Virgo

Virgo the Harvest Goddess/Virgin

A male Virgo is a virgin. You can't deny it, it's an astrological fact! (Or if you're not a virgin, you were once. Astrologers get it right in the end, and people only remember hits, not the misses). And, if you are a virgin and you want sex then blame it on your parents for not conceiving you a month earlier. Hehehe

A female Virgo is a Harvest Goddess, so that would make you a farmer (a farmess???). You can blame that on your mother's timing too.

Take revenge on society and harvest lethal crops. Buy your Genetically Modified seeds from the first sinister GM crop corporation that comes along. Do your worst!

Ruling Planet: Mercury

Your ruling planet is Mercury. You sail far too close to the sun for your own good. Slash on the sun block before harvesting those GM crops!

Your Luck With Money!

Being a Virgo you are meek, obedient and follow orders unquestioning. The Feng Shui Hippo commands you to sign up to his course of extortion-style astrological consultations. Send him your date of birth and a big bag of gold pieces. Do it now! In return you will get a your own personalised astrological chart. This unique gift will be lovingly hand-crafted by a computer printing out random, vaguely-true-for-everyone predictions.

Your... Future

You are a non-paying guest of the House of the Harvest Goddess, but don't become too settled. The sharp end of the busy scythe of another harvester - Death - will be your check-out.

The Feng Shui Hippo Verdict

Death is a Virgo. If that isn't cool, what is?!

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From:	donna	Subject:	my star sign	2001-01-10 18:03:55
From:	paul howells	Subject:	virgos are unique	2001-08-23 12:29:41
From:	paul howells	Subject:	virgos are unique	2001-08-23 12:30:01
From:	Claire	Subject:	hmmm	2002-04-21 11:24:49
From:	Louise	Subject:	Virgos - we are um different?	2002-06-08 11:35:31
From:	Viracious	Subject:	WHAT	2002-12-08 18:41:16
From:	chrysta	Subject:	virgos rule!	2003-04-20 16:01:31
From:	Kris	Subject:	Virgoes are loners, sensitive,analytical	2003-11-04 16:17:17
From:	Johnny	Subject:	Not good people...	2003-12-25 21:11:21
From:	Amanda	Subject:	virgos DO rule!!!	2004-01-08 12:03:55
From:	Kyle	Subject:	your virgo girlfriends	2004-08-12 19:42:19
From:	kid	Subject:	hey kids	2005-01-12 21:12:38
From:	giselle	Subject:	i hate virgos!!!	2005-03-24 23:29:43
From:	Christina	Subject:	I Agree the Virgos are terrible	2005-03-29 02:51:44
From:	dodali	Subject:	what about pisces	2005-06-07 21:56:16
From:	dodali	Subject:	what about pisces	2005-06-07 21:57:11
From:	Anthony	Subject:	Virgo yuck	2005-06-08 06:22:08
From:	antivirgo	Subject:	Virgo	2005-06-23 22:59:03
From:	F-Ratsbane	Subject:	listen to me	2005-06-25 12:10:41
From:	excesslancer	Subject:	The virgo reality...	2005-07-12 19:44:20
From:	Simone	Subject:	To cap girl	2005-07-30 23:59:11
From:	nicole	Subject:	virgo's	2005-08-03 13:49:16
From:	Kelly	Subject:	Give Me A Break!	2005-08-07 16:42:35
From:	virgo	Subject:	virgo	2005-08-10 09:31:41
From:	Ryan	Subject:	Poor snuggle bear	2005-08-13 15:19:10
From:	Tonya	Subject:	Virgos	2005-08-13 15:20:53
From:	Tonya	Subject:	Virgos	2005-08-13 15:27:25
From:	Lord Malfaisant	Subject:	.....	2005-09-17 04:44:53
From:	Vicki	Subject:	im a VIRGO! ITS FAB!!	2005-09-18 00:04:56
From:	a 26 year old virgo	Subject:	this is funny shit	2005-09-23 14:37:21
From:	Ashley	Subject:	pisces	2005-09-24 08:43:31
From:	sedasia	Subject:	Virgo	2005-10-09 04:52:19
From:	unknown	Subject:	Understanding Virgos	2005-10-18 09:00:07
From:	Sag	Subject:	Virgos	2005-10-18 14:14:25
From:	F-Ratsbane	Subject:	listen to me	2005-10-29 12:15:11
From:	unknown	Subject:	virgo critical cheos'	2005-11-01 20:40:35
From:	lil ,virgo	Subject:	virgo crical cheos	2005-11-01 21:23:35
From:	a spark	Subject:	virgos	2005-11-08 19:26:05
From:	Dennielle	Subject:	Hey Im a virgo	2005-11-25 13:29:47
From:	Dennielle Again	Subject:	I had too finish write'n more	2005-11-25 13:30:39
From:	edith	Subject:	Virgo is the WORST!	2005-12-04 16:02:39
From:	edith	Subject:	VIRGOOOOOOO	2005-12-04 17:26:36
From:	from NY	Subject:	Please listen to me	2005-12-06 03:20:31
From:	a virgo	Subject:	virgos deserve more respect	2005-12-12 06:24:00
From:	a virgo	Subject:	virgos deserve respect part 2	2005-12-12 06:24:21
From:	Misha	Subject:	Virgos = assholes	2005-12-14 03:28:45
From:	a virgo	Subject:	virgos r perfect, thats y u all hate us!	2005-12-23 02:28:42
From:	Sean	Subject:	For those who may hate us...	2006-01-03 17:45:18
From:	one horny gurl	Subject:	i wanna fuck one	2006-01-20 14:12:24
From:	virgo jr.	Subject:	zodiac signs are butshit	2006-02-12 01:05:17
From:	p.i.m.p. virgo	Subject:	viro women have no taste	2006-02-12 01:24:31
From:	virgo jr.	Subject:	zodiac signs are butshit	2006-02-12 01:28:53
From:	Kyle	Subject:	Get a grip	2006-02-22 22:31:42
From:	virgo	Subject:	bottled up you feelings	2006-03-10 17:08:21
From:	virgo	Subject:	bottled up your feelings	2006-03-12 20:54:35
From:	Taylor	Subject:	What is it bout virgos...	2006-03-18 14:19:33
From:	sam	Subject:	hey donna	2006-04-04 17:51:44
From:	Darkmind	Subject:	Hmmmm	2006-04-06 04:53:30
From:	virgo	Subject:	bottled up you feelings	2006-04-17 23:41:56
From:	aries girl	Subject:	virgos	2006-04-23 12:53:55
From:	Wendy	Subject:	Virgos are a pain in the arse!!!	2006-06-02 02:43:11
From:	Capricorn female	Subject:	Virgo women can be so bitchy	2006-06-03 20:45:42
From:	virgo	Subject:	bottled up ypur feelings	2006-06-04 19:14:53
From:	virgo	Subject:	bottled up your feelings	2006-06-07 16:03:17
From:	virgo	Subject:	bottled up your feelings	2006-06-14 20:47:56
From:	rohnny k	Subject:	Taurus & Virgo	2006-06-19 06:10:53
From:	kylie	Subject:	virgo reality	2006-07-03 23:32:14
From:	virgo	Subject:	bottled up your...you know	2006-07-06 22:15:03
From:	I'm a Virgo :-(	Subject:	WE HAVE FEELINGS TOO, WE DO CARE!	2006-07-15 07:27:46
From:	Brian	Subject:	Virgo	2006-07-18 10:46:19
From:	virgo	Subject:	bottled up your....caps	2006-07-19 20:18:51
From:	sparxx	Subject:	Yo listen up.!	2006-07-23 13:18:31
From:	virgo	Subject:	bottled up your issues	2006-07-27 19:36:30
From:	virgo	Subject:	bottled up your butt	2006-07-28 23:32:22
From:	virgo	Subject:	bottled up your...blah	2006-08-11 00:11:01
From:	Dan	Subject:	I discovered something rare	2006-08-14 08:22:44
From:	i	Subject:	i	2006-08-14 08:46:41
From:	virgo	Subject:	bottled up your feelings	2006-08-16 19:54:25
From:	virgo	Subject:	bull	2006-08-16 21:27:43
From:	virgo	Subject:	bottled up...yeah	2006-08-22 22:19:21
From:	Ali	Subject:	The End to The Puzzle	2006-09-02 09:58:20
From:	Ali	Subject:	continued from above	2006-09-02 09:58:42
From:	virgo	Subject:	bottled...	2006-09-08 17:53:05
From:	V-chick	Subject:	You guys ...	2006-10-24 16:29:39
From:	V-chick	Subject:	By the way ...	2006-10-24 16:30:52
From:	adriana	Subject:	..........	2006-10-30 04:34:15
From:	Kelly	Subject:	C'mon You Guys! Give Us Virgos A Break!	2006-11-13 04:10:12
From:	rohnny k	Subject:	what about tauruses and virgo's	2006-11-25 05:38:59
From:	andy	Subject:	virgo and virgo	2007-01-25 12:19:47
From:	andy	Subject:	adriana - read this	2007-01-25 12:32:31
From:	nicole	Subject:	virgos rule!	2007-02-10 01:26:16
From:	nicole	Subject:	typical virgo male	2007-02-10 01:31:24
From:	angel lewis	Subject:	Help me	2007-02-20 21:37:10
From:	hellybelly	Subject:	virgo's suck ass	2007-03-04 04:36:50
From:	Kelly	Subject:	To The Person Who Posted Above Me.......	2007-03-04 05:30:03
From:	Ravi	Subject:	I'm a Virgo	2007-03-11 05:43:04
From:	Steve	Subject:	Sorry	2007-03-13 05:57:48
From:	kiwi	Subject:	Lovely virgos	2007-04-11 18:55:36
From:	DgreatONE	Subject:	A little ramble...	2007-04-17 09:29:11
From:	Charm	Subject:	About this whole thing...	2007-04-17 10:08:19
From:	yese	Subject:	virgo's are not that good to date	2007-04-26 05:04:26
From:	Paula	Subject:	refering to virgo male	2007-05-07 22:21:09
From:	katy	Subject:	im a virgo women	2007-05-16 17:03:46
From:	Everstorm	Subject:	virgoan	2007-05-16 17:28:03
From:	Everstorm	Subject:	Virgoan	2007-05-16 19:10:18
From:	Pisces lady	Subject:	Looking for a Virgo	2007-06-04 05:34:40
From:	riaz sanchez	Subject:	tatto	2007-06-12 01:34:26
From:	anti_virgo	Subject:	VIRGOS ARE SHITHEADS	2007-07-11 19:25:32
From:	everstorm	Subject:	retaliation	2007-07-15 09:41:35
From:	shilla	Subject:	make warr not love to a vergo	2007-08-03 00:24:45
From:	tracey	Subject:	peace ppl....	2007-11-29 03:11:58
From:	virgo	Subject:	virgo loosers	2008-01-03 12:40:02
From:	Jemima	Subject:	Virgo the bastard	2008-01-28 16:14:37
From:	VIRGO BITCH	Subject:	f*@k u jealous biatches!!	2008-02-04 22:40:11
From:	arya mega	Subject:	i conquer the leo...??? i beat all of ..	2008-02-07 05:16:25

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