Aquarius

Aquarius The Water Bearer

Aquarius, you are the bearer of water! Your symbol smiles whilst pouring water from of a jug. It is not beer that is being poured, nor wine, nor whiskey, nor liquor of any variety. Just plain water! Useful in the desert but not in England: these are the wise words of the Feng Shui Hippo. What use is water? In England the stuff falls out of the sky. Regularly. If your sign was sensible then liquor would be poured. And you would be not an Aquarius, but a Vodkarius.

Some say that the water is a metaphor for the nectar drawn from the fount of inner wisdom. The Feng Shui Hippo knows this: The pouring of the water is actually symbolic for the expulsion of liquid waste from your body. Your sign is actually Urinarius but the astrologers prefer to keep that little fact a secret. You read it here first!

Ruling Planet: Uranus

They say your ruling planet is indeed Uranus! [Insert crude joke of your choice here]. Uranus is the white gas giant that sleepily orbits between Saturn and Neptune. Uranus is also the Greek god of the Heavens. But the undiscovered sister planet of Uranus - Urinus - is your real ruling planet. You read that here first too!

You think that's crazy? They'll be telling you Aquarius is an Air Sign next.

Your Luck With Money!

As an Aquarius you are not the luckiest of signs. The Feng Shui Hippo can be of assistance here. For a frighteningly colossal fee he will change your luck. Forever. (i.e. in the future you will be even more broke than you are now, but hey, obtaining spiritual Nirvana doesn't come cheap!)

Your... Future

Oh dear! <Feng Shui Hippo peers into his crystal ball and has a good laugh> That's a good one!

The Feng Shui Hippo Verdict

It's better to be odd than normal...

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From:	j	Subject:	?	2001-12-29 15:45:45
From:	giselle	Subject:	aquarians are weird	2005-03-25 00:31:18
From:	Aries	Subject:	Er,Yep	2005-12-27 16:01:27
From:	dani	Subject:	wow	2006-04-22 01:38:20
From:	elnaz	Subject:	hello	2007-02-18 04:41:07
From:	miranda	Subject:	aquariuans are the best !!!!!	2007-02-19 02:40:23
From:	Tom	Subject:	VERGO	2007-02-19 02:51:39
From:	Kim	Subject:	I like Aquarius sign	2007-02-19 03:24:04
From:	venus	Subject:	I'm an aquarius	2007-02-19 03:29:52
From:	Jasmina	Subject:	aquarius aquarius aquarius nice nameeeee	2007-02-19 03:40:27
From:	SIMON	Subject:	I love aquarians with all my heart	2007-02-19 03:44:23
From:	welina	Subject:	it's cool to be born as an aquarius	2007-02-19 03:49:57
From:	elliot	Subject:	we love them	2007-02-19 03:52:04
From:	Rose	Subject:	_are_libra_aqua_lovers_yes_tell_me?	2007-02-27 00:15:11
From:	Arnold	Subject:	I'm aquarius2	2007-02-27 00:26:29
From:	Simon.Mc	Subject:	The are cute and fuNNy (*_*)	2007-02-27 00:35:23
From:	elton	Subject:	lovely aquarians do make my day	2007-02-27 00:41:07
From:	sonita	Subject:	I wish Iwas born in february	2007-02-27 00:51:04
From:	JOOP	Subject:	AQUA OR A SCORPIO	2007-02-28 00:44:05
From:	CAROL	Subject:	SO GOOD	2007-02-28 00:48:57
From:	ANDRE	Subject:	CRAZY AND WEIRD IN A GOOD WAY	2007-02-28 01:04:13
From:	melinda johnes	Subject:	Aquarius Lover (O!O)	2007-03-11 22:21:45
From:	touran	Subject:	knock knock	2007-03-11 22:25:18
From:	vergo	Subject:	vergo want 2 be seen	2007-03-11 22:36:01
From:	ABII	Subject:	HOLALA AQUARIANS MUST TASTE SWEET	2007-03-11 22:55:06
From:	Loveli Dixon	Subject:	yee 2 thy Aquarius	2007-03-28 10:25:38
From:	STEFY	Subject:	WOOO IM PROUD 2 B A AQUARIUS WOOOO	2007-04-20 14:06:47
From:	Loveli Dixon	Subject:	My Spine	2007-04-27 19:11:43
From:	Loveli Dixon	Subject:	cont..My spine	2007-04-27 19:12:59
From:	Loveli Dixon	Subject:	cont...My Spine	2007-04-27 19:17:14
From:	Loveli Dixon	Subject:	cont..My Spine	2007-04-27 19:18:31
From:	Loveli Dixon	Subject:	cont...My Spine	2007-04-27 19:20:05
From:	Loveli Dixon	Subject:	cont..My Spine	2007-04-27 19:22:56
From:	Loveli Dixon	Subject:	Thanx for reading	2007-04-27 19:27:21
From:	AquariusGirl	Subject:	yeah, thats right	2007-05-10 21:19:02
From:	Shaneen	Subject:	THE BEST!	2007-07-20 03:52:33
From:	gabriel	Subject:	Good thinking	2007-08-01 22:36:50
From:	Aquaries Gurl!!	Subject:	thnx!!	2007-08-18 04:13:40
From:	ET	Subject:	what's weird?	2007-08-29 23:22:21
From:	Kyra	Subject:	Sooo	2007-08-31 22:11:51
From:	grace	Subject:	i had no idea	2007-12-19 01:54:22
From:	Dorian Carter	Subject:	dude...	2008-01-23 06:33:40

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