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We Were Soldiers
Directed by Randall Wallace

We Were Solders is a bloodthirsty 'Nam movie. This is a movie about when America fought for control of a hill containing uncounted Vietnamese troops barracked in underground tunnels. We Were Solders is similar in plot to Thin Red Line - only without the intelligence, thoughtfulness, beauty and class of that incredible movie.

We Were Solders kicks off by gleefully showing the French literally getting it in the neck at about the time of their abandonment of 'Nam in 1954. Even before a drop of American fake blood is spilled, We Were Soldiers seems keen to save face by screaming, hey kids, look on the bright side: OK, so the Americans were defeated but, hey, the Europeans got their ass kicked by these ruthless bastards too.

Next we are shown War hero Mel Gibson shipped in to lead a platoon (the Seventh Cavalry) against the Vietnamese. In a typically crass Hollywood scene Gibson is in his bedroom trying to analyse where the French went wrong. He writes in his notepad "Ill prepared, underestimated the enemy = Massacre", or some such crap. If that is the depth and sophistication of the American military analysis, it is no longer that they lost too. Of course it is typical Hollywood, one can only hope that the Americans were somewhat more strategic than that.

During the initial build up, We Were Soldiers goes into Political Correctness overdrive - preaching again and again that discrimination is a BAD THING. I suspect that the movie is trying to pre-empt any racism accusations against itself when it takes the piss out of the Vietnamese. The movie wouldn't think twice about taking such precautions if it were a WW2 movie about ridiculing and killing Germans. Such is the stupidity of political correctness. The upshot is, the sheer holier-than-thou preachy political correctness of the first half an hour of We Were Soldiers is a real fly in the ointment. Note to brain damaged Hollywood execs: If I buy a movie ticket I do not want to pay for moronic, patronising lessons in political correctness. I am paying to be entertained! Sigh. I suspect this is an insidious trend: mindless movies will compete ever more desperately to be the most righteously politically correct heap of shit. Nausiating.

It is a huge relief when the action gets underway. But the relief is uneasy. Even I feel that the scale of the violence portrayed is over the top. The camera lovingly dwells on men dying in indescribable agony on several occasions. The special effects these days are so sophisticated that horrific deaths can be portrayed with brutal realism. Or at least it looked real to me. But I got the impression that the lingering, explicit presentation of the violence seem exploitative rather than morally thought-provoking. Violence is absolutely necessary for a good action thriller. But, as with Saving Private Ryan, the impression I get is that these historical battles are being made into movies to fulfil sleazy, voyeuristic objectives. The producers hope that people will pay to watch sheer slaughter. We are dealing with the concept of money grubbing Hollywood prostituting history and tragedy for profit with ever increasing shamelessness.

If you can stomach the violence, We Were Solders is paradoxically only worth seeing for its incredible and gruesome depiction of battle. This movie doesn't leave much to the imagination, which in some ways actually distanced me from the sense of the horror. I didn't have to immerse myself in the action mentally. I could just watch from the sidelines.


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More bombs were dropped by the Americans during the Vietnam War than were dropped by the World in World War II. Truly astonishing scenes in We Were Soldiers were the depiction of the napalm bombings.

Those interminable tearful yet stoic wives scenes didn't work. But I suppose it was necessary to break up the battle scenes. Personally, I'd have much preferred to see scenes of generals plotting from their safe sanctuaries.

From watching We Were Solders you'd not get the impression that the Americans lost. The Americans have been trying to win the Vietnam War on the big screen ever since they lost the *real* Vietnam War. Vietnam won. The USA lost. That is history and it is not easily rewritten. Indeed Mel Gibson himself has a shameful habit of staring in movies that are historical fallacy - or to be more to the point - total bullshit. Gibson / Hollywood Historical Bullshit Hall of Shame contains The Patriot, Braveheart and now We Were Soldiers.

The ending: do you really think that the Vietnamese general (even assuming he would have been there at the top of the hill) would have replaced that little tattered flag? What total bullshit!



 


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