Once upon a peculiar time
In a pleasant land green and fine
Lived an Archbishop bad and kinky
He loved nuns and Christianity
This gnarled cleric had a divine calling
To whip nuns - it was most appalling
A new batch of nuns in a carriage arrived
They waddled and prayed and whinged and
whined
And he tied their hands high and
fast
And he ripped the cloth from their backs
He took out his whip and with an evil
grin
Lashed them until they confessed their
sin
For Satan himself was controlling their
senses
So he beat them again for unholy offences
Their evils spirits must be exorcised
And he flogged them some more by his holy
rite
Dancing and preaching he laughed
and sent
The miserable nuns to their bleak convent
Where they shall sigh in awe of god
Til was time once again to maliciously
flog
He opened his diary and pencilled them
in
A week on Wednesday was good for him
With a fright he noticed it was Sunday
The priestess appeared at the arched doorway
Her cloth was leather her eyes were
hate
He tried to run but it was too late
Her stiletto heal did cruelly pin down
His sacred meat to the sacred ground
To a cross she bound his hands and feet
He begged for mercy and felt her heat
With a crack of her whip and a screaming
hymn
She beat the holy crap out of him
Part two here
- the further nun-whipping adventures of the
Evil Archbishop!
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