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The Nun Whipping Archbishop
Part 2


you just can't beat a good nun heh heh heh

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To the evil Archbishop came a dread idea
His pasty face grinned from ear to ear
He would fight the stilettoed Priestess
He would smite this devout mistress



He summoned an expert martial artist
And everyday day trained his damned hardest
He practiced the skills of the ancient ones
He perfected his style as he whipped his nuns




Soon he mastered the Katas and moves
Attained his black belt in Holy Fu
Sunday arrived the Priestess appeared
Clad in tight leather and body pierced



With stark silver rings she smiled with venom
Her lip blood-red curled up to Heaven
Shrieking she charged his Holiness
And felled him with fast forced finesse



She kicked and punched to a siren song
Then cut his face with her jewelled tongue
And relaxed a moment infinitesimal
And in teasing fate begot a fate fearful




For the evil archbishop sprang into action
And made her pay for her distraction
With his skirmishing arts he overwhelmed her
And he tied her up and unleashed a welter



Of lashes so sharp she nearly passed out
He then defrocked her with holy flout
She tried to plead with Nature's evil
With fevered prayers she begged for freewill



He deconsecrated in heartless sin
As he cut her down she cried unto him
"You're a total bastard! Same again next week?"
The archbishop grinned, "Of course, my sweet"





To be continued?

To Jane




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