Leo
The Lion
If you're a male lion, you laze
around all day, basking in the glorious sunshine.
Meanwhile, the missus goes out and hunts for
your lunch. Leo's understand what equality *
should
be*: the good lady goes to work and brings
home the bacon, while the bloke stays home and
works on his tan!
If you are a lioness, congratulations!!!
You are the triumph of feminism! You don't stay
home anymore, you WORK! You attack that colossal
wildebeest with all your might while your workshy
fella basks in the sunshine. Oh, and you raise
the cubs whilst you're at it. Yup, you certainly
get the lioness's share of the curse of feminism!
Ruling Planet:
The Sun
A Leo's ruling planet is the Sun. (The inability
to distinguish between a planet and our closest
star is another dazzling example of the tenuous
grasp astrologers have for basic science. The
only significant prediction of astrology is
that the punters who
actually believe in
it are, unlike their "ruling"
sun, not very bright).
The Sun fuels nearly all life on earth (with
the exception of
some microbes and life
living by geothermal vents on the ocean floor)
Ironically we, as mammals, are
ALL
ruled by the Sun! So the statement that
LEOS
are ruled by the Sun is therefore very true.
One trick of astrology is the art of making
vague and generally true statements and passing
them off as specific-to-you facts. The ego churns
the mundane milk into supernatural butter and
spreads it onto its toast of wishful thinking!
This mystical fact, of Leo's being ruled by
the sun, explains why you like your eggs sunny-side-up.
See, I'm right am I not?!?!? Incredible isn't
it ?!?!?!
Your Luck
With
Money! 
You are careful with your spending and prudently
closed-pawed with your hard-earned dough. Your
mates really adore your habit of never buying
a round of drinks. Basically you are a tight
muckworm. You will be punished for your stinginess
by being bitten on your scraggy hide by bad
karma.
Lucky for you that you have consulted the Feng
Shui Hippo. He will purify your tight-pawed
soul and cleanse your mean spirit. But absolution
doesn't come cheap! As part of your healing
you must pay through your schnozzle. Look at
the bright side. Your karma will be good and
your fees will most agreeably fatten the Feng
Shui Hippo's purse.
Your...
Future
You grow old and become a bit of a burden to
the pride. So the pride promptly boots you out
into the wilderness, the ungrateful imbeciles!
You begin to wish you had joined a zoo.
The Feng
Shui Hippo
Verdict
Leo, long may the ladies terrorise the zebras!
Leo
Star
Rating
Are Loes hopeless or groovy?
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