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My aim, in these pages, is to arrive at "The meaning of life". Learning "The meaning of life" is like being given the secret of how a stage magician performs a magic trick. The magician's secret is diabolically clever and yet, once the trick is explained, the magic is gone. As adults we knew all along there was no magic, yet sometimes, like an innocent child, we wish the magics were real.



To find "The meaning of life" we can first nail down the idea of religion.

Religion attempts to explain life as created by the Divine. But this Divine Creator is infinitely harder to explain (i.e. impossible!) than the life that He supposedly created.



An example of why much religious thinking is defective: "LIFE was created by... LIFE! (in the form of a god)."

Another example of the confused thinking of the religious: "Life and the Universe were designed and created. Conversely, the Designer/Creator Himself was not designed and created."


Religionists believe that man must incessantly sing praises to God and implore His indulgence. The dogmas say the dogs must beg for mercy.

Christians even see themselves as lambs herded by a shepherd; a very strange aspiration. Don't the Christians realise that lambs are slaughtered, butchered, cooked and served piping hot with mint sauce and chips? Christians call their lord their "Shepherd" and yet a Shepherd's job is to see to it that the terrified lambs arrive at the abattoir and have their woolly throats slit by a menacing hairy bloke.

(I criticise Christianity, but speaking generally, religion is a bad thing. Many religions are even less conducive to free thinking than Christianity, especially the fundamentalist religions such as Islam for example. There are seven sinister enemies of freedom, free thought and free speech. These are dictatorships, draconian copyright/patent laws, political correctness, corruption, good men doing nothing, group think and religion.)

People claim to know God largely due to powerful sensations achieved when praying. Brain scan experiments are showing that praying causes parts of the brain that deal with the self to become quiet. This gives the illusion of seeming at one with the Universe, as the distinction between self and non-self breaks down. Simultaneously, another part of the brain, deep in the primitive limbic system, becomes highly active. This part of the brain is concerned with labelling things as crucially important.

When people pray, after a period of time of about an hour, they may experience these strange sensations: they feel at one with the Universe (God?) and they become convinced that this experience must be phenomenally revelatory. These extreme emotions are nothing more than conscious manifestations of the firing of neurones within the brain. Here is the rub: identical sensations can be achieved without prayer. Non-religious meditation affects the brain in the same way! God is artificially added by the religious to explain these amazing sensations. They see no other explanation, and do not wish to find one.

Imagine if prayer made you feel these sensations, then you would be tempted to think that the praying was working, that you were in touch with a God. But if, on the other hand, you were meditating, you might have simply put it down to the experience of meditation. Other meditators invoke new age-like spiritual explanations, such as the stimulation of so-called "Chakra points" and entering Nirvana.

The brain is fooling these religious/spiritual people. And none are more easily fooled than those that think they cannot be fooled. A classic example is that the brain, when appropriately stimulated, can produce the optical illusion of bright light. People often interpret this startling experience as a divine intervention. It is purely an experience generated internally by the brain, there is no need for a supernatural explanation. The visual cortex of the brain is huge. It does a lot of signal processing to turn the 2D pattern of light falling onto cells in the retina, which is converted via chemicals in the retina into electric signals, which are in turn converted into into a 3D representation of the world that we see. All we see is an illusion cooked up inside the brain. The brain, remember, is only receiving electricity from the optic nerve.

The same brain, under certain circumstances, can produce a blinding light, even when no light falls upon the eye. This can happen, for example, when the brain is stimulated by hallucinogenic drugs. It can also happen when the brain undergoes oxygen starvation. The fact that the brain generates images, like a computer display can, negates the need for angels to explain the light-at-the-end-of-the-tunnel-type experiences reported by those having witnessed near-death sensations.

No gods or other magics are required to explain these emotional and visual illusions. The temptation to do so comes from the same human temptation that caused people to believe that Heaven existed just above the sky. This belief was common at the time of Christ and was no-doubt believed by Christ (the historical figure of Christ - if he existed.)

These days we know better, thanks to science and technology. At least in the civilised world, religion is being pushed back by our deeper understanding of natural phenomena occurring without resorting to the easy way out: the assistance of gods and angels.

When you look closely at it, religion explains absolutely nothing. It substitutes one profound mystery - where did life (and we) come from - with a yet more inexplicable mystery - where did the Creator come from? Simply saying that the Creator "has always existed" is no explanation, it's merely an even more unfathomable mystery. How can something have always been there? Why is the deity there in the first place? Is there only one god? If so, why? Why invoke a singleton god, and not have a family or entire swarms of gods? Why would a super-intelligent god create humans who are so stupid, and then get all upset when the said pesky humanoids don't believe in him based on the rather eccentric, implausible and demonstrably inaccurate bible (or other scriptures)? What is the point of it all?

Religion has no answers to these big questions. Religion claims to have the answers but the only answer it really has is this:
"God moves in mysterious ways".
That says it all. The power of religion to explain the mystery of life and existence is nil. Zilch. Void. Any religion is basically wrong: so many religions, so few facts. All religious people claim that only they know the truth. They seem unable or unwilling to place themselves in the shoes of those of different religions (or atheists) and marvel at how crazy and foolish their religious beliefs appear to others.

To understand the real "Meaning of Life", we should start by examining the boundary conditions of life. The boundaries of life are birth and death and are examined next.


That's the article.

Now, for a bit of flippant fun. I'll publish some messages I have received from our mental-sounding religious friends. The messages seem mostly to be from christians. I wouldn't like to get too many messages from their equivalently mental muslim counterparts, they'd probably be even worse, like such and such deity won't be content until all non-beleivers of that deity have been murdered by religious nutcases. Some of our religious friends really do believe that a) their deity loves men and, simultaneously, they believe that their deity wants to kill men. Usually this wrath is based on the hypothetical vanity of that hypothetical deity: non-believers must die, and/or go to Hell, or whatever, for not believing in "Him". Anyway, prepare for the tirades of our religious friends :-)

Name: cynthia [has a muslim-sounding surname]
Feb 2009
Title: bless you child
Message
i am really so sorry for you i will pray for you and your family but i have a question. why does your web page show the devil if there is no god then there is no devil you know good vs evil it sounds to me like you are a sad and lost soul

[Eadon responds] Thanks for "blessing" me, pitying me and praying for me. Though perhaps your motives were beneficent, if I were a cynical fellow, then I would suspect that those activites gratified your needs more than mine. Thanks anyway :-) To answer the question, just because I draw gods and devils on the site does not mean that I belive they exist. I have no reason to suppose they do exist.


Name: Ryan
July 2010
Title: you are the scumbag
Message
get a life, or make a better website if you are going to slate everything good, ie Christians(xians to your lazy disrespectful ass) in the name of Satan,,,note....always spelled with a capital letter by you...wow, 22987 hits, is your soul worth that little to you??
[Eadon responds] My soul, barely used. Soul'ed (geddit?) for 22987 hits. Bargain! (On a geeky whim, I checked to see if the value of my "soul", 22987, is a prime number. Actually it is equal to the product of two 3 digit prime numbers - 127 and 181).


Name: Ed W
Sept 2010
Title: ALMIGHTY GOD
God is all powerful but is not a fool.
Message
He uses His all powerfulness within the realm of what is logical.
It is not logical to to make 2 + 2 = 5 or some other number to confuse mathematics and mathematicians.
It is not logical for Him to go against his nature since He is holy and cannot be tempted, although it is logical for you to go against your sin nature since yours is out of control and you are tempting God to show himself powerful enough to judge you.
If you were Perfect like He is perfect, it would be illogical to use His Power to make himself disappear.
God is logical and wise in all He does, so His universe is orderly and you can thank God for it.
How would you like to live upon a planet that spins out of control?


[Eadon responds] This planet is spinning out of control, metaphorically. Here's a question for you, does your "God" tell you about his logic? Does he use voices in your head? Or just maybe you're making wild, unfounded guesses about the reasoning capabilities of your all mighty imaginary friend...


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