Gemini

Gemini the Twins

You are twins! Fantastic! In hippo lore, this means there are two separate, wonderful people living inside your head. One is quiet, deeply curious and endearingly nosey, always poking around in other people's affairs. The other is adorably noisy and has a charming penchant for incessant waffling when your loved one hankers for a spot of peace and quiet.

Some might call it split personality disorder. We astrologer hippos prefer to refer to your enchanting schizoid-madness by the cuddlier label of "twins".

Ruling Planet: Mercury

As a Gemini your ruling planet, like Virgo, is Mercury, the god with the winged boots. An astrologer worth his salt (there's no such beast, by the way) will read some sort of vacuous interpretation into this. Ignore him. The real significance of you're ruling planet is that more Gemini's collect speeding tickets than any other sign.

Your Luck With Money!

You are vulnerable to unscrupulous businessmen fleecing you for every penny still left unpinched from your open purse. The Feng Shui Hippo will protect you from this menace. Just send your entire life savings and he will use all the powers of the cosmic spirits to prevent you being ripped off ever again.

Your... Future

You will get old and possibly get married and have kids. If the Feng Shui Hippo divines the subtle signs of the stars with sufficient proficiency, death may one day come knock, knock, knocking upon your door.

The Feng Shui Hippo Verdict

Schitzo madness in the head lends a certain flair and flamboyance to insane Gemini. Craaaazy shit!!!! Craaaaaaazy to believe this shit!!!!

Gemini Star Rating

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From:	Patrick	Subject:	Talkback	2001-08-14 10:36:13
From:	Johnny	Subject:	Geminis are NOT perfect.	2003-12-25 21:17:54
From:	Step	Subject:	Hey	2004-09-05 18:44:16
From:	shelly	Subject:	gemini's	2005-01-09 15:54:56
From:	Dan	Subject:	Problem Posting	2005-10-28 16:06:46
From:	Nickkicola	Subject:	Gem's Rule Jonny Boy	2005-11-02 18:47:14
From:	maura	Subject:	geminis	2006-05-21 20:41:43
From:	bond	Subject:	i dont like	2006-07-05 02:02:21
From:	adriana	Subject:	geminis	2006-10-14 08:17:54
From:	Xena	Subject:	Can have it both ways	2006-10-29 17:12:54
From:	adriana	Subject:	.........	2006-10-30 04:21:37
From:	Angela	Subject:	I Love it!!!!	2007-08-08 18:08:28
From:	INIMEG	Subject:	ELEMENTARY	2007-10-31 08:23:38
From:	mel	Subject:	psycho's	2008-01-02 00:01:59
From:	Gemini	Subject:	What is a good career for Gemini?	2008-06-17 02:41:46
From:	sandy	Subject:	Gems are cool	2009-05-22 08:59:28
From:	MANUEL	Subject:	GIMINI NICE	2009-08-01 01:03:07
From:	Hydra	Subject:	GEM and proud of it.	2010-01-03 23:39:29
From:	Hydra	Subject:	At mel and some sagittariousses.	2010-01-03 23:49:24

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