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A story about a paranoid fish: You build a huge fish tank and fill it with water and gravel. Next you place a little blue fish into one end of the tank and a hungry shark into other. Swimming slowly towards the shark's end of the fish tank, the little blue fish speaks to you. The fish explains that it is blind, but you know that already. You know everything. You know everything the fish will say, after all, you made the fish and you made all his thoughts, speech and actions. The little blue fish becomes paranoid and repeatedly begs you to protect him from predators.

The water behind the fish is the its past and the water the fish is swimming into is its future. You can see all the contents of the tank simultaneously and so you can see the fish's past and future at the same time. No matter what the fish says, the fish will be the shark's next meal. After all your intention is to feed the shark.

The fish's paranoia is justified. When he arrives at the other end of the tank, the hungry shark is very pleased indeed to make his acquaintance. **Sssssssswwwwwwwwooooooooosss
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CCCCHHHRRRUUUNNNNCCCCCHHHH!** The paranoid fish is no more. You are a timeless God. You planned it all in advance.

If there is an All Knowing and All Powerful God, (and I doubt it) then don't bother praying to Him. You are just a little fish swimming with His sharks.

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