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The Parole Officer


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The Parole Officer is Steve Coogan comedy (he wrote and starred in this movie) in the sense that it is about embarrassment. Coogan's character is new, but he talks in the same, mildly irritating way of most of his characters, so this didn't seem all that fresh if you are familiar with his excellent TV stuff.

The Parole Officer is an English movie about an incompetent parole (i.e. probation) officer who decides to blag (rob) a bank to obtain a tape to incriminate a bent copper who has framed him for murder. He then recruits the only three guys on his books who have stayed straight to help him in this hopeless crime.

Most of this movie falls flat, the romance scenes, the squabbling between the uninspiring gang, the fights, the ending, most of the innuendo. This movie will leave our American friends bemused, for much of the humour is very English (no bad thing). But the entire cast were a missed opportunity, they were as dull as shit. This movie needed a minor character steal a scene or two, it needed something to liven things up. Coogan's humour doesn't stretch for a whole movie, he needed to be more generous, to share the laughs a bit.

But, wait, there are some very contrived set scenes that had nothing to do with the plot but are the only enjoyable parts of the movie. Luckily there are the occasional scene of inspired toilet humour, mild gratuitous nudity and vaguely gross depravity to make this movie worth a watch. If you're bored. I'm still smiling now as I remember the a couple of scenes.

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Why did that Victor bloke decide to help them? What was the point of the Victor guy? Why do the guys who went straight risk everything for nothing with such a slim chance of getting away with it? Why does the policewoman fall so unconvincingly in love with an unmitigated loser? Actually, women tend to fall for losers now I think about it...

The movie felt obliged to repeat some throw away lines, which smacked of desperation.

Towards the overly neat end of the movie there are too few jokes. We are not here to watch a robbery, we want laughs. Equally sadly, the ending was too predictable - and worse - it was boring. The bank robbery was way too long. The movie makes no sense. How come the gang know so much about bank security? Why does Coogan suddenly stop being such a complete loser? Nothing was convincing. So Coogan won the girl? Yawn. The jokes were choked off for the sake of a seen-it-all-before ending.

There are two visual jokes of utter genius in this movie: the dog playing tug of war with the severed head and the puking over the brownies. We could have used a few more close-up shots of the disgusted, chunder-splattered victims to maximise the joy of that scene!



 


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Jim's preferred ending: Another chunder scene.

Rating: 2/5 score

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