Alien
Review by
Shelby Sherman


shelby

s menu - click a section what's new at www.eadon.com philosophy movie reviews cartoons - garden of eadon cartoons bible satire pics, images and poems about nun whipping bishops etc :) philosophy wars discussions and battles on religion and many other maddening topics Jim on diets, daft names and other musings Feng Shui Hippo's zodiac - a spoof of astrology and feng shui here is info about me, jim eadon and more read my novel madpole - the maddest but truest philosopher on this planet coincidences of readers etc read and sign my guestbook links s
body frame image body frame image
s



ALIEN
(1979/ 116 minutes-Rated R)
Director-Ridley Scott


CAST:


Tom Skerritt ...Dallas
Sigourney Weaver ...Ripley
Veronica Cartwright ...Lambert
Harry Dean Stanton ...Brett
John Hurt ...Kane
Ian Holm ...Ash
Yaphet Kotto ...Parker
Bolaji Bad ...The Alien
Helen Horton ...Mother(voice)


GENRE: Horror Films


Reviewed by Shelby Sherman and DVD Director's Cut viewed on a Panasonic 42” Plasma HDTV monitor with Dolby 5.1 surround sound.


Every time I view Alien I can't help but to marvel with awe at this timeless masterpiece horror classic, the best of its genre ever made. Ridley Scott, with the help of breathtaking, brilliant Alien design from H.R. Giger, takes the viewer to the very end of the nightmare tunnel, the darkest recesses of the worst nightmare imaginable. This movie is made on a shoestring budget and the old fashioned way, with imagination and talent. The end result is the absolute epitome of horror that gets better with age. The Nostromo is a mining ship, a huge towing vessel, created with sets that were dark, claustrophobic and unforgiving. Most of these sets were made out of old airplane parts and the result was a spectacular achievement in horror, with flickering lights, gently swaying and clanking chains and dripping water, providing a sinister environment for a most unwelcome guest.


The crew and cast are a blue-collar lot of unknowns, but the chemistry and acting is superb, disturbing and believable, enhancing the absolutely real horror that awaits each one of them. There are no superheros here, as they were in no way prepared for what awaited them. They are scared, and rightfully so, and no one projects this better than Veronica Cartwright as Lambert, the very embodiment of a hysterical, sobbing woman scared out of her wits...and for very good reason. This is simply the scariest movie ever made, so enough niceness and on with the review!






On a scale of 1.0-10.0 (worst-best)


MOVIE 10.0/10.0 Simply the best horror film ever made, an outstanding classic that keeps on scaring.


Alien is truly awesome from beginning to end. The hands on effort and imagination of Scott Ridley is stunning, even in this day and age of special effects and CGI. The designs of Giger are wildly original, horrifically breathtaking and unforgettable. The editing by Terry Rawlings was crisp and parsimonious, making for a perfect storm of a horror flick. No one who has seen Alien will ever forget the dinner scene, one of the most dramatic even to be presented to an unwary viewer. Even the actors were unaware of what was coming down, maximizing the effect of the event. Memorable!


SOUNDTRACK 10.0/10.0 All I can say is “Wow!”
Jerry Goldsmith hits home run after home run with the score for this movie. Never has the terror been enhanced more than by this wonderful score and timely cues. A magnificent effort.


BADASSCICITY ∞(that's INFINITY!)/10.0 It can never get any badder than the Alien.
It is almost always dangerous to project an absolute about anything, but as far as I am concerned, everyone else can just flush their so-called monsters or baddasses down the sewer. [Green Goblin in Spiderman, yeah, right!] I'm sorry, there just can't be anything in reality or the human imagination that can top this creature that we barely get to see during most of this horror classic. The metaphorically rich design of this snarling, biting, chomping, eviscerating and head-banging nightmare from the bowels of hell can never be duplicated or topped. If you disagree with me, then you are wrong. If you think the Predator had a bad attitude, you will not believe the unchartable hostility that the Alien carries around as second nature. The Predator, as tough as he was is about the equivalent of the Pillsbury doughboy when compared to this “bad boy”. Ash said it best, “ It's structural perfection is only matched by its hostility...Perfect organism...unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.” Chilling.


SET DESIGN/ARTWORK 20.0/10.0 No computer graphics in Alien, they did it with imagination and talent.
Every time I revisit this movie, I must take pause to reflect on the enormous raw talent and creativity that made it possible. The ships are organic, almost alive as was terrifyingly demonstrated by the creepy, cavernous spaceship that surrounded an even creepier Space Jockey. I cannot say enough about the use of lighting and sound which complimented Goldsmith's wonderful musical score. Ridley Scott is a genius and his creativity with using ordinary objects and hands on attention to detail make this film what it is. The design of the Alien monster is a feat that will probably never be duplicated.


CORPSE COUNT 10.0/10.0 We will really never know, will we?
While this is not as important in a horror movie as it is in a Carnage/Action movie, I think that special mention should be made of the creativity of the Alien kills. We never know how many he or his gene line have killed previously. It's what it does best. Violent does not begin to describe his methodology....Heart-stopping.


SAPPINESS .01/10.0 No love here at all
Kudos to Ridley Scott for axing a scene that would have alluded some sort of thing between Dallas and Ripley. Alien does not distract the viewer or detract from the fear by any sort of mushiness. By the end of the movie Ripley has demonstrated that she has some “balls” even though we see that she is all female when we are treated to just one glimpse of her barely pantied mons in what was the only scene in the movie that could be considered marginally erotic. This movie takes care of business, and its business is to turn your underwear brown.






~SPOILERS CORNER~
[Major Spoilers below here, so if you haven't seen the movie, be warned!]


WoW! I don't know where to begin.... From the terrifying sets to the even more terrifying Alien, with a very sinister elongated head replete with rows of smashing teeth, the viewer is uneasy and usually scared shitless, time and time again. The movie literally oozes with organic evil as the makers of Alien put on a clinic of how to scare you properly! Ridley Scott shows you just enough to make your imagination and terror run wild as the viewer only get glimpses of the terror of all terrors.


There are 3 scenes in this movie that really stand out. First, of course is the Last Supper chest-bursting scene. Much has been said and written about this, you must see it to believe it, one of the most dramatic scenes ever attempted on the screen. It was brilliant!


The second scene was when Brett went to retrieve the cat, Jones. You just knew, you just knew that when Brett went through those double doors that something terrible was about to happen. The sets literally emanate haunting malevolence as the inconsistent lighting, the swaying, clanking chains, the dripping water and the dirty, grimy mining machinery, poised to come alive at any moment! Here is where first Jones and then the doomed Brett get a first look at the monster and brother what a monster he is! I still get chill bumps as Jone is a non-human witness to an unparalleled ruthless brutality with those chains still swaying and clanking, HELL YES!


The third memorable scene employs what a great horror movie always employs and that is the unexpected and ingenious plot twist. Ash is revealed as a Company planted robot, charged with bringing the Alien back to earth in an ultra violent and equally terrifying reality check at Mother's console. That oozing milk-mouth, and the reverberating and super chilling voice of the freshly decapitated Ash, did nothing to encourage what was left of the Nostromo crew. He coldly let them have it between the eyes as to what they were REALLY up against. Unforgettable.


PREFERRED ENDING


Somehow it just didn't seem right for Ripley to get the best of this Alien from Hell, even with the brilliant twist of the monster stowing away (again). My preferred ending is for the Alien to fall madly in love with Ripley, skull-fuck her (an amorous adventure that she unfortunately will not survive) and to direct the craft to The White House, where he again falls madly in love with First Lady Rosanne Carter.


One of the best movies ever made!




BADASSCICITY rating?

Click on one of the buttons below

12 3456789 10
zero 10 Infinity
s View Results


Add your comment to this page

add a talkback

sssss
From: Shelby ShermanSubject:2004-05-12 21:25:55
s
From: Tom KielySubject:2007-04-29 18:45:01
s
help: how to add your comment

Page hits: 7593




body frame image body frame image
s


www.eadon.com home sweet home contents: more stuff Next uninformed movie review


www.eadon.com