Madpole:
Even my lovely sexy nipples would look like
Satan's work in Wunder Bra Job Thingy-Bobby
eadon-com:
I notice that Lyrica is very attractive, I can
tell from her tells
Madpole:
Agreed eadon
Lyrica:
whatever
Isolani:
eadon said the same thing about me Lyrica.
Madpole:
I love her but it would be wrong to say it here
eadon-com:
let eadon apply his psychic powers to the matter
eadon-com:
. hmmmmmmmm
eadon-com:
. I am getting something
eadon-com:
. yes!!!!!
eadon-com:
. I am getting blonde!
eadon-com:
I am getting blonde here!
Lyrica:
well, that ain't me for sure, I'm not blonde
anymore :)
eadon-com:
hhhhhhhhmmmmmmooooooohmmmmmm
eadon-com:
grey?
KSose:
Isolani, you fast during Ramadan ?
eadon-com:
funny story about Ramadan
Madpole:
Drugs? Happiness is the only drug I know. Is
it illegal in your State my fellow human?
KSose:
it don't last
Isolani:
I fast once a week KSose. On Ramadan is when
I get really inebriated and eat hordes.
eadon-com:
there is this company that said that for it's
own employees who follow Ramadan they have made
a room available for their prayer and that the
room is easily identifiable because....
eadon-com:
it has DANGER! 240 volts! on the door.
eadon-com:
Move 1. White to play and win
Parsifal(GM) tells you: I am beating Shirov
[at speed/blitz chess online on the Internet
Chess Club. Alexei Shirov is one of the top
5 Grandmasters in the world.] Parsifal(GM) tells
you: so I am happy. 8-7 to me eadon-com: you
clever bastard. Parsifal(GM) tells you: given
madpole a copy [of Parsifal's book] yet?? eadon-com:
we will exchange it in a pub.. that much is
agreed. By the way, that Game show, "Who Wants
To Be A Millionaire" is a fix Parsifal(GM) tells
you: indeed {Game 576 (Leon vs. Parsifal) Parsifal
resigns} 1-0 Black resigns Parsifal(GM) tells
you: cost me that game chatting with you. Parsifal(GM)
tells you: my responsibility tho!!!!!! eadon-com:
lol
SpiritHunter:
Is anyone interested in seeing a photograph
of a ghost?
eadon-com:
yes please
SpiritHunter:
OK, here's how: rent a video of the movie,"
Three Men & a Baby" with Steve Gutenberg, Tom
Seleck & Ted Danson. The latter actor spilled
the beans on a talk show. The cast had signed
a pledge to keep the matter secret, I guess
so as not to spook paying customers away. The
woman that rented the apartment used in the
film did not reveal that her 12 year old son
had killed himself with a rifle by accident
or suicide. When the film was put together,it
was she that spotted her son standing behind
the curtains watching what was going on.
Viking:
believing is easy, reasoning more time consuming
and more difficult
eadon-com:
Viking has hit the nail on the head. You have
two types on this channel, the thinkers and
the believers. The thinkers say "work". The
believers say "have faith!"
Dudge:
Seems like an oversimplification, eadon.
eadon-com:
Dudge, never underestimate oversimplification.
It always works.
TheFourHorsemen:
Viking playing
chess is easy, understanding how it all works
is time consuming and more difficult. . . but
that does not make it less valid.
BishopHavoc:
the law is only a shadow of things to come-not
the realities themselves HEBREWS10:1
[eadon arrives]
eadon-com:
Kind greetings fellow sinnars!
Isolani:
If eadon were here you'd be singing a different
song... oh wait!
FaithfulFrigate:
God Loves
You All.....John 3:16 For God so loved the world
that he gave his only begotten Son that who
so ever believeth on him should not perish but
have ever lasting life!!!!
Isolani:
Bonjour eadon, ca va?
eadon-com:
bon! ca va?
eadon-com:
<eadon exhausts his french vocab>
Isolani:
<Oui, ca va bien ici. I exhaust all my
French>
eadon-com:
As I have twins. Parsifal will want to mug them
for 2 copies of his book
Isolani:
He is a GM! after all. I mean, that's pretty
cool. And he's written a book [Coincidences].
That's really cool, despite the fact that it's
his own publishing co.
eadon-com:
coincidence?
Isolani:
Nevertheless, it's a brush with greatness. I
think he's a hipster saint. I feel wand-touches
when he speaks to me.
JGR:
Are you his new agent?
eadon-com:
I want what ever Isolani's drinking
Isolani:
Who am I that Parsifal is mindful of me?
JGR:
Have another beer Isolani:)
eadon-com:
He'll feel better in the morning
eadon-com:
or not as the case may be
FaithfulFrigate:
God Loves
You All.....John 3:16 For God so loved the world
that he gave his only begotten Son that who
so ever believeth on him should not perish but
have ever lasting life!!!!
Spearfish:
FAITHFULFRIGATE, TINKERBELL IS LORD AND LOVES
YOU! PLEASE OBEY HER MESSAGE IN THE BOOK OF
PETER PAN AND SAVE YOURSELF FROM ETERNAL DROWNING
ON CAPTAIN HOOKS PLANK!
eadon-com:
SPEARFISH!!!!
Spearfish: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Spearfish:
don
Spearfish:
Tinkerbell is Lord FaithfulFrigate, I will pray
for you
Spearfish:
FaithfulFrigate is sort of a hit-and-run fundy
mental case these days
eadon-com:
I will pray to Superman that Spearfish prays
for Tinkerbell.
Spearfish:
amen eadon
eadon-com:
amen Spearfish
Spearfish:
Tinky loves you eadon
eadon-com:
Brother Spearfish is a fine chanter of Tinkerbell's
prayer of which I doubt not
Spearfish:
how can you doubt the infallible word of God?
Spearfish:
spoken through Tinkerbell
wombats:
"I will not eat them with a fox, I will not
eat them in a box" -dr. Seuss
eadon-com:
Spearfish you have blessed me with the blood
of Tinkerbell's kindness. I thank thee brother
Spearfish:
I really feel sorry for all these doubters who
will have to walk Captain Hook's plank and drown
for all of eternity, but one day they will see.
eadon-com:
I in turn bless Spearfish with the sacrifice
of a lamb made in honour of Spiderman
Spearfish:
*gobbles raw lamb flesh hungrily*
eadon-com:
Let them sleep with the fishes Spearfish. It
is the only language those atheists of Tinkerbell's
reality understand
Spearfish:
indeed. At least WE are saved through Tinkerbell's
anointment and her wand of eternity. While they
are drowning, we will be eating sweetmeats and
figs in an endless lea
eadon-com:
Age will forsake us Spearfish for we are blessed
by the Tinkie one
Spearfish:
the Tinkie assures us of a seat in the clouds
with Her
Spearfish:
All evil is due to the resurgence of Captain
Hook's perfidy
eadon-com:
Actually Spearfish that is a good religion you
have there. The kids will go for it. And I'm
pretty sure the religious adults will too. And
a few atheists to boot. What pious role will
Spearfish honour in this Tinkerbell cult?
Spearfish:
it is NOT a religion eadon, I am merely following
the infallible word of God as spoken through
Tinkybell in the book of Pan
Spearfish:
I will hopefully be an assistant Cherubim
Spearfish:
onion or guacamole?
eadon-com:
A pixie might be of use to the assistant Cherubin?
As a professional pixie I humbly offer myself
to Tinkybell
Spearfish:
yes eadon, please forward your pixie credentials
to me post haste. There is no time to lose,
the end plank-walk looms closely
eadon-com:
Jesus is the pixie of God. A pixie sent down
to save us from the evil Hook. Have I got that
right?
Spearfish:
alas eadon, you have fallen for the wiles of
Captain Hook
eadon-com:
Alas for the dark one looms large here!
Spearfish:
this was merely obfuscation while he set his
plank up to walk all of humanity into the abyss
of Davy Jones's Locker. but don't worry. TinkyBell
has all well in hand
eadon-com:
What if a pixie is reborn as a goblin? Maybe
then the kingdom of fairyland is all his for
harp playing and cloud sitting
Spearfish:
This is covered in the Book of Pan Chapter 16
Verse 29
Spearfish:
"for those who convert to goblinism....." etc
etc
eadon-com:
All pixies go to hell except those who are reborn
as ogres
dlh:
chillen!
Spearfish:
dlh, there are many here who are not saved through
TInkyBell, and I fear that they will succumb
to Captain Hook's evil plank
dlh:
brother Spearfish is de lawds carnashun! Only
144,000 pixies be saved!!
Spearfish:
I IZ DE' CHERUBIM OF SHAMBALEEEEEEEJAH LAND
TheologeanX:
He's had too much pixie-dust.
LordHugger:
the number one straightjacket case
Spearfish:
well, they had better accept the infallible
word of God as expressed through TinkyBell in
the book of Pan or they will drown for all of
eternity. It is not up to me.
LordHugger:
crazy man crazy as in you are crazy man
dlh:
I feelz da power of the pixie a stirrin in my
heart!
Isolani:
Popsicle toes. [big pause]
Isolani:
I thought that tell would arrest your tells.
eadon-com:
That last tell was a defibrillator to my ceased
ventricles Isolani. Thanks!
Isolani:
Sure.
Spearfish:
DE' LAWD HAS DONE SENT ME A MESSAGE IN DE' ALPHABETS
IN MY SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
eadon-com:
<flatlines ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->
Spearfish:
DE' END IS NEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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