Why is lust like killing a pig? Read on...
The time-honoured sin of lust is the most tantalising
of the Deadly Sins. Lust leading to sex can
be better than love leading to sex. After
all, we love our family but sex with them would
be, ahem, sinful.
Not that lust is strictly necessary to have
sex with a family member. The Delphic Oracle
of Greece, (who was a mad old hag spouting gibberish
whilst stoned on some geothermal gases) instructed
a man who came for counsel to have a child by
his daughter. He did. Goes to show the folly
of believing "spiritual" people. (Note:
modern day Delphic Oracles are called astrologers.)
Lust is differently manifested in men and women.
Women need to have some kind of an emotional
bond (even if self-delusional) with the man
she lusts after. Generally, men are less fussy
and will cheerfully lust after a vindictive
monster of a female provided her breasts are
well formed. (Men have even been known to lust
after lady scousers, though they might not be
able to find neither wallet nor hubcaps in the
morning.)
And this brings us to the making love
verses shagging paradox: women make
love, men shag. Both pursuits, which
conceptually cannot be more different, are the
same act. That is why lust is like a farmer
killing a pig. The pig only exists for our nourishment,
yet its opinion of giving up its life to feed
us is rather different from the farmer's viewpoint.
When all is said and done, the entire imbroglio
stems from our aching for pleasure; for money
or for meat. To pork or not to pork,
that is the question.
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