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Taurus

Taurus The Bull

Because your sign is that of a male cow you are the ideal astrologer's sign - because astrologers always talk bull.

As a wonderful bull you are true to good form. You are stubborn, bolshie and love to be let loose in emporiums selling china. One of your many endearing attributes is that you are eccentric. It is no coincidences that those of the House of Taurus is particularly prone to Mad Cow Disease. Mooooooooooooooooooaahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa
hahohohohoHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

Ruling Planet: Venus

As a Taurus your ruling planet is Venus, who is also the Goddess of Love. This explains why you are so well loved. You are adored with equal passion by cows and those who like their 16-ounce sirloin served medium rare, garnished with mustard and seasoned by a dusting of black pepper.

Your Luck With Money!

You have far too much cash on your hands. This is bad karma. For a fee that would embarrass NASA, the Feng Shui Hippo will show you the crazy paving path to good karma.

Your... Future

You will moo self-importantly - typical Taurus - at anything and everything. Farmers will put you in fields crossed by public footpaths so that you can pose a danger to innocent walkers. Your private parts and brains will end up in burgers and sold with chemicals masquerading as fries.

The Feng Shui Hippo Verdict

Taurus: another sign named after an agricultural animal. How imaginative and romantic this zodiac lark is! Mooooooooooooooooo!

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From:	Kelly	Subject:	Stacey youre crazy	2005-11-10 06:56:14

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