Talkback Jurassic Park 3 review by Jim Eadon

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From:	goosehound	2001-08-25 17:43:22
Subject:	Bad Bad Bad
Comment:	I thought JP3 was lousy. The Spino has no impact at all, the cell phone gag ripped from the tick tock croc in Peter Pen might have worked, if Tremors 2 hadnt already done it years before with the Graboid that ate the tape player. JP3`s editing was bad..ie the wandering Anklysaurus shot.. what was that all about? How did the Spino managed to smash through a fence that you couldnt have flattened with a Challenger tank, yet moments later old Spiney couldnt managed to knock down a small wooden door with a few bolts across it? The real life Spinosaurus used to avoid large meat eating dinos when it was alive that used to feed on it, how then did it kill the T Rex? T Rex got 2 good bites on Spino in the fight and it had over 4 times the bite power of Spino therefore why no dead Spino! What about the death scenes??? Where were they? Where was there a single scene in this film as good as the one in JP2 where the Velociraptor leaps from the long grass onto that blokes back and takes him out? .... Nope nothing like that here... Great , instead we get the Velociraptors LAZY TOE OF DEATH SCENE!!. One more thing... Why did the Dactils wait till the people left the island before they took flight. Did they just realize then that they could go or something?..Hmmmmmmm, and I thought that Stan Winstons much talked of models looked fake, did you see how rubber looking the Spino was when it attacked the plane? In scene where the cell phone rang and the cast turned round and saw Spino stood there it looked fake as hell, wobbling in the breeze, did it look alive... no! Basicly this film is a right stinker..and the only reason another should be made is to see Old Spino get eaten by a T Rex.

From:	liz	2002-06-10 13:16:24
Subject:	Jurrassic Park 3 review
Comment:	It sucked. Plain and simple.A grand total of 6 deaths only 2 you really see.And the ending was gay! 600 Marines pull up and take them away...............Dumb! The parents were pretty stupid. They think they could go to an island were tons of people have died with 3 mercinaries and find one kid. It would have been better if they had brought along a obsessed hunter like Rolland or Muldoon and a nerdy guy. Also it would be better if billy died, to put a slight bit of drama in it. Also you should not have the Spino kill all the mercinaries in the first hour on the island. Space it out a little to keep the pace going. I think that there should have been about 12 people on the island like Virtical Limit. To make it more real have someone be severly injured on the plane and have them spit up 4 to 5 and run and have three stay at the plane and be eaten.

From:	Lil' Caiman	2002-10-06 18:19:21
Subject:	sigh...
Comment:	I wish they would have made t.rex win against spino, spino was a fish-eater for goodness sakes! And the t.rex, in real life, would have killed spino when he bit him on the neck. And the ending...stupid, stupid, stupid!!!!

From:	Hikaru Excel Himura	2003-06-29 16:37:21
Subject:	review
Comment:	I agree that the spino should have been killed by the T-rex! T-rex was much stronger anyway. Also, the velociraptors should have done more than just take back thier eggs and leave. Like maybe kill a few of the people and chase the rest so they got lost or something. That whole Navy Marines was pretty dumb too. And I think that idiotic Kirby woman should have died. The whole movie was okay but I liked the first one better. ('specially cuz you got to see more people die ^-^}

From:	Evil.H	2005-03-31 21:10:11
Subject:	JP3 IS CRAP!!!!!
Comment:	THIS IS THE WORST JP FILM YET!!!!!There is no way that Spino could beat a T-Rex. T-Rex had the strongest bite that ever walked on this land.In the T-Rex vs spino sceen T-Rex got a bite on spino neck and took it to the floor, when i saw that i thought it was over,next thing i know T-rex is dead, WHAT THE FCK IS GOIN ON!!! That just spoiled the film.HERE'S A TIP;IN JP4 LET THE T-REX FCK UP THE SPINOSAURUS AND LET STEVEN SPIELBERG DIRECT IT!!!

From:	Mark Radburn	2005-07-15 23:59:55
Subject:	The Greatest JP Movie
Comment:	Would you guys shut up, JP3 rocks. This movie is extremely enjoyable and the Spinosaurus rules but it was kind of sad to see the T-rex die, and no noone is gonna F*$%# any dinosaur up and that's just racist. Joe Johnston as being the director of this movie was cool as Steven Spilberg. This film contains heart-stomping action, sad and romantic moments and also has a beautiful sight of Dinosaurs. If You guys don't like this film then you have no heart, to all the people who have not seen this film watch it now, and ignore the people's bad reviews they're jerks. Jurassic Park 3 is the greatest Movie of all time.

From:	Matt Sutton	2005-11-09 23:32:56
Subject:	A great, great, great Film
Comment:	Hey assholes and that includes you Eadon stop putting Jurassic Park 3 down it kicks ass. The storyline was great and there was plenty of action and don't ask stupid questions why Billy survived and why the Raptors couldn't track the humans down. Now you all will feel the WRATH OF JURASSIC PARK 3.

From:	Will	2005-12-09 14:52:27
Subject:	JP3
Comment:	ARE YOU RETARDED. JP3 WAS CINEMATIC GARBAGE. It was totally off from the theme of the first two as being science-fiction, dramatic, and somewhat intelligent. JP3 is full of idiotic morons running around on an island that seem to have a total lack of concern for their own lives. And theres so much crap in it that it feels like it was written by a retard. How did that guy die in the parachute, he obviously wasnt eaten by something cause his corpse was STILL IN THE PARACHUTE. What kind of dinosaur attacks a fast moving boat, and how? Plus the music did no justice to the movie either, compared to the music in 2 and especially 1. And whats with the US military at the end, are they not on Costa Rican soil? I hope Spielberg does JP4 and that it makes up for this one, that way i can just ignore this one ever was made.

From:	Jake C	2005-12-09 15:19:14
Subject:	Jurassic park III
Comment:	i agree. plus the dinosaurs in this movie lacked the animal-like qualities of the first two which was realistic compared to the ones in this movie that think like people. superintelligent raptors, hahaha, i think they wouldve not cared about the missing eggs and just killed any intruders to their nest, not intelligently stalk them and get them back.

From:	George Jobson	2006-04-14 23:22:45
Subject:	A Great movie been smashed to pieces
Comment:	Will and Jake, both suck your dicks I loved this movie and the dinosaurs don't lack anything and the people were concerned about their lives you stupid morons. Now Listen People stop smashing this kick-ass movie it doesn't deserve to be smashed with negative reviews ok so give it a break ok and just enjoy it. I'm sick of you people panning the film, stupid bastards.

From:	T rex tito	2006-04-24 12:20:28
Subject:	Spino is an idiot
Comment:	Yo those idiotic jp3 fans can't you tell the difference t rewx was way larger then spino and t rex could easily kill spino. Besides spino is a fish eater! T rex could tear the heck outta spino! Spino also shrunk throughout the film!JP4 SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS!!!!!

From:	michael pecco	2006-05-06 20:56:15
Subject:	THE WORST JURASSIC PARK EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment:	jp3 sucks the raptors suck in this movie jp2 was heavy the raptors ruled the rex should have taken out spino advice for jp4 whether allosaur,carcharadontasaur,dumb spnosaur,thick raptor,acrocanthosaur,tyrannosaur will crack them open and desrves to be top predator again.we can pretend jp3 never happend yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From:	Luis (movie expert) Montes	2006-10-28 17:52:21
Subject:	Jp3 sucks
Comment:	I agree with all the bad comments.I mean what the fck is with the t rex lost to spino. What the hell was that.Then the ass wipe spino couldn't break throu a wooden door. What the fck was that.I hope jp4 makes the t rex and rapters kill more people and t rex kill spino.

From:	Joey	2006-12-10 12:09:28
Subject:	T-rex vs Spinosaurus
Comment:	It is impossible for a spinosaurus to kill a t-rex, spinosaurus' teeth are designed to eat fish!!!!! Not for crushing bones!!!!

From:	Maccollo	2007-02-13 00:32:38
Subject:	exageration ruined the movie
Comment:	right, let's take a look at what the spino did. After being hit by a plane and probably dammaged by the propeller, it attacks the trex. Now the trex should have killed the spino in it's first move. IT WAS LETAL and I really tought that it was the end of it. But no, the spinosaurus shakes him of like a flee and grabs his neck and kills him, WITH THOSE JAWS???!!! If the spinosaurus would have tried something like this for real HIS teeth would have cracked and HIS neck would probably have snaped before the t-rex'. And guess what the spino does next? It destroys a reinforced steelfence that must be at least 6 meters high. And how the hell is it able to attack the boat in the beginning of the movie? Worst movie in the JP series.

From:	anthony 37	2007-03-17 17:25:00
Subject:	t-rex vs spino
Comment:	i like t-rex hes better than spino anway he stronger even that spino killed him t-rex is the king of the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From:	Jayborn	2007-05-10 06:42:43
Subject:	JP3 is crap
Comment:	This is the worst ever movie made! I mean, what was the mariners all about? The part which i hate mostly is when Spinosaurus snaps T-rex's neck like a twig. NO,No! It should have been the opposite. Talk about chatterbox. That's right folks, Spiny is a chatterbox in JP3. I mean, he roars his crappy puny snout off! If he can crush on the aircraft, why can't he go through some vines. Sheesh. And the velociraptors,...BORING! Would u look at them. They just walk around, jump on people and gain weight. I hate the cast,(especially the boy)except Dr Grant. Every predator except T-rex is fake. What's with the feather on the head? It is so rubber looking(I wish the boy was rubber) Where were th death scenes? This movie is worse than any Sesame Street episodes!!! Lookin foward to JP4. Jurassic PArk 3 is shit

From:	Connor pearson	2007-07-05 17:51:55
Subject:	More talk about Jurassic Park 3
Comment:	Jurassic Park 3 is crap. And in JP4 we should see Tyrannosaurus Rex take the crown. The Over-sized Duck killing Rexy is way..... over the top, I hate Velociraptors now also. There's always some punk trying to create a new star or 'kick ass' dinosaur in a game/movie that kills Rex, Dino Crisis 2 (Giganotosaurus kills Rex in one swift bite, plus it's 6x the size it should be!) JP3 (You all know this one! Spinosaurus snap Rexy's neck like a twig!) And many more.....

From:	martin lescano	2007-08-21 21:14:52
Subject:	tiranosaurus rex vs spinosaurus
Comment:	Well the tiranosaurus was more heavy than the spinosarus.AND the spinosaurus food was fish he does not hunt bigger dinosaurs. and the t-rex have a powerfull jaws than spinosaurus

From:	Tony Montana	2007-11-30 17:42:42
Subject:	Jurassic Park III
Comment:	Well, i liked the way dinosaurs looked - more colourful, and you could see them better then you previously could in the other two movies (especially liked the way t-rex, spino, paras and cories looked!), i liked that part, they done good work on the looks the thing is that spinosaurus could not have really beat t-rex that easy, even though according to the latest evidence (which is still under debate) it was heavier and bigger then t-rex, but t-rexs teeth were bigger and jaws and neck were much stronger (could take down the animals heavier then itself, i think triceratops could go for a good example since it was heavier then t-rex if i am correct), so when it bite spino it should have been over at that moment, if not there then he would go for a second attack and finished him off,cause the spino would have been severely wounded by that time and wouldnt be able to put up a fight anymore, even the big claws may not have helped much cause the main weapon of a predator is it's mouth - not arms or legs etc, so scratching wouldnt have helped here and especially getting a grip of t-rex;s neck - that is hardly possible, t-rex could easily break free even when spino first tried biting it raptors are way too intelligent and i dont buy that whole smart-ass dinosaur bullshit the plot in general didnt make a good impression and somehow felt off the topic, but i still enjoyed the theme in general and hope they will make JP4 better then this one

From:	perls	2008-01-05 17:24:27
Subject:	rex wins
Comment:	Rex was way stronger and was faster and smarter than the spino. It may have also been larger than spino because a pelvis bone of a tyranosuar was just found that was the largest ever found in therapod dinos. It would make the rex almost 60 feet long

From:	Marcelis	2008-02-07 18:49:20
Subject:	JP3
Comment:	righty, on to business. I dislike JP3 immensely, yes the whole rex killed by the spino thing is a factor, but here's my actual problem with the whole thing: its part of a growing trend of killing off the most influential carnivore in history, simply BECAUSE of its fame and I just find it lame and irritating. Anyway, no more harping about THAT. On to the actual plot. Well...it felt like they were FORCING a reason to go back to the island and a large amount of things were very predictable Some bits were entertaining I'll admit, but to me this film is the most inferior of the three current JP films. I wont say its TERRIBLE but it lacks a lot of the luster its predecessors possessed. I personally wish this to be the end of the franchise. I dont want another film, even if the rex wins, it probably a faulty and even less entertaining film than JP3.

From:	bradboy	2008-03-30 13:08:23
Subject:	jp3 WTF
Comment:	right i have seen some bad comments but these are the things wrong with movie 1 T-REX should have owned spino and spino kills with arms by twisting it 2 raptors didnt do much in this 3 stupid mom and dad 4 not enough people died 5 should have made t-rex fight spino right at end 6 deaths come to quick all in first hour that is all

From:	gangle	2009-02-19 18:29:27
Subject:	hmm
Comment:	quite funny reading how everyones saying spiny wudve definitly won over Trex. Mainly cus.....theyre extinct and have been for over 65 million years...how the hell do you know who would've won. please remember everything about dinosaurs is basically speculation. Jesus.

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