Behold Dude, Creator and Ultimate Commander
of the Universe. He also created angels and
other bizarre life-forms to keep him amused
over the infinite aeons of restless time.
This is Dude as he appears to mortals.
In reality Dude is a twenty-six dimensional
hyperbeing. I cannot draw Dude well a
mere two dimensions and a colour scheme made
up of a paltry three prime colours.
Dude quickly grew weary of the tiresome,
do-gooding angels for company so he created
archangel Ghastlifer
and gave him freewill to spice things up a bit
for the eternity ahead. Needless to say, Ghastlifer
chose the dark side, and all Hell was let loose.
Ghastlifer tricked Dude into creating
revolting things like taxes, Outlook, baseball
caps, viruses - and - yourselves. So don't bother
praying to Dude. Your tedious prayers
are about as welcome as an email sent by a virile
Microsoft Outlook virus that was wilfully distributed
by a baseball cap-wearing taxman.
Dude has bigger fish to fry. Like programming
a few more Universes and - the hard bit - auditing
Ghastlifer's abominable tax forms before
the end of the next financial aeon.
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