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The Knight's Tale


How thoughtful of the movie studios to give away the plot in the trailer

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The Knight's Tale follows the smelly footprints of a peasant (Heath Ledger), a knight wannabe who, through a mishmash of desperation and timely opportunity, and an uncanny ability to master new skills on the fly, masquerades as a real knight and enters jousting competitions.

He is accompanied on this quest by his trusty buddies and a befriended writer - one Chaucer (Paul Bettany). Yes this is Geoffrey Chaucer: the finest writer of medieval times is portrayed not as the affable royal official and diplomat he was, but as an affable pauper with a clothing-unfriendly gambling habit. This serves the plot very well, as it happens, The Knight's Tale has no respect for history. Indeed wonderful comedy is harvested from blatantly planting a gorgeous, pseudo-medieval world with overtly modern references. In the opening scenes a tourney full of peasants and lords alike sing the Queen anthem "We Will Rock You". Fantastically funny, this movie is soooooo loveable!

Our "knight" makes a powerful enemy - one Count Adhemar (Rufus Sewell) - and he must battle him against all odds to win the hand of a princess (Shannyn Sossamon).

The jousting scenes are great for action. The build up... the galloping
steeds, the camera accelerating its alternating from one opponent to the other, the hush, the bone crunching, lance splintering clash, the roar of the crowd, this action is sexy!

I was baffled by Will's choice of lass though. He chose a spoiled princess, who
insisted that he put his life (and honour) at serious risk just to
demonstrate his "love" for her.

Meanwhile there is Kate the blacksmith (Laura Fraser) who repairs his armour for free; invents a harder steal; from that creates for him a suit of armour stronger and lighter than anything that has been done before; oh and she teaches him to dance for a ball. Oh and she tirelessly tends to his needs in jousting competitions. What a cool lass! But, no, he still lusts after the spoiled - and as far as we call tell - relatively talent-free, princess. Oh well, that's life.

A few niggles: the trailer gave away major plot twists. Grrrrrr. And the
ending is way too heavily signposted in this movie. Just as distracting was the length of time devoted to this princess romance subplot.

My guess is that whist we chaps were peering at our watches during the romance bits and impatiently awaiting the comedy and action to fire up again, maybe the women in the audience really were enjoying it. Meanwhile, for the lads, the love interest [sic] scenes serve as the troughs of a roller coaster, necessary breaks between the good bits. Even so, The Knights Tale could have been more tightly edited towards the end, as it lost momentum for the sake of superfluous melodrama.
However this film has heart, it has rock and roll, it has a blast. The chemistry between the characters works pleasingly, the story is solid and the jokes, both spoken and visual, are a genuine laugh. Most importantly The Knight's Tale is charged with something the Studio corporations seem to have largely given up even trying to bottle these days. You can't knock it! you can't deny it! It's called rattling good old-fashioned fun! This movie gets medieval on your arse.

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I was annoyed that the trailer gave away the plot line that our Knight gets arrested.



 


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Jim's preferred ending: The Princess meets her end unexpected in a speeding chariot driven by a French drunkard chauffeur who is working for an unpleasant Egyptian crook (Mohammed Fayed).

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