Capricorn

Capricorn the Goat

Like the fine goat that you are, you have many fine attributes. You are able to survive anywhere; you are able to eat anything; and you have to charming ability to be as stubborn as it is infernally possible to be.

As a bonus you are ohhhh soooo fashionable, what with your goatee beard, your soft, shiny Mohair/Cashmere coat and horny... horns! The Devil himself is a Cappie, that is why he is so often depicted as a goat. If Capricorn is good enough for Satan...

(God's zodiac sign is Pisces by the way, in case you were wondering)

Ruling Planet: Saturn

As a Capricorn your ruling planet is Saturn. Saturn is also the Roman god of agriculture who ruled over the Universe during the Golden Age. If the Romans had lived today they would have had gods of commuting, computers, supermarkets and pubs. Such deities are just as plausible as the daft gods that are worshipped today.

Your Luck With Money!

Capricorn, you are kind and generous. Fulfil your destiny by handing over your loot to the Feng Shui Hippo! You will get your reward in the... erm... afterlife...

Your... Future

Goats that have trotted off their mortal mountain make a tasty snack. Look up: overhead the vultures are circling...

The Feng Shui Hippo Verdict

Capricorns are as horny as hell!

Capricorn Star Rating

Rating: 4/5

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From:	maggie	Subject:	am i really capricorn?	2001-01-05 18:31:10
From:	karmic_player	Subject:	capricorns	2001-04-09 20:08:37
From:	Stephanie Scorpio	Subject:	my sweetheart is a cappy	2001-04-30 17:37:36
From:	sophie	Subject:	i CANT b a capricorn	2001-07-28 13:59:17
From:	catherine ring	Subject:	faishon	2001-11-20 13:12:37
From:	joy	Subject:	loving a cappy	2003-04-14 04:14:49
From:	Carrie	Subject:	Wow	2003-10-18 12:23:49
From:	Johnny	Subject:	LIES!	2003-12-25 21:21:45
From:	grymoire	Subject:	hey johnnie	2004-05-23 17:05:30
From:	becky	Subject:	scorpio and capricorn	2004-08-01 16:59:35
From:	Christina	Subject:	yup we're horny as hell	2005-03-29 03:05:02
From:	Catherine le Chevre	Subject:	Cappys,Scorpios,& Drama Queen Johnny	2005-05-10 03:21:22
From:	Samantha	Subject:	Stupid johnny	2005-08-12 08:55:29
From:	Anil Sarathy	Subject:	I bruised my wifes heart	2005-11-02 01:43:29
From:	Nickkicola	Subject:	Capp?????	2005-11-02 18:51:39
From:	Aries	Subject:	Hi	2005-12-27 15:54:34
From:	madison	Subject:	wow	2006-02-28 21:01:05
From:	madison	Subject:	no	2006-03-01 14:27:43
From:	sagitarius scorpio cusp	Subject:	capricorns	2006-05-01 02:30:30
From:	two things	Subject:	im both	2006-05-12 01:17:33
From:	two things	Subject:	both	2006-05-12 01:19:20
From:	girliegirl	Subject:	girliegirl	2006-06-08 05:54:21
From:	ALIEN	Subject:	CAPRICORN	2006-06-12 11:32:59
From:	Ryan	Subject:	cappy scorpio	2006-11-04 23:09:24
From:	sheila allen	Subject:	capricon guy	2007-08-31 01:06:36
From:	jade	Subject:	love	2008-02-07 12:34:48
From:	sandy	Subject:	Cap guys are great	2009-05-22 08:52:19
From:	Doctor Gonzo the Virgo	Subject:	what is this bullshit	2009-06-06 17:05:04

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