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Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within


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Final Fantasy is a computer generated nearly photo-realistic sci-fi adventure. It involves some nonsense about spirits, reviving Gia and aliens on a post-apocalyptic (yawn) Earth. Though how the air was breathable in a world without oxygen providing life was not explained.

Final Fantasy was made by the Japanese with a huge nod to the good-money-paying-mugs - sorry movie-goers - in the west. This is the movies greatest strength and greatest weakness. The the greatest weakness of the western influence was the seen-it-all-before hollywoodisation of the movie. For example, the now-compulsory phrase "gotta get outta here" was used about ten times. "We gotta get outta here!" "Get us outta here!" "Lets go!! "I can't get you outta there!" style conversations riddle the action. The greatest blessing of the western influence was that the graphics didn't have that Manga look. Thank God. The manga look is weird, cutesy and anaesthetic to my English eyes.

Having said that, the graphics did have a bit of an eastern feel to them, they were free of the Disney/Pixar-like cutesiness. Again, Thank God!

The lead role, Dr Aki Ross, was played, interestingly, by an "actress". And she *was* cute, especially when she furrowed her eyebrows - that made her so sweet! Amazing to think that such a wonderful lass has no heart, no mind, that her body is emptiness attired in an ephemeral polygon shell. She has the most expensive hair do in history. Hair is complex stuff, hence hard to animate. Aki's hair alone took a third of the rendering time of the whole movie, and god knows how much R&D and animation. It looks real.

It was weird seeing chemistry between two realistic - yet artificial - human leads. Their chemistry beat what most recent Hollywood "actors" can concoct hands down (Evolution anyone?). Love, it appears, *is* something you can simulate on a computer, at least in this context.

Final Fantasy is so bloody sterile. That lifeless, apocalyptic look is soooooo boring! You could see why this was appealing (in terms of effort) for the film makers though. A scorched desert is far easier to render on a computer than a living forest.
Some of the visuals were novel, but the story didn't grab my imagination, the movie didn't hold me emotionally. They obviously got the computer to generate the script too. But the CGI visuals are a novelty, at least now in 2001, no doubt they'll age horribly over the years. The CGI visuals, especially the CGI humans, are the only reason I went to see Final Fantasy in the first place, and came out thinking - ho hum.

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Refreshingly, most of the cast die, including one of the leads. This is something that American-fueled Hollywood corporations shy away from now, even for horror/thriller genres (for an example of this, see my review of Jurassic Park III) for fear of overturning the accursed feel-good factor. American producers/audiences are wimps wanting happy ever after endings. Anyone care to guess why most Hollywood films are so breathtakingly predictable?

Meanwhile the end showed the bird of prey (how the hell did that survive on a lifeless planet?) flying over a river, but the land still looked arid. Was I missing something here, shouldn't there have been thriving forests and lush grasslands? Maybe the budget ran out. So Gia was not resurrected after all!



 


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Jim's preferred ending: Aki wins the Oscar for best Actress. That would be nice!

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