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Vertical Limit


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K2 and nitroglycerin. Dangerous enough?

Vertical Limit is a mountain action/effects movie. Think Cliff Hanger without charisma. Or the terrorists. It is almost, but not quite, as bad as it sounds. The start of Vertical Limit has a lovely scene where Dad chats to son and daughter on the side of a sheer cliff. Something goes horribly wrong and father snuffs it in a suicidal effort to save his kids: a fine example of the selfish gene in action if ever I saw one.

This opening serves to let the audience indulge in a spot of altophobia and to generate the mother of all guilt trips to motive the son into making crazy decisions later on. (The son is played by Chris O'Donnel who portrayed Robin out of the 3rd and 4th (i.e. rubbish) Batman movies.)

This angst infuses the son with the will to persuade 5 other nutters to attempt an unfeasibly risky mountain rescue. The escapade is an attempt to save the skin of his sister, when she and two companions have gone and got themselves into a rather nasty scrape on K2.

Because of an avalanche, the rescuers decide to take some explosives to help clear away some snow. Yes, it is silly. Amusingly, as a contrived mechanism to engineer some cool special effects scenes containing big explosions, each climber takes with him/her enough nitroglycerin to trigger a global nuclear winter.

Talking of effects scenes, these were the fun parts of the movie. They were superb, a real treat. The rest of the movie was just tedious filler. It might have been better if the lead had been a bit more, well, inspiring. O'Donnel is a nice chap, but he has all the screen presence of a depressed bean counter on a rainy day.

Having said that there is once scene in the film depicting a minor and non-life threatening injury that made me wince more than all the deaths depicted in the film put together. Strange.

Finally the oft-shown Vertical Limit trailer gave away some of the best surprise-moments. (See my review of Meet The Parents for my diatribe on the subject of Spoiler Movie Trailers.)


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Strange how it is a sister, not girlfriend, that was being rescued. If you can't snog the damson in distress after the dramatic liberation then the rescue is, well, unconsummated.

Vertical Limit contains too much cheesy "we-must-live-up-to-father" and "our-father-would-have-been-PROUD-of-us" claptrap. Yes we got the point after the first false, forced, wet and crass daddy conversation between the siblings.

The villain of the piece was badly rendered. There was too little sense of the girl being in peril. There was not enough sense that she was trapped with a monster.

The Ending: we're supposed to be happy that one foolhardy human was saved when, in order to save her, no less than four rescuers met grizzly deaths. Why did they try to make the ending so feel-good? (The probable answer: American test audiences do not like interesting, ambiguous endings) This film would have been better had it pointed out the irony that instead of just their father's death on their conscience, the hapless siblings now have to live their lives with the ghosts of four more climbers.

By the way, the scene that affected me was the one where the blonde takes off her glove to reveal her dislocated finger. The rest of the audience groaned too. I'm pretty sure that real pain neurons fired in my brain. The ensuing conversation made me squirm, I kept mentally pleading, nay, screaming, "Do something! Do Something! Fix that bent-back digit!!!" even though I knew that they were acting and there was not really any injured finger. Strange. That part of the movie triggered in me a painfully involutary suspension of disbelief.



 


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Jim's preferred ending: Terrorists appear on the scene for no apparent reason except to provide more wacky deaths, more stunts, more effects and less touchy-feely crap. This is supposed to be a testosterone fuelled action film, not a made-for-TV movie.

Rating: 2.5/5 score
03 Feb 2001
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