Typical
quote: "I
play totally psychotic people sometimes"
- Spearfish
Below is a
transcript of channel 103 chat. Channel 103
is a place where religion is discussed, (atheists
battle the Christians). (I am eadon-com by the
way.)
eadon-com:
I liked Spearfish's
handle on Yahoo [the Yahoo Christian Chat
rooms, where the infamous arch-atheist Spearfish
torments the Christians] Spearfish calls
himself Christians_Are_Evolved_Apes on Yahoo,
or something similar. All the Christians leave
when they see Spearfish LOL
eadon-com:
So Spearfish chases all the xtians around the
labyrinthine christian chat channels on yahoo.
Instead of playing "Cowboys and Indians", my
kids will be playing "SPEARFISH and CHRISTIANS".
They will have to take it in turns to play Spearfish
because that is more fun
JGR:
[refering to Yahoo Christian Chat] They have
some weird IGGY [ignore] button there to censor
you. They are fast on the draw too.
Spearfish:
oh yea the iggys are rampant over there
eadon-com:
Just like real life. Christians iggy reality.
That is why they are christians
JGR:
I say hello, I am an agnostic and I'm iggied
by like 5 people...lol
Spearfish:
people log on over there with the most hilarious
handles [names]
Spearfish:
just to immediately get iggied that's the point.
Horribly profane.
JGR:
All the good ones are probably gone now
Spearfish:
not at all, I have about 75 of them. It's unlimited
JGR:
75...lol
Spearfish:
I have a whole page filled.
Spearfish:
it takes about 2 minutes to get one going
Spearfish:
and if you're iggied under one you just log
back on under another and private message the
person about how terrible your other personality
was to them
JGR:
rofl
Spearfish:
give sympathy
Spearfish:
gosh, that Jesus-hater was sure awful to you!
JGR:
then attack?
JGR:
lol
Spearfish:
I just play games
Isolani:
I would spend my time that way, if I had time
beyond the time I spend here.
Spearfish:
it's so damn funny over there
Spearfish:
I play totally psychotic people sometimes
Spearfish:
pick a fundy
Spearfish:
private message them:
Spearfish:
HELP ME HELP ME I'M SEEING DEVILS!!!!!!!!!!!!
JGR:
lol
Isolani:
You are crueller than I suspected.
Spearfish:
they say:
Spearfish:
JUST SAY THE LORD'S NAME!
Spearfish:
SAY IT
Spearfish:
SAY IT
Spearfish:
OK I'M SAYING IT
Spearfish:
OH MY GOD MONSTERS MONSTERS!!!!! HELP HELP HELP
Spearfish:
etc/ etc
JGR:
That is too funny.
Isolani:
Sick too.
Spearfish:
I love taking on the most wacko ones in personal
tells
Spearfish:
they are the sickest you've ever seen
Spearfish:
some won't talk at all
Spearfish:
one of my handles is GenuineRealChristianPastor
JGR:
lol
Isolani:
lol
JGR:
OMG
Spearfish:
one of the famous characters over there is named
VICEREGENT
Isolani:
Their Satan meter didn't go off?
Spearfish:
he just yells all day DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY BIBLE
QUESTIONS?
Spearfish:
no matter WHAT anyone else is saying or discussing
JGR:
lol
JGR:
Sounds bonkers.
Isolani:
Wild shi*
Spearfish:
I've had whole rooms of christians exorcising
me for REAL with incantations like OUT SATAN....SATAN
OUT OF THIS ROOM IN JESUS'S NAME......
Spearfish:
when 15 people are all chanting that, it's surreal
JGR:
rofl
eadon-com:
Tears are falling from my eyes my mirth is so
great.
Isolani:
They would put oil on your head in real life
Spearfish. As well as chant.