Dolphin politicians

Politicians are like dolphins. The politician thrives on the oxygen of publicity, rising to the surface again and again for more career-boosting gas.

The sad (for him) ending: he grows old his energy wanes and he gasps at the atmospheric vapours, crowded out by young, supercilious pretenders. He gets beached on the black sands of his own murky history. He flaps and he groans PR speak. The overexposure and heat desiccate his thin sensitive skin as he eyes the salivating media circling overhead. Let carrion feast commence!

The happy (for him) ending: he makes a career out of shagging nightclub hostesses (while his long suffering wife "stands by him") and lives happily ever after.

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