Are Computers Better Than Sex?

Sex is BETTER than computers because people spend more money on sex.

Computers are BETTER than sex because computer users usually spend more time with them than they do having sex.

The "computer v. sex" question is not as obvious as it seems, especially if you can use your computer to have sex. 90% of all home consumer Internet trade is in porn. People jack into the web, hand over their credit card details and watch sex on their monitors. Using keyboards, microphones and web cams, sex is performed between partners separated by thousands of miles. It's a scary thought, but some people actually buy computers to have sex.

Computer-human hybrid sex is becoming more and more interactive as novel "computer peripherals" are invented. It's a creepy thought, but new devices are appearing to give the computer new ways to input "data" into you. Sex with somebody over the Internet is overtaking "real" sex for many. In the same way the sounds of words are transmitted in binary by computers today, the sensations of orgasms will be transmitted in binary tomorrow.

OH NO! In the future ads will use orgasms! It might actually be worth watching an ad.

If you wish to find out if you prefer sex to computers, send me a huge cheque and I will send you a computer program which will give you the answer. (You'll get screwed.)


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From:	John	Subject:	computers vs sex	2001-07-27 01:50:29
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