Updated
17 May 2003 A.D.
Mel was your
AA Group Operator
Like most
messiahs, Priestess Mel disdains being the object
of attention, but this holy page exists in her
honour anyway. Mel was your Atheists and Agnostics
(AA) group operator and archangel. She created
AA on the 7th day whilst the Almighty was playing
truant, putting his feet up by the pool with
brandy, cigars and a bevy of bikini clad angels.
For a classic example of the wickedness of Priestess
Mel, one need look no further than her Morning
Prayer, which was written when God had just
died and she was the undertaker. We were all
meltheists in those days.
Dear Santa Claus, I truly
believe in you and want you for my personal
friend. Let me humbly accept your gifts, not
because I deserve them, but because it is
your will that I should receive them. Let
me not doubt, but increase my faith; for the
harder I believe in you, the more real you
become. Amen.
Amen to
that! Much kudos to the fab Priestess mel, for
333 is the offspring of her immaculate conception.
At one dark time it appeared as if she would
abandon her baby, and become ex-Priestess Mel.
but lo! Mel struggled against the forces of
good, clung to her 333 faith and is now Ex-ex-Priestess
Mel, which, of course, is equivalent to "Priestess
Mel". She's back and she never went away!
Haoyleeeloooyeearrrr. And to prove it:
Mel's
10 Commandments of Atheism
1. Thou shalt not believe in a deity,
Santa, fairies, unicorns, or any other magical
creatures without logical proof.
2. Thou shalt realize that truth is never easy,
and thou shalt seek out comfort in one's friends
and family when times are harsh.
3. Thou shalt not spit upon those who think
not as you do. Everyone is entitled to their
opinion.
4. Thou shalt not speak about things thou knowest
not of. Research all things carefully before
voicing your thoughts.
5. Thou canst celebrate a 2000 year-old dead
guy's birthday without guilt, as well as any
other holiday. If thou werst traveling in a
different country thou wouldst most likely take
part in their customs as well. This has often
been known as "fun."
6. Thou shalt abide by reason, logic, and truth.
7. Thou shalt realize that debate with a theist
is done for no other reason than for thine own
amusement, since such a debate can never be
resolved considering thy opponent's twisted
sense of logic.
8. Thou shalt not try to make meaning out of
life. Some things just are. Nothing has to have
been planned.
9. Thou shalt not keep thy feelings hidden from
others. It is unhealthy to live without expressing
oneself.
10. Thou shalt be self-reliant. When things
go wrong, thou shalt not pray but try to solve
the problem thyself. Never sit around and wait
for things to happen to thee, make them happen.
Thou hast the most control over oneself than
anything else in existence.
Behold Priestess Mel's commandments O heathen
hordes and spread the word to the unenlightened!!
P.S.
Brother
dlh(333): I asked mel if she was
created from the rib of a man...
Brother LoftyAndLoopy(333):
haha dlh
Brother eadon-com(333): of
course the reality, that she was created from
a microscopic worm from a man's chopper, is
just as bizarre, when you think about it
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