Libra
The Scales of Justice
You are not just a machine, a set of scales,
but you have feelings too. Robocop was a Libra.
If you are female, think Ladyrobocop. You might
be mechanical but you have just enough humanity
to have a chip on your shoulder. In short you
are as tough as nails but you also have a screw
loose and this makes you sensitive. You dispense
Justice. There is no Justice outside your Judgement!
Ruling Planet:
Venus
As a Libra, your ruling planet is Venus, one
of the deadliest planets in the Solar system.
Venus' surface is hot enough to melt lead. Her
oxygen-free atmosphere so dense it would crush
a man like an ant under the thumb, and it would
crush a woman too, but in a more ladylike way.
On your ruling planet it rains concentrated
sulphuric acid and there are no pubs. Still,
at least it is not as bad as Wigan, Lancashire,
England.
Your Luck
With
Money! 
Even though you are deadly, you are endearingly
lacking in self-confidence. But don't despair:
rejoice! Confidence can be bought! The Feng
Shui Hippo is confident that you will slip a
few envelopes stuffed full of used fifties his
way in exchange for some more Zodiac humbug.
Your...
Future
A Libra's lot is a hard one, what with the ghastly
responsibility of being the Mighty Scales of
Justice. Your shine will darken, your chainmail
will unravel, your being will tarnish and rust.
Progress will leave you behind as you find yourself
obsolete, replaced by a flashy digital model
with a colour LED display capable of new Justice
when your own brand of Justice is out of vogue.
But, hey, robocop/roboladycops have great kudos,
they came, they saw, they Judged! Bullets flew.
Hair was pulled. Mighty foes fled before your
mighty weapons!!!
The Feng
Shui Hippo
Verdict
Libra - Sensitive yet leathal, Libras are out
there and do not suffer fools gladly. Beware!
How ironic that the Feng Shui Hippo should place
his black cap atop his huge, blue head and cast
Unjust Judgement upon Robolibra.
Libra
Star
Rating
Are Libras hopeless or groovy?
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