Behold your first ancestor, Adam, long suffering
ancestor. Adam is the Granddaddy of all
of humanity, so you can blame him for your lousy genes.
You are descended from the incestuous-sounding relationship
between Adam and one of his ribs. Just as alarming,
you are descended from the incestuous-sounding relationships
between the resulting children of the afore mentioned
relationship. That probably explains a thing or two.
Adam was created by Dude,
Creator of the Universe, but, like all his descendants,
he was in closer contact on a day to day basis with
the Archangel gone bad, the mighty, evil Ghastlifer.
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