Damned to Work in Burger Bars
(and Eat the Burgers)
for Eternity

Damned to Satan: Spam and pop-up ads. Spam is virus-like in its pestilence. Spam is like litter only more time wasting, it should not be tolerated in a pleasant and civilised world. And pop-up window ads are a nightmare for all those sad MS I.E. users out there.
P.S. I used to use the excellent Opera browser. 'Tis free and allows the option of disabling pop-ups. Bliss! These days I use the equally fab Mozilla.

Damned to Satan: Confused drivers who pull out in front of you and then potter along like a sloth on prozac, and pedestrian-murdering teenagers who just miss you whilst performing a suicidal overtaking manoeuvre on a blind bend in Mum's Nova in a built up area.

Damned to Satan: People who drive off-road vehicles. These fuel guzzling monstrosities are an all round nuisance, like obese people on planes. A "John" in the talkbacks defends them. But if he had his way, I imagine he would think it moral to clog up the roads and car parks with armoured tanks too. See my anti-SUV tirade SUV Rage.

Damned to Satan: People who act cool. "Cool" people are insecure conformists to a boring ideal. Shades are for personality-free non-entitites to hide behind. If you must have a label in a pathetic attempt to fit in or boost your self worth then you're a sad fool and the corporates are laughing at you. Nike anyone?

Damned to Satan: Hip-Hop / rap. Cheap, dumbed-down, cacophony that should be consigned to a radio channel for the tone deaf, so as not to pollute channels playing real music - you know, with melodies, chords, creativity. Why is the music biz so intent on polluting musical culture with such piss-poor, talentless shite? Ditto for virtually all manufactured pop. (Answer to make a quick buck via the triumph of marketing over content).

Damned to Satan: Cats. It's Cat Rage.

Damned to Satan: Baseball caps. They're better than rugs for concealing hair loss, but in the young they have replaced the function of "Dunce" hats. Double dunce if cap is worn backwards.

Damned to Satan: Burglars: if you should disturb a burglar in your home and you happen to kill the wretch then you should be automatically rewarded and treated as the victim, and not condemned by a jury harassed by the criminal's mates, and locked up, as happens in England these days. Tough on crime? That is the slogan but not the philosophy of our government and police who are preoccupied with bloody speed cameras.

Damned to Satan: The "National Lottery" and scratch cards: The return on your money on the lottery averages out to 50%, the lowest return of any form of gambling. It is not for nothing that lottery gambling is called the Idiot Tax. Much worse, the non-lottery gambling habit has spiralled in England since the National Lottery was introduced. The Lottery is responsible for the corresponding disastrous social consequences linked with gambling addiction.

Damned to Satan: Do-gooders who think that teachers should be prosecuted by the law if they clip an errant, thuggish kid around the ear; and who think parents should be prosecuted for smacking their children in a reasonable manner purely to impose discipline.

Damned to Satan: Lawyers: There are, of course, worthy lawyers that do a great service to society, but many seem to be ripping off people, companies and generally bankrupting society for their own lucrative financial gains. Their latest trick is to use political correctness to beat up employers and make yet more cash. Illegal immigrants (oops, asylum seekers as they're called these days) get to spend millions of tax payers money to sue the tax payer via trumped up human rights abuses charges. The lawyers are laughing.

Damned to Satan: Creationists: they're the irksome collective of ignoramuses that used to insist that the Sun went around the Earth and severely punished those who pointed out the scientific truth. Nice of the Vatican to admit its mistake recently. When will the Church apologise for the equally absurd creationism bullshit?

Damned to Satan: 99% of television. Soap operas, docu-soaps and Jerry Springer/Oprah Winfrey style talk shows should be outlawed. Period. There is some pretty pathetic TV out there.

Damned to Satan: Microsoft. See Open Source Software

Damned to Satan: TV. Read my TV crack rant)

Damned to Satan: Call (or contact) centres. Read my phone rage rant)

Damned to Satan: All of the above. These guilty scoundrels should be restrained in stocks and fed "Happy McMeals" until certified dead (probably after two or three) by a qualified medic before they corrupt and wreck society even more.

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From:	John	Subject:	off road vehicles	2001-07-27 01:47:30
From:	enderx	Subject:	word to the rap yo'	2002-08-23 03:27:09
From:	elizabeth	Subject:	SUV aka 'Suck Up Valvoline'	2002-09-25 14:11:56
From:	Talon	Subject:	more comments	2002-12-06 15:40:17
From:	MadPole	Subject:	Expression...	2002-12-06 16:01:04
From:	kaycee	Subject:	damned satan	2003-10-14 01:27:21
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