AA highlights of
2002
The Battle of the Asses contest is nuked! But
a winner is declared anyway!! See 3 paragraphs
down.
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Brother
Danimal(333): I just asked why the
atheistagnostic group was not included in groups
in the help channel, a religious helper deleted
it immediately because he didn't "think atheism
made sense" and that an atheist group was a
"dumb idea" then two other helpers start harassing
me telling me I am unpatriotic and immoral
Is it just me or is there a rather worrying
side to ICC "culture"?
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Latest news -
Battle
of the Asses! Which 333 chick
has the best ass? <
Battle
of the Asses has been nuked
- by holy order of High Priestess Mel>
True her time honoured ability to have a laff,
High Priestess Mel has withdrawn her ass from
the
Battle of the Asses
and has piously decreed that all other contestants'
asses be withdrawn from the
Battle
of the Asses except Sister Sommiel's.
Mel tells me that civil disobedience will mean
my ass will be g-kicked out of 333. I could
be the new Adam being cast out of the Garden
of Mel! (Which makes my handle rather ironic).
And I didn't even eat Mel's forbidden fruit!
But, not wishing to offend our group priestess,
this is 333's page, not mine after all, I declare
Sister Sommiel the winner, even though Sister
Chestbutt and Sister Ass-dfas and Priestess
Mel herself received slightly more votes. Second
place goes to Brother Madpole who entered his
own ass and voted for it.
Congratulations to Sommie!!!!
She's a great sport and she deserves to win!
Ass quotes:
Brother
Bus(103): Thanks just the same, Eadon.
But I'm not sure I really want to stare at 333
posteriors. If you've seen five, you've seen
them all.
Brother SnowDog(333):
I like to just almost be able to set a champagne
glass on in.... while she's standing up
Brother kenspe(333): Steatopygia - An extreme
accumulation of fat on the buttocks
Brother madpole (via message): I vote for MadPole..
he has the best ass ever.. it is a bit flabby
and over-relaxed but the right action will spring
it immediately back to "Ready To Receive
(RTR)" readiness....
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New morally questionable religion philosophy
pages by Brother eadon-com (yours truly)
God of
the Absurd Part 2 (part 1
here)
God vs Logic
(which came first?)
God of Suffering
(if God exists, is he sadistic?)
Please send me any links you recommend.
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CunningLinguist
Terrible news. Brother CunningLinguist (real
name Michael Vaughan) died on Monday 30th September.
He had suffered brain cancer for several months.
He was great fun and I genuinely miss him.
Sommiel asked me to host Michael's tribute
page. I am deeply honoured, especially as
his family will see it. You can leave your
respects via comments, it works like a guestbook.
Michael's page is
here.
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Ex-Brother FinOfTheMaguru news:
Apocalyptic news, ICC (i.e. Rabbi LK) has
excommunicated Brother FinOfTheMaguru from
the ICC church for life, over some petty refund
or something. LK tells me he wants a whopping
$500 to allow the martyred one back on ICC.
If you wish to use this forum in any way to
help resurrect Brother Fin, or have any ideas,
please let me know! Is it morally right to
reward poor decisions with hard cash? Many
questions, but one thing is for sure, the
churches 333 and 103 are not as fun without
Ex-Brother Fin.
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Priestess Mel news: There were
rumours that Brethren golFur and dlh were the
new high priests of channel 333 and that Priestess
Mel had given up on 333, but...
UPDATE
(06/10/02) - Priestess mel is still the group
operator after all! For the magnificent
details, please cast your eye over the *updated*
book of mel!!
*******
Pope Ogo News: A nice rumour
is refuted: Pope Ogo has kindly messaged me
to say of the following quote:
"I find it very fitting and rather ironic
that the channel (333) was one of the "secret"
channels that OGO used prior to having the
christian-only channel."
"I do not believe that we ever used channel
333 before 303 was made a group."
So it seems this page was peddling a myth.
How ironic. Apologies to Pope Ogo, as he politely
pointed out, I should have checked with him
first. There is nothing left to do except
start a rumour that we atheists used to use
channel 303 as our "secret" channel
until we were cruelly evicted by the xtian
group land grab.
P.S. My informant was very embarrassed about
the error. Apparently the Christians used
to chat many channels. When they were discovered
they used to move on. So it is probably that
they did say prayers on 333 in days of yore.
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Brother Kenspe suggested that I paste up this
pic of Brother MonkeyLawyer.
Happy to oblige.
Meanwhile, here is a pic of Brother Kensdalf
himself:
To quote the great man himself:
"Beverly
Duguid is going nuts with that new digital camera.
The girl is out of control! But I got to admit,
I do like my new jog as Master of the Universe.
Note that the scepter has a dented toilet tank
float at the top. 8*)"
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From Brother KSose's notes
10: We shall piss in their boots until they are forced to
take them off.
From Brother Kenspe's finger notes:
Evolutionary Biology Question
of the Week for Creationists: If homologies based on the
Hox code place vertebrate rhombomeres into phylogenetic
union with arthropod metameres, must we conclude that somites
of the gnathostome vertebral column bear no relationship
of homology with arthropod segments?
From Brother DrPhibes
There once was a boy secondwind
Though not religions he seldom sinned
Afraid of a fight
He'd endlessly cite
Bollocks the sceptic long binned
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eadon-com on
gods
of the absurd part 2
There are many links now so I've moved them
to a new page, see
See the Brother Snowdog section below. There
are bits and bobs added here and there. Oh And
I have reproduced some of Brother LoftyAndLoopy's,
erm... inspired poetry :)
RIP Stephen Jay Gould 1941 - 2002
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Please
send me your
contributions, comments & suggestions for this, your
unofficial 333 page.
AA
Caption Competition 2002
Brother Kenspe and
his dog Brother Ramses III. Caption competition.
Message Brother eadon-com your vote for 1st, 2nd & 3rd
best. Hurrah!
Kenspe: "Ohhh
yes, good boy.. oh woof woof yeahhhhhh good boy.. ohhhhhhh
I love my good boy.oohhh yes woof"
Ramses III:
"... ... ... ... ... .. water.... food...... gotta
pee..... ... ....water......"
................................................................................................................-
Sister mel
The Dog hears: "blah-blah-blah-blah-go-bye-bye-blah-blah-in-the-car..."
................................................................................................................-
Brother Kenspe
Kenspe: "Ramses III, assume the position!..."
................................................................................................................-
Brother Fishon
Bill Clinton announces a new diversity to his intern
program
................................................................................................................-
Brother MattF
Kenspe: "Come
on now pooch....with a beat...1,2,3 "It's been a Hard
Days Night and I've been working like a..........!!!!!"
.............................................................................................................-Sister
BadBadGirl
Kenspe: "No,
Ramses .. there is NO God !"
Ramses III:: "Sheesh .. not God .... I said
Dog."
.............................................................................................................-
Brother ha
Kenspe: "Don't
you pull away from me ... the vet on ch 103 told me I gotta
pick those boogers out of your nose, and I intend to do
it."
.............................................................................................................-
Brother catdoc
"Ramses III:
(singing) "How much is that doggie in the window...
the one with the peek-a-boo bra... how much is that doggie
in the window... and that hooker for kenspe, my dear papa
:)."
.............................................................................................................-
Brother Anon.
"Ramses III:
"Harummph! I was the last Great Pharaoh of Egypt and
now I have returned to Earth as Ken's dog. Woe how the mighty
are fallen!"
Kenspe: "Walkies!"
.........................................................................................................-Brother
eadon-com
Sinful Prayers
This page would be incomplete
without the heinous quotes of the infidel and what better
quote to kick off with than Brother dlh's classic?
Brother dlh(103):
talking snakes, funky trees, powerful fruits,
demons, witches, fat angel chillen called
cherubim, floating dung heaps,talking Mr.
Ed donkeys, Talking burning bushes, Unicorns,
Holy Ghosts, human flesh as food, drinking
human blood, a fake virgin, yep-all in the
Bible, world's greatest TABLOID.
(Brother dlh wishes to offer credit to Brother Niner for
his inspiration)
~
Brother
arcwelder(333): Marge asked Homer why he didn't go to
church,he replied to her that she might be worshipping the
wrong god and every week she goes she is making god madder
and madder.
~
Brother
eadon-com(333): the logic is simple - god invented human
nature; human nature is ugly; therefore god can't moan when
his own shit hits the fan
~
Brother
ArthurGuinness(333): I hate to say it, but between Israel-Palestine,
and catholic priests, there has never been a better time
to be an atheist
~
Brother
WHITE-WIDOW1(333): I reckon that starting a new religion
to piss off the other ones seems appealing.
~
Brother
ha(333): cool AA stuff eadon... just need more nudie
pics of mel ...
Sister Mel (333): just renew my account
and will be cool
~
Brother
Kenspe(333): I haven't gotten this much attention since
I peed in the holy water.
~
Brother
Fishon(333): FishOn(333): btw, my web pages are laid
out for easy printing..and eadon's are not :)
Brother Fishon(333): I value my readers and am more
"user friendly" :)
Brother eadon-com(333): I value trees.
~
Brother
MadPole(103): what is the point in religion which makes
dying hell?!!!
~
Brother
catdoc(103): [on funerals] What I find a bit
harder to take is the inevitable whitewashing of the Loved
One's character, so he is transformed into the spiritual
equivalent of a silicon breast - improbably shaped, resistant
to gravity, and quite unlike living flesh.
~
Brother
catdoc(97): Computers chess well, which says a lot about
the intelligence it takes to play chess, as computers can
barely wipe the drool off their own chins.
~
Brother FinOfTheMaguru:
WHEN JESUS COMES AGAIN HE WILL SHO' NUFF BE CHOWIN' DOWN
ON MY FLESHY BURGOO OF DE' TABERKNUCLKE!
~
Brother eadon-com(103):
because god created choice and people AND
hell, and god made people fallible, then god
literally condemned people to hell
~
Brother dlh(103):
(103): I wonder when 2 million A.D. comes along if supplicants will still be saying "the end is near" rofl
Christian
"Wisdom"
Seen any pearls of wisdom
from the Christians recently? I will post the best ones
here.When asked about the
age of the Earth:
path7(103): 6,000 to 60,000 years
old approxiamately [sic]
When asked
how that could be:
path7(103): because God confounds
scientists purposefully
Brother LoftyAndLoopy
wrote this, ahem, novelty:
You are the muse
Who lights my fuse
You are the one who inspires
All of my passionate desires
You are the fourleaf clover out of the plenty
Who will keep my heart eternally warm and never
empty
You are the blue moon
that is always gone to soon
You are my dream
that never fails to have a love scene
Your beauty runs so deep
that sometimes I can't help but weep
You are like the first snow
that gives my face a childlike glow
You are the candle that never lacks
to melt me into a soft ball of wax
You are like the great barrier reef
that shields me from all the grief
You are my lighthouse ray
That reminds me there is always a place to stay
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