Philosophy Wars

Luck, Lawyers etc.


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Typical quote: "Are you implying that if we didn't exist we'd be somehow unfortunate? I guess unicorns and fairies are very unfortunate, then. So are gremlins, Martians, goblins, munchkins.... poor bastards!!" - CryoWolf

Below is a transcript of channel 103 chat. Channel 103 is a place where religion is discussed, (atheists battle the Christians). (I am eadon-com by the way.)

eadon-com: Helen Baxendale is nearly perfect

eadon-com: PriestessNova, did you see Galaxy Quest?

PriestessNova: saw it... loved it. Couldn't stop laughing when I saw "Free Enterprise"

Isolani: Helen Baxendale is a piece of God's handiwork, true.

eadon-com: I bet god was aroused when he made her

PriestessNova: when God made who?

eadon-com: you, PriestessNova

Isolani: Nice, eadon.

PriestessNova: *blushing*

eadon-com: ;-))


Isolani: The parallel of 'rudder-less ship' is found in other religions too.

eadon-com: I would say that the parallel of the rudderless ship is religion itself

eadon-com: no logic = no rudder ;)

XtianDoomster: Jesus came that we may have everlasting life!

eadon-com: see what I mean?

Isolani: There you go again, eadon it's like you have this dog whistle that calls them all in :)

BishopHavoc: yes XtianDoomster

eadon-com: the dog whistle that calls in the rudderless ships, to mix Isolani's metaphors

Isolani: <enter palliating Christian platitude here>

BishopHavoc: who let the dogs out,, urghf arf


treey: there's a double edged sword, people who don't believe in religion on the religion channel. I just read eadon-com's [fi notes online at ICC] notes and saw where it said spearhead was banned.

treey: It just shows you there is a GOD hahahahahahaahahahahah

Isolani: Spearfish will return as a priest I bet.

eadon-com: Judas Priest


Frantic: 'Lawyers are like nuclear warheads - they have theirs, and I have mine. Once you use them they f*** up everything '

eadon-com: dlh the compensation, lawsuit culture is killing America. Seriously

dlh: that's a bunch of b.s. eadon

eadon-com: why?

dlh: there is no empirical evidence for it eadon

eadon-com: you can't even elect a president these days [reference to the Bush/Gore election travesty]. Evidence?

Frantic: open your eyes dlh - it is common sense

dlh: in fact, it could be argued the threat of a lawsuit is one of the few things to keep crooked companies honest

eadon-com: it also keeps honest people crooked

dlh: and all of you cry-babies, if you were made a quadriplegic due to a Firestone blow-out you would be the first to consult one of the learned priesthood known as personal injury lawyers

eadon-com: the only winners.... are the lawyers. It is happening now in England

Frantic: and Nader and Gore got a lot of money from trial lawyers

eadon-com: if you are injured then sue.

eadon-com: if you are wronged then sue

dlh: trial lawyers are destroying America, ROFL

eadon-com: if your boyfriend wants a blowjob then sue

eadon-com: it is insane

Frantic: If the coffee was too hot for you moron - sue

dlh: large corporations love lawyers, as long as they are their lawyers

foffo: I want to sue England! is it possible eadon-com ? lol

dlh: the coffee case was a lottery phenomenon, I invite any of you dudes to spill coffee on yourselves and go to a local jury and ask for millions


eadon-com: everything, all the actions of all people, are selfish when all is said and done and all the gold in the heart is counted and sold


FishOn: because the brain is fallible, one must accept that "things" exist which we do not perceive.

eadon-com: I think that is very profound

Isolani: I like FishOn's tell. It reminds me of archaeologists who've said for years this particular extinct animal is extinct, then some Samoan fisherman catches one.

FishOn: is there a limit what can be known? For if the brain were capable of knowing all, it would by definition be perfect

eadon-com: the question is this: we know that some things are true but we cannot perceive those truths..... BUT... there are an infinite number of possibilities... AND an infinite number of possible falsehoods too.

FishOn: one might argue that though the brain is fallible, it has evolved to know "all" because "all" is finite. Is "all" finite? However, I would squash anyone who took such a stance

eadon-com: and infinitely more falsehoods than truths

eadon-com: therefore we can say that the brain's ability to discern the truth is infinitely less likely than the brain's capability to discern false hoods

FishOn: of course eadon

FishOn: whoa....!!!

FishOn: [quotes eadon]

eadon-com: and infinitely more falsehoods than truths

FishOn: how so? So truths are finite?

KSose: Certainly they are.

FishOn: whoa whoa whoa

FishOn: let's examine this

eadon-com: there fore we should never, ever, trust the brain as a barometer of truth

KSose: Truth just means somebody has stopped thinking

FishOn: let's back up

eadon-com: sure FishOn

FishOn: [quotes eadon]

eadon-com: and infinite number of possible falsehoods too.

eadon-com: and infinitely more falsehoods than truths

eadon-com: lets go over it again!

eadon-com: that is the crux, the nexus of my theorem

FishOn: how are there "infinitely" more falsehoods than truths? how many "truths" are there?

Madpole: eadon does not trust his brain ? I must have got this wrong! eadon correct me now!

HammondEggs: I can't blame him. I don't trust eadon's brain. It will stab you in the back the moment you turn around, the dirty bugger.

FishOn: and what does "infinitely /more/" mean...isn't infinite simply infinite...the phrase "infinitely more" is a bit odd

HammondEggs: Not at all, FishOn.

Isolani: I think that that is not a verifiable statement. Ayer would have a category for eadon's quantitative/qualitative use of the word 'infinite' to describe truth and non-truth.

FishOn: well explain what "infinitely /more/" means

HammondEggs: The Natural numbers are infinite. However, there are infinitely more Real numbers than Natural numbers.

HammondEggs: There are levels of infinitude.

Madpole: I like eadon - I don't like his brain - but he leaves me no choice....

eadon-com: Daviator is correct, FishOn is wrong

FishOn: so there is infinite infinity and finite infinity

KSose: not as many as there once was.

FishOn: I'm sure he is...I'm just wondering what the hell difference it makes

eadon-com: FishOn, if you study the mathematics of infinity you will realise that Daviator is correct. Some infinities are larger than others. For example there are an infinite number of numbers and an infinite number of prime numbers, but ironically that infinity is the same number

FishOn: since the whole concept of "infinity" comes from the closed system of mathematics...mathematicians can make up whatever the hell they want

FishOn: what number is infinity?

HammondEggs: The problem is you have to define how you compare the sizes of infinite sets.

Isolani: "I do not set my eyes on things far beyond me."

HammondEggs: Well, infinity is not a number, eadon.

eadon-com: but if you compare the infinity of counting numbers with the infinity of real numbers then there is a huge difference between the two infinities, as Gorg Cantor proved 130 years ago

eadon-com: it is a number HammondEggs

HammondEggs: No, it isn't, eadon. Any mathematics professor can tell you that.

eadon-com: aleph0 for integers, aleph1 for reals

Madpole: eadon is a very HUMBLE MAN and I am PROUD of him and I have learnt STACKS from this very spiritual man who denies any spirituality (apart from beer that is)

HammondEggs: Yes, eadon. That's what they call the infinities. They still aren't numbers, however.

eadon-com: ok maybe I am wrong there :-)

FishOn: so truths are infinite... but falsehoods are even more infinite... so yer saying that the probability of landing on a falsity is greater than that of a truth. probabilities can only be applied to sets of fixed amounts. You cannot apply probabilities to infinities since all probability is virtually zero for any number

HammondEggs: Actually, the probability of landing on a truth, given a set of truths and falsehoods, would be zero.

Luck


eadon-com: Behold the witches, they may turn you into a frog if you're luck is out

BishopHavoc: not me. Luck has been rendered null and void

eadon-com: Oh really?

eadon-com: was luck not null and void once?

BishopHavoc: well, as "they" say it is better to be lucky than good

BishopHavoc: but the intrinsic value of the statement is "unclear"

eadon-com: Actually even though I'm not superstitious I like to imagine there is something in luck

WorshipGodNotChess: luck is what happens when opportunity meets preparation.

eadon-com: I wish I were drinking and singing in Ireland right now

BishopHavoc: dubious at best to drink in Ireland with irelanders

eadon-com: WorshipGodNotChess doesn't think that luck is also a random event that is bound to favour some over others?

BishopHavoc: luck is an illusion I think

WorshipGodNotChess: some have more opportunities than others but if preparation is not in place then nothing is still the result.

BishopHavoc: well I suppose you could say luck follows prep

eadon-com: Say I am driving my old banger and I go into a skid and end up on the other side of the road. There was nothing coming. That is lucky. No preparation about it. It happened to me a ten years back.

BishopHavoc: me too!

WorshipGodNotChess: me three

eadon-com: yeah! incredible! It is probably a common happening. I have been really lucky driving

BishopHavoc: nevertheless destiny is not to be denied

wombats: only way to systematically describe luck is karmic logic

WorshipGodNotChess: eadon Try as I might I can not poke any holes in your driving analogy. You got me on that one.

BishopHavoc: luck is for the lucky. Bad fortune is for the unfortunate I think

WorshipGodNotChess: Since there were no cars coming you did not have the opportunity to hit anyone, would that make it negative luck by my definition of luck?

eadon-com: negative luck? interesting concept

eadon-com: I think it is damned lucky that nothing was coming.

WorshipGodNotChess: why couldn't it be blessed luck?

eadon-com: blessed luck?

BishopHavoc: if there was a car coming and you "passed thru it-supernaturally" would you still call it luck?

WorshipGodNotChess: as opposed to damn luck.

eadon-com: please explain, what is blessed luck and damn luck?

BishopHavoc: by the way the Benoni is a "lucky" type of chess opening

WorshipGodNotChess: You said it was damned lucky that nothing was coming, I just wanted to know why it had to be damned instead of blessed?

BishopHavoc: blessed luck is for the curious, and damned luck is for the inattentive

eadon-com: Oh I see WorshipGodNotChess!

WorshipGodNotChess: Did you get that out of Webster's?

eadon-com: No I was making it up as I went along

eadon-com: I absolutely love that: damn luck vs. blessed luck!

WorshipGodNotChess: glad I made your day.

eadon-com: A damned lucky accident!

WorshipGodNotChess: non-accident.

eadon-com: I think that it is very hard to distinguish. It is lucky that we exist, that is rather lucky

CryoWolf: Are you implying that if we didn't exist we'd be somehow unfortunate?

eadon-com: It does seen to follow from my premise, yes CryoWolf!

CryoWolf: I guess unicorns and fairies are very unfortunate, then. So are gremlins, Martians, goblins, munchkins.... poor bastards!! That means any figment of your imagination is very unfortunate.

CryoWolf: I can't say it stands to reason that we are: lucky" to exist.

eadon-com: Yes, perhaps in some alternative life humans are a myth like the pixies are to us!

CryoWolf: Doubtful, but possible, I guess.

eadon-com: But you have to say that having the privilege to actually have this conversation is a bit jammy [lucky]. If you're parents hadn't met and got on then you would be but a fleck of invisibility :)

BishopHavoc: Xtians unite!!

eadon-com: unite? what? is there some village idiots convention going on somewhere?

eadon-com: WickedMerlin, we were discussing luck

WickedMerlin: whose luck?

WickedMerlin: well, can't participate don't believe in luck at all. Sorry

eadon-com: is WickedMerlin lucky to be alive, philosophically speaking?

WickedMerlin: According to statistics the sperm that created me had very small probability of fertilizing the egg, if you like : we are all lucky

BishopHavoc: we are all winners then....outswimming 1,000,000,000,000 other contestants?

WickedMerlin: ah but the sentence implies that everyone alive is lucky so the concept of luck is rendered meaningless



BishopHavoc: the dead are not dead, but asleep

eadon-com: asleep? Sleep is a biological function? If we are dead there are no biological functions.

eadon-com: but with death comes finality I feel. The brain is a computer. the body is composed of cells that are in turn computers, possibly quantum computers. when all that structure melts away after the hand of the grim reaper has closed our eyelids, then the computation that is life is blown out like the flame of a candle

BishopHavoc: do your twins [babies at time of this dialogue] look or feel like computers, eadon?

eadon-com: yes :)

BishopHavoc: hmmm. Then, what is life?

eadon-com: the babies are designed for survival. Their chubby cheeks are cute so ensure that the parents love them and so protect them so that they may survive. They are programmed to do what it takes to survive to adulthood and reproduce.

BishopHavoc: ah now we're getting somewhere. Can computers love?

BishopHavoc: 010101010100011100

BishopHavoc: x=love

eadon-com: why not? Your brain is a digital machine

BishopHavoc: yes but heart and soul are not

eadon-com: The heart is a muscle. the soul is a non-entity

BishopHavoc: many, many philosophers would disagree about soul

eadon-com: and nearly all scientists deny there is a need for one any more

WickedMerlin: so you don't believe in the soul, eadon?

eadon-com: No I don't!

WickedMerlin: I do, but not as an immortal entity

Dudge: What's a soul, WickedMerlin?

dlh: think of a soul as your subconscious maybe

WickedMerlin: the soul is the knowledge of your own being. The subconscious is only brain functions running in the background

Dudge: It's all about the definitions, dlh. Without that definition it can hardly be debated whether or not it exists.

dlh: very true Dudge

Dudge: Same with WickedMerlin's definition. You define it in such a way that it must exist.

WickedMerlin: I know - therefore I believe in it, think I'll make a good fundie yet? :)

Dudge: To define it in such a way, then say it exists isn't saying much.

eadon-com: WickedMerlin! Actually I have to take issue with you here, kind Sir!

WickedMerlin: eadon?

eadon-com: The subconscious brain is in fact the thing that decides everything! The subconscious mind decides what the conscious mind is aware of, for example, not the other way around

Batman: hey Parsifal, I met a girl who thinks your book [Coincidences] is cool, (and thinks *I* am cool cause I know the author :)), I think I may buy one for Christmas. :)

Parsifal: you did Batman?? WHO??

eadon-com: Girls who buy Parsifal's book are apt to die of heroin overdoses

Parsifal: PAULA got it as a gift [Paula Yates, the rock star groupie and TV presenter who died of a heroin overdose within three weeks of receiving Parsifal's book]



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