:
we'll have to change channels to talk about
this ScaleElectrix.
Valkyrie:
one understands, eadon-com
eadon-com:
I'm about one to two stone overweight
ScaleElectrix:
Isn't this
the sex chat channel?
Valkyrie:
oh c'm on Batman:, answer him
ScaleElectrix:
People are
talking nasty things in here.
Valkyrie:
how much is a stone?
ScaleElectrix:
3 dollars
eadon-com:
that's about 14 pounds
Valkyrie:
well that's still ok, isn't it eadon-com?
DeaconNihilo:
Valkyrie I think I'll just sit back and listen
to the thrilling conversation that you provide.
Go back to discussing the gay people you know
eadon-com:
I'm not too bad, not a lard arse
Valkyrie:
I mean not like you're really fat?
eadon-com:
no just a little bit. On my belly, but not much
Valkyrie:
the more of eadon-com the better, is what I
say
eadon-com:
but when I was young I wanted a washboard stomach
Valkyrie:
yes, I must say they are nice...
eadon-com:
but the obsession with food was worse than wanting
a washboard stomach I prefer comfort
Valkyrie:
yes
Valkyrie:
must have your creature comforts
eadon-com:
so I put the weight back on and thought about
food no more
Batman:
I would have a washboard stomach if my kidneys
weren't swollen from alcoholism.
Valkyrie:
haha Batman:
eadon-com:
hehe
eadon-com:
so are you obese Valkyrie?
Valkyrie:
pf no, not a bit
eadon-com:
the brain has lots of fat
Valkyrie:
yes mine does
Valkyrie:
yours is lean and mean
Batman:
oh my.
Batman:
"lean and mean".
Valkyrie:
well its true, Batman:
Valkyrie:
he wont admit it
eadon-com:
mean and lean is not in my body's repertoire
Valkyrie:
but he's smart and I'm dense
Batman:
you've got my mind in the gutter it seems.
eadon-com:
that is a scandalous libel!
Valkyrie:
haha Batman:? how can you get into the gutter
from this?
Valkyrie:
oh stop it eadon-com you KNOW you are smart!
Batman:
naw, from before I believe.
Valkyrie:
oh?
eadon-com:
I know ..... nothing
Valkyrie:
YES you do. It is very wise to think you know
nothing
eadon-com:
except you're a clever clogs and I'm a dunce
Batman:
he knows all the goodies of modern physics!
Valkyrie:
I am very far from attaining that wisdom yet
eadon-com:
your statement is self defeating - about wisdom
Valkyrie:
see there you go again. I cant follow your fancy
words at all, eadon-com. Way over my head
eadon-com:
see - you said it is wise not to know. You are
smarter than me, I know that, which means I
know even less!
Valkyrie:
no I just babbled what came into my head. It
didn't mean anything
Valkyrie:
you know very much, way more than I do. That's
all I know. And that aint much
eadon-com:
your denials of knowledge are signs of wisdom,
you said so yourself
Valkyrie:
no no no
eadon-com:
yeyeyeyeyeyeyes
Valkyrie:
nooooo
eadon-com:
when women say no they mean yes. QED
Massacre:
you two are both the stupidest people in the
whole world. I give you both first place for
the dumbest people on the planet :)
Valkyrie:
We are the Europeans, we have to set the right
example here
eadon-com:
LOL. I am bad
Valkyrie:
yes
eadon-com:
and you are good
Valkyrie:
yes
Valkyrie:
noble
Valkyrie:
and good
eadon-com:
so you will always tell me off
Valkyrie:
yes
Valkyrie:
it is my duty
eadon-com:
why don't you be bad too?
Valkyrie:
I want to be....
eadon-com:
you don't know how to be bad?
Valkyrie:
I kidded thee
Valkyrie:
I'm bad
eadon-com:
does that mean I corrupted you?
Valkyrie:
omg
Valkyrie:
could you have?
eadon-com:
it does? Hurrah!!!!!!
Valkyrie:
it is my job to corrupt people
eadon-com:
true, only the good can corrupt people. It is
frightening to be corrupted by the good
Valkyrie:
haha yes
Valkyrie:
very scary
eadon-com:
much worse than being twisted courtesy of the
bad
Valkyrie:
ha
eadon-com:
so I am afraid of thee
Valkyrie:
good
Valkyrie:
I like to inspire fear in people
eadon-com:
no, bad! Is that a good thing? Is it the remit
of the good, to inspire fear?
Anon:
lesbianism is more acceptable to christians
because they think god likes to watch 2 chicks.
I think threesomes are more common with two
women cuz dudes generally have more cash
CryoWolf:
We are having a very serious theological discussion,
eadon-com. We're ascertaining whether there
is any way in heaven or hell I can convince
Valkyrie to shag a chick.
eadon-com:
if she doesn't then there is no god
Spearfish:
he died with a hard piece of wood up his rear
end, didn't he?
CryoWolf:
looks like it's all up to you Valkyrie!
Valkyrie:
hahaha
CryoWolf:
the fate of eternity rests upon your shoulders.
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