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Behold Ghastlifer,
corrupted archangel with responsibilities for
all evil and appointed Ruler Of The Universe.
Created by Dude to stop
the Universe stagnating into a dull ooze of
good, Ghastlifer gives us the gift of
evil. For this we should be grateful, for without
it good would have no virtue, and we would have
no freewill. (Thy will
be good).
If it were not for Ghastlifer we would
have no temptation, no
lust and no vices. We
would be compelled always
to tell the truth. Such an existence sounds
like hell does it not? That's the world
without evil, my friend. You have Ghastlifer
to thank that it isn't so. After all who
wants to be made good?
There is a dark side to evil too. Ghastlifer
gave us TV evangelists and Fergie,
Duchess of York. These latter horrors prove
that Ghastlifer can be a real pain in
the arse.
There are no end of similar terrors that make
our lives concatenations of disasters.
On the bright side, disasters are far more interesting
than comforts. Good news makes for bad gossip.
From disaster, more than comfort, springs art
and invention and all the best jokes.
Ghastlifer was the author of history,
that coiling tale of infinite folly.
The coup de grace was ensuring we are doomed
never to learn history's obvious lessons.
Next time you stub your toe, don't blame Ghastlifer,
he's just doing his job. And, like Death, he
always has the last laugh.
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