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The Prince of Egypt


How thoughtful of the movie studios to give away the plot in the trailer

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I remember in "Religious Education" [sic] lessons at school I had a miserable time of it. This was mainly because of the lack of art, science and fun in the teachings of a wild-eyed woman who believed without questioning the material she blurted to us was absolutely true.

The Prince of Egypt relentlessly reminded me of those pious lessons except for one detail: the producers fiddled with the story to make it more acceptable to those who don't subscribe to the Old Testament. Why bother? The story gets watered down and loses what precious little credibility it has. The wacky world of the OT requires blind faith to believe it and if you know the film makers have tampered with the story then even even blind faith crumbles into dust.

Oh dear, things are getting terribly confused. But I wouldn't care less except The Prince of Egypt is as dull as dishwater. And with such an interesting story it must have taken much tact for other culture's feelings to turn twisted Old Testament craziness into safe and humourless tedium. Yawn.

The "Hebrew" Jews, ruled by Moses, appear to have been cynically exploited by the ethically suspect "Hollywood" Jews, ruled by Katzenberg and his ilk. No miracle seems to have saved the "Hebrew" Jews from being the unwitting subjects of a cold, commercial cartoon inspired by money-grubbing "Hollywood" producers rather than faithful loyalty to the Old Book. Irony anyone?

The saddest fact of all is that The Prince of Egypt is about as much fun as a pious lifestyle.


Jim's preferred ending: The Hebrews question whether walking through the parted Red Sea is really a wise thing to do after all. SPLASH! God sneezed. All are drowned. The End.

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