s1mone
written and directed by Andrew Niccol
Simone
is about a film maker (Al Pacino) with artistic
integrity (not a Hollywood type obviously)
who replaces a lousy pretty supermodel actress
with a perfectly gifted gorgeous actress in
his latest flick. But the gifted actress is
computer generated: she - or it - " is
Simulation One - or - Simone. His movie is
a crowd pleaser. He inadvertently proves a
point by showing that fake is more convincing
than reality in our modern milieu of false,
plastic, manufactured, crap “stars”,
but he cannot bring himself to reveal his
secret. The myth, religion-like burgeons into
a monstrosity he is unable to control, despite
the fact he controls every single one of her
gorgeous pixels.
There are a million glaring plot holes in
Simone,
but that does not matter because this movie
is a fairytale. Unlike Simone the actress
or simulation or synthesbian, or “vactor”
or whatever she is, it does not matter too
much that Simone
the movie is about as real as the idea that
that creepy droid Michael Jackson and his
ex-wife once “loved” each other.
There are points made that, even though they
are sugar coated and simplistic, are interesting.
The most underestimated merit a movie can
have is not stars (on the contrary), funky
direction, effects, sound, music or even dialogue.
It is the idea. With such great potential
it was a bloody shame Simone
the movie is like Simone the CGI chick: confined
in a two dimensional prison. And even with
all the teasing about nudity and they never
showed anything. Simone
didn't have the balls to be great.
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The thing that was really scary about
this movie is that it *was* plausible
was how easily Taranski’s life
was dissected by the reptiles. His spending
of money and other actions were documented:
it was information that was bought by
the media and demanded by the law. (The
same is probably just as true of you
and me). His private moves were monitored
on surveillance cameras, as is insidiously
happening to us now. I detest walking
down streets or driving down roads with
cameras pointing at me. Bastards!
Simone is
great in that when Pacino tells the
truth no one believes him, then when
he lies, only then do they believe him!
When he shows them an illusion they
are convinced. When he gives them reality
they denounce him as mad.
Even at the end, his daughter tells
him some syrupy moral about it being
ok to fake it as long as you don’t
lie about it. Then, in a nice ending,
his family wilfully join in the lie!
Nice, except for one thing. The computer
stuff was bullshit. Why would Hank give
someone a portable hard drive that is
likely to be compatible with 0.02% of
computers and not a DVD disk? Artistic
licence perhaps. But will some one explain
to me why pacino infected his machine
with a virus (on a disk called plague!)
instead of simply deleting the files?
He was obviously not a technophobe to
pull off the stuff he did. Artistic
licence again. But, and this really
is unforgivable, why was a computer
with graphics beyond even modern PC's
kitted out with a drive to read the
type of floppy disk that was obsolete
ten years ago????? And since when did
you have reversible action viruses????
And since he threw the hard drive with
the simulation software on it into the
sea, how did they generate Simone again?????
Freaking idiots! Or was it a subtle
reminder that nothing we see is real?
If only we look and question then we
can see the tears in reality. It's a
nice thought, but my money is on the
theory that stupidity is behind it,
or someone is taking the piss. It is
the best wager 90% the time.
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