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From: Phil2001-07-20 08:23:13
Subject:Lara the review
Comment:The role of Lara was intelligently played with the gusto of an action hero whilst keeping an air of innocence and sensitivity. Quality of acting was not an issue as none was involved. The obvious pithy references to the game added a subtle layer of irony. Overtones of RA Wilson's 'illuminatus' provided a darker shade to the plot. One was given the impression of 'the tempest' in which Prospero's daughter was the main protagonist. And oh my god did you see the size of those... Jeezuz, I mean huge man HUGE .. (insert pubescent rantings here) ... etc. Don't go and see this film if you are worried about your reputation as a feminist.
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From: Jack2002-02-11 20:27:08
Subject:Lara's Breasts
Comment:There is no sign of nipple in the soaking scene because Jolie wore padding. Geeksgeeksgeeks!
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From: Sandman2004-03-23 20:56:57
Subject:LARA'S BREASTS
Comment:Yep, we should have had the whole fandango. It's like a Victoria's Secret Catalog: all balloons and no reality. The computer-gen monsters sucked. Get back to the core of The Game. Give us some excellent plot involving Government Black Box villains, with Lara exposing the two-faced baddies trying to steal the Grail/ArlofCov, whatever. And don't be afraid to show us some real nipples, babe. By the way, any rumors of a 3rd AJolie outing?
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