Talkback : cats rage

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From:	cosmicstargoat	2003-11-27 06:13:08
Subject:	cats
Comment:	Quote of the day: 'There is no such thing as cat abuse' ---Cosper '94 Announcement: CAT_TORTURE DISCUSSION GROUP....which will be hosted from http://www.cosmicstargoat.com OVERVIEW: Yes, we aren't your run of the mill 'I hate cats' type people. No.... We are the folks who love to yank Fluffy's tail...and then swing him/her around in the air by it before releasing said feline into a substantial Firmament...such as a concrete wall. We are creative, caring,loving compassionate people who just plain despise those of the feline persuasion. We discuss such interesting topics as... *- How to train a pit bull to bite a cat in half. *- Rubber band attack on feline strongholds. *- Feline-SCUBA diving and how to implement it. (mason jar not included) *- How to use catskin for articles of clothing. *- How to remove the cat's heart and show it to him while it's still beating. AND MORE! *- Postal regulations about mailing cats to distant places. *- How to get UPS to ship cats to Canada. *- Seldom used varmint laws that could actually turn your hobby into a golden opportunity to earn cash and make the 'big time'! *-...And of course, BONSAI CAT!!! I would appreciate a response ASAP from all of the cat hating PEOPLE out there so that we can get this thing moving. Today, the cats. Tomorrow and beyond? Perhaps the French and/or the Kanadians. Regards, CSG
From:	cosmicstargoat	2003-11-27 11:26:11
Subject:	Garden Party
Comment:	Here are the ingredients for a garden party --------------------------------------------------- 2 burlap sacks- a length of rope- one pair heavy gloves- one standard clothesline- one army blanket- one Louisville Slugger baseball bat #40- lawn chairs- a case of beer- your mates- neighborhood dogs- 2 cats, preferably surly toms ---------------------------------------------------- Procur the cats wearing the gloves and secure in individual bags. Drink beer. Take the cats out of the sacks, tie the tails together and throw the entire mess over the clothesline, engaging the cats into mortal combat. When it becomes too messy, throw army blanket over cats. Drink beer. If the cats have not given up the ghost in 10 minutes, whale the army blanket with the Louisville Slugger. Drink beer. Feed remnants of cats to the dogs. Drink beer.
From:	Alex	2003-12-13 07:48:11
Subject:	Cats are our masters
Comment:	You are mistaken when you say that the cats are domesticated. The cats are our masters and we are their slaves. We work all day so that they can have a roof over their heads, food on the table (or bowl) and a nice comfortable basket at night, And what do they give us in return? They sit around lethargically all day and occasionally bring us a dead bird. They have manipulated us for years to do their bidding, and I am convinced that if cats had opposable thumbs, they would rule the world.
From:	someone who knows this stuff	2004-01-09 15:32:34
Subject:	corrections
Comment:	First off, Toxoplasma is not a virus, it is a protozoan parasite. Secondly, the chances of someone getting Toxo from cat litter is very low, unless they have a habit of eating cat litter. The way most people become infected is from undercooked meat infected with cysts of Toxoplasma. Finally, all this nonsense about Toxo causing schizophrenia is just that, nonsense. You don't have to worry about Toxo whatsoever unless you have AIDS, are immunocompromised, or are currently pregnant (because if you get an initial infection while pregnant, it will infect the fetus).
From:	ben	2004-04-08 14:03:01
Subject:	fuck the cats
Comment:	All cats need to be zippy tied over a clotheslines.Set fire and torment those fucking cats
From:	Fi-Fi	2004-04-19 18:20:51
Subject:	Dogs Rule
Comment:	I know cats are cute but dogs are far more interesting. cats are freaky sometimes but dogs are just so cute- especially mine.
From:	Shelly	2004-04-20 15:43:57
Subject:	You are clinically fucked!!!
Comment:	I would not worry about catching a disease from a cat if I were you because from the sounds of it you are already CLINICALLY FUCKED!!!!!! SERIOUSLY!!!!!!! And by the way CATS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!
From:	belbelchic	2004-05-07 15:20:29
Subject:	cats rule
Comment:	I just read what you wrote and i have to admit that you are a total fuckwit. I am both a cat and dog owner, and i couldnt belive the crap you have written. I have lived with animals all my life, horses, dogs and cats also,and to be truthful, i say cats are far better!! i think you should get your facts right, theres no such thing as catching something of a cat and that it could effect your brain, however you dont seem to have one, by your stupid comments,
From:	Nigel	2005-08-07 23:43:02
Subject:	Fuck them all (cats that is)
Comment:	I absolutely hate these creatures, they are not loyal, they shit every where, more so in my garden, that is why I feed them on tuna and paracetemol, to which works well, with in a day or so that is. My 1 yr old son today picked up a lump of cat shit in his hand!!!!!, lucky I was there in time. This can make people go blind. I am now also going to invest in a little shooter, an air rifle so I can also blow the little stinking fuckers brains out, cant wait,,,,, Keep up the cat killing folks, Nigel
From:	Courtney	2005-11-15 21:21:40
Subject:	someone got bored
Comment:	ew nigel ew... someone had an incredibly fun time ranting about cats. reminds me of another rant i heard from a friend about mocha flavored coffee. if you dont like cats dont get one. if you dont like mocha coffee dont drink it. question- if this toxo crap has any truth in it then how did the cat's manage to get toxo in the first place? that was not explained.
From:	Lou	2005-12-04 18:02:02
Subject:	Revenge
Comment:	Guy lived across the road from me hurt one of my cats. Untill he moved away I burnt down hisn garage with car in it, burnt down his shed. paint strippered his new car, then burnt it out when it was back from the paint shop. He told the guy next door someone had it in for him because he used to be a cop! Ha Ha.
From:	vincent	2006-03-29 09:32:33
Subject:	lighten up
Comment:	nobody has noticed. I don't own a cat, but your rant wouldn't stop me. Cats are great. You suck. Deal with it.
From:	Steve	2006-08-01 06:50:37
Subject:	Cat owners must be responsible
Comment:	Cats in suburbia MUST be properly cared for, like any pet. We have 2 cats. We keep them indoors in the evenings to stop them hunting birds, rats and mice outdoors at night. Both are desexed and ID chiped. Cats are great pets, but you have to stop their natural tendance to eat virually everything smaller than them. Cats are not stupid, as some people claim. They can be trained to a certain extent to know boundaries and certain 'no go' zones and behaviours. They respond to your tone of voice. Failing that, we use a combination of water pistol for negative reinforcement and food treats for positive reinforcement.
From:	The Reckoning Force	2006-08-18 17:17:04
Subject:	You shouldn't hurt animals
Comment:	I love all animals and no animals should be treated with cruelty. Anyone who would post a story about how they tortured an animal or would like to hurt an animal should be reported to the police or animal cruelty people. Further more if I ever saw anyone hurting a dog or cat or any animal for that matter I would immediately ask them to stop. If they didn't then well........