Behold Eve, first lady of the Garden
of Eadon and the mother of all humanity. Fashioned
by Dude from the deeply
unpromising raw material of one of Adam's
ribs, Eve was something of a revelation.
(It has oft been speculated down the ages what
Dude would have made from other
parts of Adam's anatomy. This thought profoundly
worried Adam too).
After beholding his newly created Eve,
Dude decided that he would experiment no more.
He saw that men were doomed as it was. You see,
in his omnipotence Dude foresaw the dread inventions
of marriage, family-wrecking feminists and shopping.
The debacle caused by Pandora's opening of her
box had nothing on Dude's creation of Eve.
And yet Eve was the best thing
that ever happened too. Confused? Where
women are involved, nothing makes logical sense
- because it's not meant to. This is the charm
- and power - of Eve.
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